Help! Detox needed!

MtnStrider · 07-31-07, 13:32

Hello and Help plz.
I have been offered a new postion at work and will have to do a one time drug test in 15 days..aug 15. I am a heavy smoker, 3 or 4 joints a day, for the last oh....25 years or so.
So..any advice on how to get clean in 15 days?
I have been working like a dog today an yesterday Spliting wood in the sun..really working up a sweat.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated!

oibchip · 07-31-07, 13:49

I'm no doctor but I would drink alot of water, exercise alot and maybe take some niacin perodically b4 the test. other than that you could do one of those "Clean Test" things that are sold at head shops..Most are administered with 24 hours of the test so you must know when the testing is going to take place. Other than that I can't offer much advice..mine might be flawed too..But I try

PsilocibeJuggalo · 07-31-07, 14:04

Get "Vale" works great for Pot. I would take a lot of water but don't overdo it. The day you go is the one that matters. Drink the vale an hr before...do not drink a shitload of water that day, just a lil more than normal. pee twice and the third one is flourescent but clean...just say you take a lot of vitamins since that is what it is....or you can buy the wizanator and not ever stop smoking....no one is in the bathroom with you on work piss tests...you could just bring some but make sure you take what you brought it in with you...don't try to flush it or throw it away or you may get bagged. They usually take the temp too so don't forget handwarmers

joecoolatc · 07-31-07, 14:08

vales works, just follow the directions.

Mermaidia · 07-31-07, 16:00

I know someone who has also used Vale and it worked like a charm.

Hippie3 · 07-31-07, 16:02

Vale Enterprises Inc.

MtnStrider · 07-31-07, 16:36

Thank you all for your Imput

any alternitive smoke ideas?
cause

Hippie3 · 07-31-07, 16:37

chillinmix is good
after you clean out

seymorebunz · 08-01-07, 09:35

Does anyone have experience with the Vale cleansing tablet? One tablet for $33, I'd hope it works.

It doesn't say exactly how long it takes to work.

08-01-07, 09:42

yeah, i think you will really need a detox drink..
last time after smoking everyday for a month only.. it took me at least 3 weeks to get clean..
be careful

Mermaidia · 08-01-07, 09:50

The person i know used the one hour liquid and passed the test with flying colors. He was also a daily, several times a day smoker. Vale Detox that is the one he used.

seymorebunz · 08-01-07, 14:00

Thank you Mermadia

bear · 08-09-07, 14:44

This product sounds pretty impressive (checking out the vale website now), but I'd put myself in the hands of the wizzinator. Then I dont have to gamble with a pill.

MtnStrider · 08-28-07, 17:14

Hey!
Just a follow up

Passed test with 21 days clean.
No other products.
I did however go hiking in the sierras for 5 days and 4 nights and lost 13 pounds! this was at the begining of my days with out smoke.
Drank tons of water..and was sure i didnt use my first piss of the day as the sample.
Thanks
More Money Baby!

abaca · 08-29-07, 01:19

Personally I have a Wizzinator. It's my $125 insurance policy

. But the cheapest way is to find some fresh clean urine, put it in a white glue bottle or the like with a chemical hand warmer duct taped to the outside. The fresher the urine the better, 3 days max in the fridge. This is what i use to do, it worked without fail. Unfortunately my situation changed and the wizzinator is the best option for me now. You could also just buy some of the dehydrated urine from the wizzinator people and keep it warm as explained above.

suckerfree · 08-29-07, 01:56

I too give the wizz a thumbs up. Haven't used it in a LONG time... but the guy that used to answer the phones always sounded like Chong to me...
anyways.. the drinking water routine works for dip strip tests, but lab tests require more (the whiz)

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07-31-07, 13:32	#1 (permalink)
MtnStrider Mycophiliac Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 61	Help! Detox needed! Hello and Help plz. I have been offered a new postion at work and will have to do a one time drug test in 15 days..aug 15. I am a heavy smoker, 3 or 4 joints a day, for the last oh....25 years or so. So..any advice on how to get clean in 15 days? I have been working like a dog today an yesterday Spliting wood in the sun..really working up a sweat. Any advice would be greatly appreciated! __________________ "Not all who wander are lost."

07-31-07, 14:08	#4 (permalink)
joecoolatc Mycophage Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 101	vales works, just follow the directions. __________________ "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -- Winston Churchill

07-31-07, 16:00	#5 (permalink)
Mermaidia Sober Sister Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,012	I know someone who has also used Vale and it worked like a charm. __________________ When you dream, dream big.

07-31-07, 16:02	#6 (permalink)
Hippie3 Admin Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 36,108	Vale Enterprises Inc. __________________ GROW SUPPLIES: www.Mycrotopia.com ------------Simply The Best------------ Namaste Temet Nosce

07-31-07, 13:49	#2 (permalink)
oibchip Space Lord Modulator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,993	I'm no doctor but I would drink alot of water, exercise alot and maybe take some niacin perodically b4 the test. other than that you could do one of those "Clean Test" things that are sold at head shops..Most are administered with 24 hours of the test so you must know when the testing is going to take place. Other than that I can't offer much advice..mine might be flawed too..But I try

07-31-07, 14:04	#3 (permalink)
PsilocibeJuggalo Former Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 164	Get "Vale" works great for Pot. I would take a lot of water but don't overdo it. The day you go is the one that matters. Drink the vale an hr before...do not drink a shitload of water that day, just a lil more than normal. pee twice and the third one is flourescent but clean...just say you take a lot of vitamins since that is what it is....or you can buy the wizanator and not ever stop smoking....no one is in the bathroom with you on work piss tests...you could just bring some but make sure you take what you brought it in with you...don't try to flush it or throw it away or you may get bagged. They usually take the temp too so don't forget handwarmers

07-31-07, 16:36	#7 (permalink)
MtnStrider Mycophiliac Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 61	Thank you all for your Imput any alternitive smoke ideas? cause __________________ "Not all who wander are lost."

07-31-07, 16:37	#8 (permalink)
Hippie3 Admin Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 36,108	chillinmix is good after you clean out __________________ GROW SUPPLIES: www.Mycrotopia.com ------------Simply The Best------------ Namaste Temet Nosce

08-01-07, 09:42	#10 (permalink)
~vinz Guest Posts: n/a	yeah, i think you will really need a detox drink.. last time after smoking everyday for a month only.. it took me at least 3 weeks to get clean.. be careful

08-01-07, 09:50	#11 (permalink)
Mermaidia Sober Sister Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,012	The person i know used the one hour liquid and passed the test with flying colors. He was also a daily, several times a day smoker. Vale Detox that is the one he used. __________________ When you dream, dream big.

08-09-07, 14:44	#13 (permalink)
bear Glasswalker Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 566	This product sounds pretty impressive (checking out the vale website now), but I'd put myself in the hands of the wizzinator. Then I dont have to gamble with a pill.

08-28-07, 17:14	#14 (permalink)
MtnStrider Mycophiliac Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 61	Hey! Just a follow up Passed test with 21 days clean. No other products. I did however go hiking in the sierras for 5 days and 4 nights and lost 13 pounds! this was at the begining of my days with out smoke. Drank tons of water..and was sure i didnt use my first piss of the day as the sample. Thanks More Money Baby! __________________ "Not all who wander are lost."

08-29-07, 01:19	#15 (permalink)
abaca jerk of all trades Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 238	Personally I have a Wizzinator. It's my $125 insurance policy. But the cheapest way is to find some fresh clean urine, put it in a white glue bottle or the like with a chemical hand warmer duct taped to the outside. The fresher the urine the better, 3 days max in the fridge. This is what i use to do, it worked without fail. Unfortunately my situation changed and the wizzinator is the best option for me now. You could also just buy some of the dehydrated urine from the wizzinator people and keep it warm as explained above. __________________ "All things are poison and nothing is without poison, only the dose permits something not to be poisonous." (Paracelsus)

08-29-07, 01:56	#16 (permalink)
suckerfree KEY MASTER Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,123	I too give the wizz a thumbs up. Haven't used it in a LONG time... but the guy that used to answer the phones always sounded like Chong to me... anyways.. the drinking water routine works for dip strip tests, but lab tests require more (the whiz) __________________

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