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He can join the Navy and just keep crapping in his pants in boot camp until they put him in the Special Training Division (it won't take long for them to transfer him there when he's marching around with shit dribbling down his legs all the time). STD is where they put the psychos, kleptomaniacs, people who forgot "not to tell" etc. until they can process their discharge papers. If he sticks to it he may even get a nice section 8 discharge with gov benefits and some pension money<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Funny you wrote that, i have an old issue of 2600 magazine around here somewhere that details the best way to get a nhonorable discharge by having them think that you're section 8.
As far as this guy goes, it could be worse: In PA, a guy shot one of 2 ARMED thieves and was charged with attempted murder.
I realize that there are certain specifics that have to be met in order to make a situation qualify for "self-defense" (which this did), but the guy still wound up going to jail. |