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Old 05-15-06, 22:55   #24 (permalink)
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you can also get things like the drinks.. ready clean, xtra clean, pure gold,
strip, omni.. the manufact. are detoxify, clear choice, covert labs.
these drinks contain certain herbs that stop your body from burning fat,
thats where the toxins are stored and slowly released through you urine.
thats why a heavier set person takes longer to get the toxins out.
the
directions are goin to say that you need to have not injested said toxins at
least 48 hours before your test. i'd even go three days to be sure. that
means staying out of rooms, cars, etc. where shit is going on. you need to
make sure you get the right one for your body mass. the reg. 'ready clean' is
for peeps up to 200 lbs. 'XXXtra clean' is for cats that are 200 -250 lbs.
and
the 'mega clean' is for peeps above 250 lbs. it's just basically more of the
same drink. the prices at local headshops is going to be $29.95-$49.95.
thats the detoxify brand. 'pure gold' is for 200lbs. 'XXXra gold' is for 250lbs.
and thats the purity brand. 'strip' is strictly for heavier set people. strip is
the covert labs brand.
if you don't have exactly 48 hours of cleanliness,
(they are VERY strict about the two days before hand or they won't work)
like maybe 36 hours. then you are going to want to do something like the
strip no matter what size you are. it's a big ass bottle, so be ready to drink
lots of nasty ass drink.
some basic instructions for the drinks are: two hours
before your test, drink entire contents of bottle.. you don't have to chug it
but drink it rather quick... wait about 15 mins... refill bottle with water and
drink that... allow for at least one hour for the drink to start working.. then
piss at least twice before your test to get anything dirty in your kidneys out.
then you have about 6 hours after the initial first hour that you are going to
piss clean. this is the time that your body stops burning fat. after that you
are dirty again. there isn't anything out there that is going to completely
clean you out as the toxins are stored throughout your body in your fat.
BUT it is a good idea to drink lots of cranberry juice and water a couple days
before your test to help hurry along the process. on the day of your test,
stay normally hydrated.. you don't want to just piss water, the test will come
back inconclusive, which isn't as bad as a positive but they will make you
take the test again and you just blew whatever money on your cleaning
product.
Clear choice makes an 'add-itive' (spelled just like that) that you
put into the cup before you piss, then piss on that. you also need to get it
up to body temp first but thats not very hard cuz it's just a small vial. but it
only works for THC and has very specific instructions.
it should come with
them but if not, you can look em up on the net. just look up Clear choice
"Add-itive". Dr. Greens makes a synthetic urine called 'agent X' it's unisex
and works great except that it needs to be heated up to body temp.. it
comes with a heat pad and rubber band to hold it on.
there is also a temp
reading strip on the front of the bottle so be sure to put the heating pad on
the back as not to screw up your reading... get it between 98 and 100
degrees F and you're all set.
there is also a saliva, blood, or urine product called 'labrion' and also one
called 'purified body cleanser' they only work for one of those tho.. you
can't use one for both blood and urine as they have different instructions for
each. clear choice also makes a shampoo. I'm in the headshop bizz so thats why i know what i know.
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