| He can join the Navy and just keep crapping in his pants in boot camp until they put him in the Special Training Division (it won't take long for them to transfer him there when he's marching around with shit dribbling down his legs all the time). STD is where they put the psychos, kleptomaniacs, people who forgot "not to tell" etc. until they can process their discharge papers. If he sticks to it he may even get a nice section 8 discharge with gov benefits and some pension money. |