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imok · 07-02-04, 20:10

Humor only, and Happy 4th to all.....

AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE
ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST
COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SUNDAY, JUL 4, 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN
WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED
TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS
ANTITERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF
THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO
DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN
OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL
AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD
6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN
SENTIMENT.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO
ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN
THIS ANTITERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.

Thanks,
Signed George Bush

07-02-04, 20:10	#1 (permalink)
imok Mycotopiate Join Date: Dec 1971 Posts: 386	Humor only, and Happy 4th to all..... AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES. SO THIS SUNDAY, JUL 4, 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTITERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTITERRORIST ACTIVITY. GOD BLESS AMERICA. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON. Thanks, Signed George Bush __________________ Hope this helps :)