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    Old 08-27-06, 19:53   #1 (permalink)
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    Dooby's caption contest #2 (For a cambo print and rustica seeds)

    Had one of these contests b4 (Dooby's caption contest #1 (For a tex print or 2 PE6 syringes)), was pretty fun, so, here's another caption contest.


    Each user can enter once. Post your best caption, or quote, for the picture below. After 10 days, I will open/create a poll, and everyone will be able to vote for the best caption for 1 week.


    For this contest I'm giving away a cambo print and a pack of nicotiana rustica seeds. I will ship these worldwide, so anyone who is a member here at Mycotopia can enter.


    Here's the picture, I dunno where I found this, I know it was from Mycotopia somewhere though... Enjoy :


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    Old 08-27-06, 19:57   #2 (permalink)
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    and man, this picture just makes me grin hahhahaha
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    Old 08-27-06, 19:58   #3 (permalink)
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    looks like he's holdnig a goose by the neck and the head of the goose is the stem....maybe im just high
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    Old 08-27-06, 20:05   #4 (permalink)
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    looks like he's holdnig a goose by the neck and the head of the goose is the stem....maybe im just high



    It does look like that.
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    Old 08-27-06, 20:08   #5 (permalink)
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    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    haha, gooseneck base, so true! hahahaha
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    Old 08-27-06, 20:11   #6 (permalink)
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    quote 'african goose mushroom carvings'... I've seen cobra 'snake' hash now mushroom carved goose.
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    Old 08-27-06, 23:40   #7 (permalink)
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    Old 08-27-06, 23:45   #8 (permalink)
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    he has a 'doors' shirt on....

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    Old 08-27-06, 23:45   #9 (permalink)
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    "bitches! i dont care what kimba said, i make a great mary poppins;" then he walks away singing riders on the storm.
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    Old 08-27-06, 23:54   #10 (permalink)
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    Oh Lord! He does have a Door's shirt on! lololol!

    This is getting good.
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    Old 08-28-06, 00:45   #11 (permalink)
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    They said this would break my fall from high places but the only thing that broke dignity when it happened. Now I go looking for them with my stick and make them eat mushroom!
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    Old 08-28-06, 01:23   #12 (permalink)
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    "No I won't give you any, I barely have enough for myself!"
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    Old 08-28-06, 01:29   #13 (permalink)
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    Old 08-28-06, 05:13   #14 (permalink)
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    Old 08-28-06, 09:36   #15 (permalink)
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    i orderd the large mushroom appetizer, but this is rediculous.
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    Old 08-28-06, 10:19   #16 (permalink)
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    Old 08-28-06, 12:35   #17 (permalink)
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    "Here you have this one... I already ate the big one."
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    Old 08-28-06, 13:31   #18 (permalink)
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    Taste great, but suprisingly, not filling!
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    Old 08-28-06, 14:24   #19 (permalink)
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    Old 08-28-06, 14:57   #20 (permalink)
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    "I used Hippies mycrotek invitro jars" hehe

    nice! ... bobnobbie said to thugs" what chu mean you takin my doors T? Don make me drop my club, an give you a beat down wit my mushroom"
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    Old 08-28-06, 19:49   #21 (permalink)
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    Old 08-28-06, 20:03   #22 (permalink)
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    Had one of these contests b4 (Dooby's caption contest #1 (For a tex print or 2 PE6 syringes)), was pretty fun, so, here's another caption contest.
    Each user can enter once. Post your best caption, or quote, for the picture below. After 10 days, I will open/create a poll, and everyone will be able to vote for the best caption for 1 week.
    For this contest I'm giving away a cambo print and a pack of nicotiana rustica seeds. I will ship these worldwide, so anyone who is a member here at Mycotopia can enter.
    Here's the picture, I dunno where I found this, I know it was from Mycotopia somewhere though... Enjoy :
    Elephant Dung:Everywhere
    Walking Stick:5 Goats
    Doors T-Shirt:15 cattle
    HUGE SHROOM:Priceless....
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    Old 08-28-06, 20:09   #23 (permalink)
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    Old 08-28-06, 20:34   #24 (permalink)
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    Now this will really open the "DOORS" of perception,just wait till the villagers get a load of me
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    Old 08-29-06, 00:37   #25 (permalink)
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    heads you eat it,tails i eat it.
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    Old 08-29-06, 00:47   #26 (permalink)
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    It's so hot out here we grow these mushrooms large enough to be used as an umbrella.
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    Old 08-29-06, 01:02   #27 (permalink)
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    Old 08-29-06, 01:08   #28 (permalink)
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    Old 08-29-06, 01:33   #29 (permalink)
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    HOLY CRAP ... lots of entries... This is gonna be good.

    LOL, those are terrific too! Very creative topiates we have here.
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    Old 08-29-06, 09:52   #30 (permalink)
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    i wish i had put my patch a little closer to home.
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    Old 08-29-06, 14:40   #31 (permalink)
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    caption entry

    Ugandan tribal doctor poses with the castrated penis of man suffering with the newly discovered STD Mycomidia.
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    Old 08-29-06, 18:29   #32 (permalink)
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    Contest entry.

    Introduction: Everyone knows the sit-n-spin.

    Sales Approach: New and improved Sit-N-Spin. Fun for all ages. Just chow the puppy down, and you'll be spinning. No more scrapes and nics on the bod, just pure enjoyment. Invite over friends, they'll all want a turn. Bring on the fun.
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    Old 08-30-06, 05:56   #33 (permalink)
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    you say the eigth is all it takes for you, my people eat 10 of these in a single sitting, and if you do not eat them all they beat you with a stick like the one in my hand
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    Old 08-31-06, 23:57   #34 (permalink)
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    "I was so sick of the catapiller's riddles, that i cut down his fuckin' mushroom"
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    Old 09-01-06, 02:15   #35 (permalink)
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    the boonsberry tastes like boonsberry
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    Old 09-01-06, 04:55   #36 (permalink)
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    "And the pygmi mushroom hunting champion for 2006 is..."
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    Old 09-01-06, 05:28   #37 (permalink)
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    what a long strange trip it's gonna be
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    Old 09-01-06, 05:42   #38 (permalink)
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    Invasion of the body snatchers scew up #69
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    Old 09-01-06, 11:09   #39 (permalink)
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    I am so gonna have to go with:


    Dear Shroomery,

    Owned.

    Love,
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    Old 09-01-06, 12:49   #40 (permalink)
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    "this is my smurf catchin kit. first i lure(?) them in with the mushroom and then knock em out with the stick. bastards always stealing my crops!!"
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    Old 09-01-06, 13:39   #41 (permalink)
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