| The year is 1983 and you are Saddam Husain . Due to rising threats from the United States it is your mission to acquire and raise a culture of anthrax then create as many “Weapons of Mass Destruction as Possible”. You must remember that the United States CIA is attempting to infiltrate your operations and bust you at any cost. There for you must keep your mission as secret as possible.
First you must acquire all the necessities to raise a culture for your mission.
You will need:
1. A spore syringe of anthrax bought from the illicit underground market (mycotopia’s sponsors).
2. A bag of brown rice flower and Vermiculite to be used as a your cultures medium.
3. 12 Wide half Pint jars to raise your deadly culture in. Poke 4 small holes evenly spaced on the out side of each lit.
Next take ¼ cup of Brown Rice Flower mixed with ½ up of Vermiculite and ¼ cup of water. Now in order for fast colonization of your anthrax, lightly pack down the above mixture into your jars until the bottom of the threads, careful not to over pack. Clean the top rim of the jar then add a layer of plain vermiculite. Cap and repeat until all the jars are full.
Next take you jars, cover in foil and put them in a pressure cooker. Fill the bottom 2- 3 inches with water and cook at 15 psi for 1 hour. Then let cool overnight.
Once cool take you anthrax syringe and carefully insert the needle. Wipe the needle clean with rubbing alcohol and flame dry. Then inoculate your jars by inserting your anthrax syringe by spreading 1cc between the 4 holes. Repeat until done.
Incubate your anthrax at 86f by placing a fish tank heater inside a pickle jar filled with water inside an insulated container.
Over the next couple of weeks you anthrax should grow nice and strong. It should oddly enough have a faint, sweet mushroom smell and look pure white as it grows. If your jars of anthrax smell nasty or have and weird colors you must throw out or they can make you sick.
Once your jars of anthrax cultures are fully colonized for 1 to 2 weeks it is time to turn your anthrax into a Weapon of Mass Destruction. To do this we you will be building missiles and other warheads. These are not any ordinary missiles but anthrax missiles, and by completion they should look like a beautiful mushroom with a golden tan warhead. Not only are the anthrax missiles shaped like a mushroom and the explosion produced by them will rock your mind like a super mushroom could inside of your head.
To produce your anthrax missiles you will first have to build a factory.
You will need:
1. A tubaware container
2. Some perlite.
3. Water
Take you tubaware and add a 2-inch layer of moist perlite in the bottom. Next take your jars of cultured anthrax, pop them out, scrape the verm off the bottom and lay them on a peach of foil inside o your tubaware. No all you do is fan 2-3 times a day.
Over the course of the next several weeks you invisible rocket scientist “ Dr. Mycelium” will be hard at work. Soon you will see the results of Dr. Mycelium’s work. Little warheads that look like tiny white dots will pop up. A week or two later the doctor and all his workers will have created an arsenal of beautiful mushroom shaped anthrax missiles.
Be careful what you do with them Saddam Husain because 2 or three large missiles will fry anyone’s brain.
Does this count Hippie3? |