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    Old 01-08-08, 13:20   #1 (permalink)
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    Warning to all Males: Beware of beer

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
    The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs."






    Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.







    A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
    Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.







    After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
    unsuspecting male into a longer term of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

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    Old 01-08-08, 13:42   #2 (permalink)
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    Old 01-08-08, 13:44   #3 (permalink)
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    sob i wish i woulda gotten raped by the ladies when i was into the bar thing lol.
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    Old 01-08-08, 13:46   #4 (permalink)
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    Hell I always wondered what exactly happened to me. Still in a beer fog. Damn and I thought she was being nice serving me beer in frosty mugs...

    Oh yeah, golf courses are a great place to hunt edibles.......
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    Old 01-08-08, 13:52   #5 (permalink)
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    I've had this happen to me. After consuming "Beer", I've gone to bed with Christy Brinkley and woke up with Bo Didley. "Beer" is worse than GHB. ~Skunk
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    Old 01-08-08, 15:43   #6 (permalink)
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    Old 01-08-08, 17:23   #7 (permalink)
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    Yup beer can make a 2 at TEN pm turn into a 10 at TWO PM
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    Old 01-08-08, 17:43   #8 (permalink)
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    I often had thoght something strange happened 18 years ago, thanks for the info, will try one of these "golf course" rehabs
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    Old 01-08-08, 20:57   #9 (permalink)
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    Aweeeee MJ, ya let the most prized secret of the females out




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    Old 01-08-08, 21:18   #10 (permalink)
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    I have to confess that the item was emailed to me form my engineer friend in Afghanistan whose Tree Top Lodge Villa on Koh Samui is featured in my Exotic forays ad. His m home rents for $300.00 a day and up. Mostly or families only, but couples and singles rent, mostly Europeans.

    Still I posted it cos it was fun. He also from time to time sends me really cool pictures he takes in Kubul, including blown up jeeps and armored things.

    He builds bridges and schools and such over there for the British Government, His wife is Thai and owns a pearl shop on Koh Samui. He is really a nice guy.

    Some of his pictures of the schools and local occurrences are cool. I also got camel race and horse race fotos, he was in one on a camel.

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