The finest kratom tea in all the land..

golly · 07-01-07, 10:54

This brew has become a Saturday night tradition in the kingdom of Golly..
The magic formula creates a trippy euphoria that mixes well in social gatherings...Primary ingredients -shroomz/kratom = 6hrs of bliss..
Imo these two elements synergize beautifully together ,allowing for a very warm and enhanced sense of being...

The recipe requires:

Apple juice
Vodka
Ascorbic acid crystals
Dried shrooms
Kratom leaf

For each dose , pour 1.5 cups Apple juice in a pot with a shot of Vodka..
Add 5g crushed Kratom leaf and stir in well..
Heat the pot till the alcohol begins to boil ,then turn off the heat and let it steep for an hour with the lid on...

After the hour long steep, bring back to a simmering boil and add a level tsp of ascorbic acid crystals ..

Now take your dried shrooms and crush 1.5 - 2 grams [1/4 inch chunks are fine] and add to the simmering pot...

Simmer for 25 mins...

Pour the brew through a paper coffee filter ,then wash a bit more plain apple juice thru the grounds to get the last bit of goods..

Finally, squeeze the filter to extract the last drips...

So the tea is slowly sipped while hot and tastes quite good considering the ingredients heh...

Now u have the finest tea in all the land ...

Hippie3 · 07-01-07, 11:01

does sound good

07-01-07, 11:05

wow
looks yummy
what does kratom exactly do?
kratom seems kinda pricey... heh

waylitjim · 07-01-07, 11:08

Sounds like a nice recipe Golly.
What's the ascorbic acid for?

Hippie3 · 07-01-07, 11:12

the ascorbic acid is supposed to slow any break-down of the magic in the solution

golly · 07-01-07, 12:14

In this case , the crystals enhance the total extraction from the kratom as well as the mush..Also gives the tea a nice tang flavour..
The alcohol also helps extract the less soluable alkaloids from the leaves..
The booze pretty much boils off in the final simmer ,so there is no dumbing down of the essence...

Vinz ,kratom by itself gives an energizing euphoria at this dose level..
Crushed leaf runs about 30-45 cents per gram , so one drink costs less than 2 bucks...This herb is quite safe and does not leave any hangover effects..

Hippie3 · 07-01-07, 12:15

gives the tea a nice tang flavour..

i like the taste of a nice tang...
heh.

bugs · 07-01-07, 13:16

That really sounds great, Golly. Definitely on my list of Things to Try on the Fourth of July. Maybe with tequila?"!?!?!

golly · 07-01-07, 13:33

Yep, any drinkable alcohol that goes with apple juice...

What i especially like is the elimination of that apprehensive raw edge that mushrooms alone usually cause on lift off..

the_chosen_one · 07-01-07, 15:39

interesting as always Golly

BBB carries the Kratom?

always wanted to try it.

spacecake · 07-01-07, 16:08

I'll drink to that !!!

Looks jummy !

golly · 07-01-07, 18:05

Thanx guys..
A quick note to first time users of kratom..Best to establish your ideal dose level first ,by itself ...4g is a good starting point ..Taking too much will make u sedated and nauseous ...Less is more...

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Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,266	does sound good __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

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Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,266	the ascorbic acid is supposed to slow any break-down of the magic in the solution __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

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Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,266	gives the tea a nice tang flavour.. i like the taste of a nice tang... heh. __________________ visit dial-a-hippie . Last edited by Hippie3; 08-26-07 at 20:22.

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~vinz Guest Posts: n/a	wow looks yummy what does kratom exactly do? kratom seems kinda pricey... heh

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golly modapotato Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,198	In this case , the crystals enhance the total extraction from the kratom as well as the mush..Also gives the tea a nice tang flavour.. The alcohol also helps extract the less soluable alkaloids from the leaves.. The booze pretty much boils off in the final simmer ,so there is no dumbing down of the essence... Vinz ,kratom by itself gives an energizing euphoria at this dose level.. Crushed leaf runs about 30-45 cents per gram , so one drink costs less than 2 bucks...This herb is quite safe and does not leave any hangover effects..

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bugs Dink Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,697	That really sounds great, Golly. Definitely on my list of Things to Try on the Fourth of July. Maybe with tequila?"!?!?! __________________ Bagseed is like a box o' chocolates. Ya never know what you're gonna get.

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golly modapotato Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,198	Yep, any drinkable alcohol that goes with apple juice... What i especially like is the elimination of that apprehensive raw edge that mushrooms alone usually cause on lift off..

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the_chosen_one Darth Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,120	interesting as always Golly BBB carries the Kratom? always wanted to try it. __________________ "Luck favors the observant." - Workman Last edited by Hippie3; 08-26-07 at 20:21.

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spacecake Universal Mod Join Date: May 1972 Posts: 4,734	I'll drink to that !!! Looks jummy ! __________________ "As a child, i could walk on the ceiling. I'd butterfly up on the walls"

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golly modapotato Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,198	Thanx guys.. A quick note to first time users of kratom..Best to establish your ideal dose level first ,by itself ...4g is a good starting point ..Taking too much will make u sedated and nauseous ...Less is more...

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