| You know Professor, your life story would make a very interesting book, indeed. You could detail your rise to stardom and what the effect of your first High Times ad was on your business. You could shed light on the underground mushie movement to the masses at large culminating in your eventual arrest and pack it all in a novel format. And since you're already paid your debt to society you'd not have to worry much about revealing any secrets.
Hell, I'd go as far as to say you'd have a major audience were you to write something like that. Next thing you know you're on the NY times best sellers list for 10 straight weeks in a row!
Followed by appearances on David Letterman and then a major movie contract casting Keanu Reeves in the role of PF, the dad from "American Chopper" in the role of Hippie3, and Agent Smith from the Matrix as your DEA agent.
Dude, that would rule!!!
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