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spunforfun · 08-26-06, 19:32

Two hillbillies are on there way to work and one says to the other one, I need to get some gas. the other one replies, hey the gas station out south of town has a contest for free sex.If you feel up with gas you have to guess a number between 1 thru 10 and if you get it right you get free sex. so south of town they go. they fill up with gas and go inside and theres a guy working the register and the hillbillies say we want to try the contest for free sex, the guy replies what number do you guess. the one hillbillie takes a few seconds and says 2 and the guy replies sorry the number was 7. the two hillbillie leave the store and when they get into the truck the one hillbillie looks at the other one and says I think we got shafted and no one can win free sex.The other hillbillie says, "BULLSHIT !!" my old lady won twice last week!!!!!!

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spunforfun Mycophage Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 102	Two hillbillies are on there way to work and one says to the other one, I need to get some gas. the other one replies, hey the gas station out south of town has a contest for free sex.If you feel up with gas you have to guess a number between 1 thru 10 and if you get it right you get free sex. so south of town they go. they fill up with gas and go inside and theres a guy working the register and the hillbillies say we want to try the contest for free sex, the guy replies what number do you guess. the one hillbillie takes a few seconds and says 2 and the guy replies sorry the number was 7. the two hillbillie leave the store and when they get into the truck the one hillbillie looks at the other one and says I think we got shafted and no one can win free sex.The other hillbillie says, "BULLSHIT !!" my old lady won twice last week!!!!!!