This may sound sick but, .....

Beshroomed · 10-15-07, 21:50

Hey,
my FOAF was watching cable the other night and caught part os a show called "Manswers". The segment featured a discussion of the most effective ways to get drunk or get alcohol into your blood stream. The medical consensus was that alcohol, (or any other substance), has to travel through your stomach, then be filtered by your liver and kidneys before it can be carried by your bloodstream to your brain. They concluded that the most effective, (and dangerous), way to get drunk was to admnister it rectally where the alcohol,(or whatever), is directly absorbed into the blood stream which will result in a direct route to the brain. Sooo..
Has anyone ever heard of a Golden Teacher Enema?
Whatdafuck??
I swear my friend, (who won't post here is thinking about trying it.
somebody please say this ain't safe!
Thanks!

weed4all · 10-15-07, 21:59

i think anyone with common sense or who isnt michael jackson should know very well injecting liquor into your rectum can only lead down a bad road...

weed

Dank Side Of The Shroom · 10-15-07, 22:03

shit that dont sound good. ive heard of peeps doing mdma rectal but not beer.

moved to general discussions.

the jesus · 10-15-07, 22:03

Thats a bad idea for so many reasons I can't even list them.

silverface · 10-15-07, 22:22

I just heard a news story the other day about a man who became ill and at the same time was having DT's so, his wife gave hime liquor enemas and boom, he died. I'm gonna go with bad idea!!!

rocketman · 10-15-07, 22:28

Thats been done before I guarantee. Old hippies tell of cactus enemas when thier stomachs cant handle it. I would think your buddy needs to make a tea then proceed, rather than shoving an eighth up each others asses.

NEPHROSIS · 10-16-07, 01:49

Yep..I've heard of ppl who would soak tampons in alcohol and stick it up their ass...not for me lol...

Have you seen "smoking" alcohol? It actually sounds legit - its a chemical reaction with dry ice I think which gives off alcohol vapors that you suck.

If you search on youtube, you'll find ppl who have vids of it.

mycobri · 10-16-07, 01:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by the jesus

Thats a bad idea for so many reasons I can't even list them.

agreed

bugs · 10-16-07, 10:30

For one thing, alcohol doesn't even GET to liver and kidneys except THROUGH the blood stream. Liver and kidneys get RID of toxins; they certainly don't send 'em on to the brain. I don't know where this "medical consensus" came from, but it sounds like a dangerous information source.

Sunstar · 10-16-07, 10:58

Ive heard of people oding and needing to be packed in ice from doing that.
Besides my rectal area has an exit only sign on it

rocketman · 10-16-07, 11:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by bugs

For one thing, alcohol doesn't even GET to liver and kidneys except THROUGH the blood stream. Liver and kidneys get RID of toxins; they certainly don't send 'em on to the brain. I don't know where this "medical consensus" came from, but it sounds like a dangerous information source.

When you drink or eat anything, it goes through the liver and kidneys. You bypass these organs whenever you for example snort, shove or shoot something. You can also bypass via absorption to anywhere except the stomach. What he said was right, that is why it is more dangerous, because less is needed when bypassing these organs, making overdosing a real concern.

TVCasualty · 10-16-07, 11:53

Hmmm. Enemas have been used ritualistically in the Amazon for ingesting psychedelics/entheogens, so as long as you burn some sage or something then it's probably OK.

Mushroom tea (in water, not an everclear extraction!) would probably work just fine that way, though it might work too well, in the sense that while you are still squatting there half-naked with a tube sticking out of your rectum, you might begin peaking almost instantly. Then, you'd be all discombobulated and uncoordinated and naked and dribbling from the butt around where the hose is still stuck and tripping balls too! Storming the Gates my ass! (so to speak)

On the other hand, nothing will get you drunk faster than a fifth of liquor up the butt, as a video that a "friend" showed me once proved, wherein an enema consisting of a fifth of vodka was "applied" and within about 15 seconds she could no longer stand up. Great Success!

Be careful when your "friends" say "Hey, look at this!" and then show you something they downloaded, because you will never be able to un-see it, and now precious space in my rapidly-diminishing gray matter is filled wiith all kinds of things I never needed to see. Like for example: Never, ever do a diet coke enema followed by a Mentos suppository! 'Nuff said.

koldjgdaro · 10-16-07, 12:51

Vagina can also absorb very well. So if you don't like to be poked in the asses, you may try out the front method, guys, lol.

TVCasualty · 10-16-07, 12:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by koldjgdaro

Vagina can also absorb very well. So if you don't like to be poked in the asses, you my try out the front method, guys, lol.

I'm a guy, but unless I'm really confused I don't seem to have a vagina...

koldjgdaro · 10-16-07, 13:31

Well, okay, that method is meant for women, alright? ;]

chimp · 10-16-07, 17:02

When I was younger there was a fad in the town I lived in. People(not me) would draw up meth and water into a hyperdermic needle, bust off the needle part and shove it up their ass and inject it. From the reports I received, it was just as much of a rush as injecting intraveiniously(spelling).

eastwood · 10-16-07, 17:06

sounds like your foaf has ran out of things to do..

Hippie3 · 10-16-07, 17:42

i hear snorting vodka is the new fad for eurotrash.
it's long been known that many drugs can be effectively administered rectally if that's your desire.

bugs · 10-16-07, 18:08

Isn't there some company making rigs to, I think, ultrasonically disperse alcohol in the air so you can just breathe it and get wasted? Weren't they putting them in bars awhile back?

Man, ya gotta be careful with alky. Get too much, too fast, you one very dead duck. Unlike safe drugs such as pot and cubies.

ShroomGuerilla · 10-16-07, 22:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by TVCasualty

Then, you'd be all discombobulated and uncoordinated and naked and dribbling from the butt around where the hose is still stuck and tripping balls too! Storming the Gates my ass! (so to speak)

oh the grotesque image you just produced in my head.....

pneuma9 · 10-17-07, 22:38

I heard about this anal method. Never tried it but I've got a funny story about something else. I also heard you could SNORT alcohol. :-)

My buddy from the Army was this beast of a guy. He looked like a wolverine he was so buff. I dared him to do it but he was being a puss.. Eventually he did. It was hilarious. He didn't get a buzz tho. It was a cap full of Parrot Bay. He thought maybe if it was something stronger. I honestly have seen few such funny things in my life. Dare your friends! It's a riot! :-)

eastwood · 10-17-07, 23:04

Jackass 2 when steveo funneled a beer in his ass .. damn crazy stuff ...

Toecutter · 10-19-07, 08:24

The Mayans used give each other "butt beers" when they were too intoxicated to keep the alcohol down.

...........amateurs.......HA!
Mushrooms in the butt? Didn't Eddie Murphy write a song about that?

prism · 10-19-07, 09:35

I think shoving stuff up the dirt button is a little extreme. If you want to get drunk faster mix yourself up a Highball. The carbonation opens up the pyloric valve in your stomach and the alky hits the blood faster than liquor by itself. I recommend 151 rum. If you need to get drunker than that, then by all means, shove some 151 up the no no hole and go to town baby. Who am I to judge?

Toecutter · 10-19-07, 10:51

prism1234: dirt button, no no hole.........

.

hallucinogeneti · 10-19-07, 18:58

my high school teacher told us that when he was in college he'd drip alc. into his eyes like visine. I never figured out if he was full of shit or not. It seems like it'd dry out your eyes or something. Either way fuck that, start chugging hard liquor if you really want to, it gets you drunk pretty fast last time I checked.

Fun-Guy · 10-19-07, 19:05

Jeez I guess Im thankful I have been able to get high enuff without putting anything anywhere other than my mouth

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10-15-07, 21:50	#1 (permalink)
Beshroomed Mycophage Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 173	This may sound sick but, ..... Hey, my FOAF was watching cable the other night and caught part os a show called "Manswers". The segment featured a discussion of the most effective ways to get drunk or get alcohol into your blood stream. The medical consensus was that alcohol, (or any other substance), has to travel through your stomach, then be filtered by your liver and kidneys before it can be carried by your bloodstream to your brain. They concluded that the most effective, (and dangerous), way to get drunk was to admnister it rectally where the alcohol,(or whatever), is directly absorbed into the blood stream which will result in a direct route to the brain. Sooo.. Has anyone ever heard of a Golden Teacher Enema? Whatdafuck?? I swear my friend, (who won't post here is thinking about trying it. somebody please say this ain't safe! Thanks! __________________ Question Reality.

10-15-07, 21:59	#2 (permalink)
weed4all space traveler Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,050	i think anyone with common sense or who isnt michael jackson should know very well injecting liquor into your rectum can only lead down a bad road... weed __________________

10-15-07, 22:03	#3 (permalink)
Dank Side Of The Shroom Mycotopiate Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,520	shit that dont sound good. ive heard of peeps doing mdma rectal but not beer. moved to general discussions. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

10-15-07, 22:28	#6 (permalink)
rocketman GATE KEEPER Join Date: Feb 1971 Posts: 4,533	Thats been done before I guarantee. Old hippies tell of cactus enemas when thier stomachs cant handle it. I would think your buddy needs to make a tea then proceed, rather than shoving an eighth up each others asses. __________________ robbing a man of his cherished delusions does not make you any wealthier, it just makes him poorer. H3

10-15-07, 22:03	#4 (permalink)
the jesus mayor of boozeville Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,643	Thats a bad idea for so many reasons I can't even list them.

10-15-07, 22:22	#5 (permalink)
silverface Loose Lucy is my delight. Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 60	I just heard a news story the other day about a man who became ill and at the same time was having DT's so, his wife gave hime liquor enemas and boom, he died. I'm gonna go with bad idea!!!

10-16-07, 01:49	#7 (permalink)
NEPHROSIS Mycotopiate Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 233	Yep..I've heard of ppl who would soak tampons in alcohol and stick it up their ass...not for me lol... Have you seen "smoking" alcohol? It actually sounds legit - its a chemical reaction with dry ice I think which gives off alcohol vapors that you suck. If you search on youtube, you'll find ppl who have vids of it.

10-16-07, 10:30	#9 (permalink)
bugs Dink Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,697	For one thing, alcohol doesn't even GET to liver and kidneys except THROUGH the blood stream. Liver and kidneys get RID of toxins; they certainly don't send 'em on to the brain. I don't know where this "medical consensus" came from, but it sounds like a dangerous information source. __________________ Bagseed is like a box o' chocolates. Ya never know what you're gonna get.

10-16-07, 10:58	#10 (permalink)
Sunstar Gazer of the innerself Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,098	Ive heard of people oding and needing to be packed in ice from doing that. Besides my rectal area has an exit only sign on it __________________ I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round, how I love to watch them roll ~John Lennon~

10-16-07, 11:53	#12 (permalink)
TVCasualty Embrace Your Damage Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 4,798	Hmmm. Enemas have been used ritualistically in the Amazon for ingesting psychedelics/entheogens, so as long as you burn some sage or something then it's probably OK. Mushroom tea (in water, not an everclear extraction!) would probably work just fine that way, though it might work too well, in the sense that while you are still squatting there half-naked with a tube sticking out of your rectum, you might begin peaking almost instantly. Then, you'd be all discombobulated and uncoordinated and naked and dribbling from the butt around where the hose is still stuck and tripping balls too! Storming the Gates my ass! (so to speak) On the other hand, nothing will get you drunk faster than a fifth of liquor up the butt, as a video that a "friend" showed me once proved, wherein an enema consisting of a fifth of vodka was "applied" and within about 15 seconds she could no longer stand up. Great Success! Be careful when your "friends" say "Hey, look at this!" and then show you something they downloaded, because you will never be able to un-see it, and now precious space in my rapidly-diminishing gray matter is filled wiith all kinds of things I never needed to see. Like for example: Never, ever do a diet coke enema followed by a Mentos suppository! 'Nuff said.

10-16-07, 12:51	#13 (permalink)
koldjgdaro Psychonaut Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 747	Vagina can also absorb very well. So if you don't like to be poked in the asses, you may try out the front method, guys, lol. __________________ To fathom Hell or soar angelic, just take a pinch of psychedelic

10-16-07, 13:31	#15 (permalink)
koldjgdaro Psychonaut Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 747	Well, okay, that method is meant for women, alright? ;] __________________ To fathom Hell or soar angelic, just take a pinch of psychedelic

10-16-07, 17:02	#16 (permalink)
chimp Space Lord Modulator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 6,425	When I was younger there was a fad in the town I lived in. People(not me) would draw up meth and water into a hyperdermic needle, bust off the needle part and shove it up their ass and inject it. From the reports I received, it was just as much of a rush as injecting intraveiniously(spelling). __________________ Respond, Vibrate, Feedback, Resonate

10-16-07, 17:06	#17 (permalink)
eastwood Mycotopiate Join Date: Jul 1972 Posts: 2,916	sounds like your foaf has ran out of things to do..

10-16-07, 17:42	#18 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,266	i hear snorting vodka is the new fad for eurotrash. it's long been known that many drugs can be effectively administered rectally if that's your desire. __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

10-16-07, 18:08	#19 (permalink)
bugs Dink Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,697	Isn't there some company making rigs to, I think, ultrasonically disperse alcohol in the air so you can just breathe it and get wasted? Weren't they putting them in bars awhile back? Man, ya gotta be careful with alky. Get too much, too fast, you one very dead duck. Unlike safe drugs such as pot and cubies. __________________ Bagseed is like a box o' chocolates. Ya never know what you're gonna get.

10-17-07, 22:38	#21 (permalink)
pneuma9 Resident Deviant Join Date: Apr 1971 Posts: 211	I heard about this anal method. Never tried it but I've got a funny story about something else. I also heard you could SNORT alcohol. :-) My buddy from the Army was this beast of a guy. He looked like a wolverine he was so buff. I dared him to do it but he was being a puss.. Eventually he did. It was hilarious. He didn't get a buzz tho. It was a cap full of Parrot Bay. He thought maybe if it was something stronger. I honestly have seen few such funny things in my life. Dare your friends! It's a riot! :-)

10-17-07, 23:04	#22 (permalink)
eastwood Mycotopiate Join Date: Jul 1972 Posts: 2,916	Jackass 2 when steveo funneled a beer in his ass .. damn crazy stuff ...

10-19-07, 08:24	#23 (permalink)
Toecutter Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 341	The Mayans used give each other "butt beers" when they were too intoxicated to keep the alcohol down. ...........amateurs.......HA! Mushrooms in the butt? Didn't Eddie Murphy write a song about that?

10-19-07, 09:35	#24 (permalink)
prism Running from My Mycelium Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3,922	I think shoving stuff up the dirt button is a little extreme. If you want to get drunk faster mix yourself up a Highball. The carbonation opens up the pyloric valve in your stomach and the alky hits the blood faster than liquor by itself. I recommend 151 rum. If you need to get drunker than that, then by all means, shove some 151 up the no no hole and go to town baby. Who am I to judge? __________________ No matter how pretty the fire is, dont touch it!

10-19-07, 10:51	#25 (permalink)
Toecutter Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 341	prism1234: dirt button, no no hole..........

10-19-07, 18:58	#26 (permalink)
hallucinogeneti VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 349	my high school teacher told us that when he was in college he'd drip alc. into his eyes like visine. I never figured out if he was full of shit or not. It seems like it'd dry out your eyes or something. Either way fuck that, start chugging hard liquor if you really want to, it gets you drunk pretty fast last time I checked.

10-19-07, 19:05	#27 (permalink)
Fun-Guy Always room for shrooms Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 67	Jeez I guess Im thankful I have been able to get high enuff without putting anything anywhere other than my mouth

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