| I've thought about it too, but a tye-died, 6ft, white dude with hair down to his ass would probably stick out in the tribal areas along the Afghan, Pakistan border.
I know! Maybe I could dress up like Jesus and say I want an interview with him! (Jesus is in the Koran right?)
I could be like...
Ahem (a la Samule L Jackson).
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.... and DON'T F#CK WITH THE USA BIATCH!!!!!"
then put a cap in his ass.......................................
that'd be cool.
then I'd shoot up some good Afghani dope and drive my convertible caddy home. |