mycrotopia now accepting orders for horse poo

Hippie3 · 03-16-09, 13:24

ok, scored a ton of high grade shit from the wife's riding instructor,
his ranch is just a couple miles away.
lots and lots of pasture-fed horses,
he doesn't feed much grain at all
so we're taking top quality here,
and all of it range-gathered,
this ain't urine soaked stall crap.

it is a bit moist from recent rains
but i have the tools to dry large amounts fairly quickly,
if you want it dry.

i can fit about 20 pounds in my largest boxes
and it costs me about $20 to ship it .
price will be, for dried 'as is', $45 for that.

if you need it pasteurized,
the extra water weight will increase shipping costs considerably
as well as my labor and time.
so that'll be $70.

both items are now in mycrotopia 's catalog
so come check it out.

Freaky · 03-16-09, 13:26

I'm dreaming of horse/donkey doo subs outside

hyphaenation · 03-16-09, 13:29

Awesome deals on Horse dookie !

Hippie3 · 03-16-09, 13:32

link to order-
http://www.mycrotopia.com/catalog/ca...lk%20Substrate

wildburr · 03-16-09, 17:52

Fuckin awesome Hip, My next order will be for the Horse poo.

ruderalis · 03-16-09, 18:20

SWEET

roc · 03-16-09, 18:57

Now you are talkin my kind of shit hip!

Coughing_Anon · 03-16-09, 20:03

So now, does the as-is mean that we just need to pasteurize it ourselves?
Or do we need to do anything else beforehand?

Hippie3 · 03-16-09, 20:17

'as is' means just that,
not processed by me in any way
other than to dry it out.
you'd want to shred it up a bit
and pasteurize it.

or you can choose the $70 variant
in which case i'll shred and pasteurize it for ya.

Coughing_Anon · 03-18-09, 11:51

This may be a stupid question... but how does one go about shredding poo, if I may ask?
Is there any tools that one needs to do this?

extrememetal43 · 03-18-09, 13:17

it breaks up really well by hand...no need for shredder or anything.

rockawayrooms · 03-18-09, 13:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildburr

Fuckin awesome Hip, My next order will be for the Horse poo.

Same here Hip,a most EXCELLENT deal indeed!!

Coughing_Anon · 03-18-09, 17:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by extrememetal43

it breaks up really well by hand...no need for shredder or anything.

Sweet!

And one more question: how long does the unpastuerized poo stay "good" for?
Like, how long can one leave it sitting in the box before using it?

Hippie3 · 03-18-09, 19:46

keep it dry and it's good for years

Hippie3 · 03-18-09, 19:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by extrememetal43

it breaks up really well by hand...no need for shredder or anything.

bullshit.
some does, but many of the clumps are very hard, if sun-dried.
i've processed hundreds of pounds both by hand, in the beginning,
then with my chipper/shredder ever since.
the shredder is well work the hundred bucks i spent on it,
time is money.

roc · 03-18-09, 21:13

Bullshit is harder to break up than horse shit once it gets hard!

Hippie3 · 03-18-09, 21:37

no shit..

Coughing_Anon · 03-19-09, 12:02

Well shit... Is it worth buying it dried if I don't have a shredder?
I wouldn't plan on using it all at once, just a little at a time to make bulk invitro bags.
About how many sandbags do you think one could get out of 20lbs?

Hippie3 · 03-19-09, 14:03

you can freeze the pasteurized poo for storage.
gee, a bunch of sandbags since they're half coir -
assuming same size bags i use
i'd guess the 20 pound box would make 8-10,
maybe 12.
as for what's worthwhile,
only you can decide that, my friend.

Hippie3 · 03-19-09, 14:23

went back to his ranch this morning,
he was super cool,
i brought a couple shovels and started with them
but he got his bobcat and scooped me up another load-
these are pasture dropping, a little straw and even a bit of dirt[compost actually]
but that's all good!
check it out-

(neo)Figment · 03-19-09, 23:46

Word on that dry shit being tuff. I like to harvest my manure a couple days after the rain patties are nice and moist. The bags are heavier and fill quicker but I think the ease of breaking it up is worth it. Hip what kinda shredder do you have? Can it be used for straw too?

Hippie3 · 03-20-09, 08:24

i use a leaf blower/mulcher for the straw
and a wood chipper for the poo.
the chipper can do straw
but the mulcher is faster-
got the chipper from Harbor Freight [cheap tools]
leaf blower from Lowe's

Irishlion · 03-20-09, 08:25

you have enough to wait till the first hip? WOuld be good as I am tired of using this worthless ass compost, and 20 pounds of dried horse dung for 45 is a good deal IMO now I wanted to ask you, do you have just plain dry straw as well?

Hippie3 · 03-20-09, 08:27

my source has a mountain of poo taller than me,
doubt i'll run out anytime soon.

Irishlion · 03-20-09, 08:30

sweet, what about straw man, do you sell just plain straw as well, I can't remember if you do or not.

Hippie3 · 03-20-09, 08:36

plenty of straw too, got about 20 bales on hand atm .

Irishlion · 03-20-09, 09:30

ok I know the price of poo, how much for straw? I can past is all myself just need the straw and poo lol as there is nothing close around here.

Hippie3 · 03-20-09, 10:43

well, straw's pretty lightweight dry-
would you need it shredded/chopped ?
fit more in that way.

Irishlion · 03-20-09, 10:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippie3

well, straw's pretty lightweight dry-
would you need it shredded/chopped ?
fit more in that way.

probally damn sure wouldn't hurt, actually that would be alot better,

so with it being chopped, how much ya figure?

Hippie3 · 03-20-09, 11:08

well, i'd need to weigh a big box full to be certain
but ballpark figure materials+shipping+labor=$25-30
box = 17.25" x 11.25" x 10"
so pretty good size/amount there

roc · 03-20-09, 20:35

"This Old Pile of Shit" could doo a special show featuring your shit Hip... Roc Villa could endorse your product.

Hippie3 · 03-22-09, 11:41

pm me where to send it old buddy

roc · 03-22-09, 17:07

This Old Pile of Shit already contains some of you shit...

Donkey shit to be exact!

Wait till you see that shit in action...

roc · 03-23-09, 18:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippie3

pm me where to send it old buddy

Safe addy has been arraigned ... pm on the way.

Couple of quarts of spawn is awaiting delivery of your shit!

Hippie3 · 04-10-09, 11:27

sorry for the delay, roc.
weather here's been shitty, so to speak.
but i haven't forgotten you,
'sposed to be nice tomorrow
and i'm doing a few paid orders too
so i'll get your freebie on its' way monday.

roc · 04-10-09, 15:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippie3

sorry for the delay, roc.
weather here's been shitty, so to speak.
but i haven't forgotten you,
'sposed to be nice tomorrow
and i'm doing a few paid orders too
so i'll get your freebie on its' way monday.

No problem my friend... you are still the best dung dealer I have ever had!

Hippie3 · 04-11-09, 09:41

i tell you man,
if you ever have cataract surgery
walking around without needed bifocals for a couple weeks or more
sure makes life more
challenging and frustration.
i see the doc tuesday and hopefully get new glasses,
i can get ever so much more done
when i can see...

roc · 04-11-09, 12:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippie3

i tell you man,
if you ever have cataract surgery
walking around without needed bifocals for a couple weeks or more
sure makes life more
challenging and frustration.
i see the doc tuesday and hopefully get new glasses,
i can get ever so much more done
when i can see...

I just got an update on my glasses... been 6 years and I can't believe what a fucking difference the new bifocals have made!

My grandfather had cataracts so I am sure I'll get them... I passed this time.

Coughing_Anon · 04-23-09, 20:07

Yo man, any special way that one would need to thaw their frozen pastuerized shit?
Could one simply take it out of the freezer and sit it somewhere to thaw or do they need to put it in the fridge first?

Hippie3 · 04-23-09, 20:09

anywhere, then mix it up well

Coughing_Anon · 04-23-09, 23:14

Sweet, thanks.

roc · 04-24-09, 06:45

Talk about sweet...

I got the shit from the dung dealer and must say it is premium grade shit!

If you have not tried it you should.

Mycrotopia is the place to get the shit for those that don't know.

Thank You!

Hippie3 · 04-24-09, 09:21

glad you like,
your endorsement means alot .

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03-16-09, 13:24	#1 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	mycrotopia now accepting orders for horse poo ok, scored a ton of high grade shit from the wife's riding instructor, his ranch is just a couple miles away. lots and lots of pasture-fed horses, he doesn't feed much grain at all so we're taking top quality here, and all of it range-gathered, this ain't urine soaked stall crap. it is a bit moist from recent rains but i have the tools to dry large amounts fairly quickly, if you want it dry. i can fit about 20 pounds in my largest boxes and it costs me about $20 to ship it . price will be, for dried 'as is', $45 for that. if you need it pasteurized, the extra water weight will increase shipping costs considerably as well as my labor and time. so that'll be $70. both items are now in mycrotopia 's catalog so come check it out. __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

03-16-09, 13:26	#2 (permalink)
Freaky Magik Mod Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,901	I'm dreaming of horse/donkey doo subs outside __________________

03-16-09, 13:29	#3 (permalink)
hyphaenation Puck Teknician Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,646	Awesome deals on Horse dookie ! __________________ We're just flying by the seed of our plants.

03-16-09, 13:32	#4 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	link to order- http://www.mycrotopia.com/catalog/ca...lk%20Substrate __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

03-16-09, 17:52	#5 (permalink)
wildburr Midnight Toker Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,731	Fuckin awesome Hip, My next order will be for the Horse poo. __________________ Silence is Golden, but Duct tape is Silver.

03-16-09, 18:20	#6 (permalink)
ruderalis Genetic Anomaly Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 292	SWEET

03-16-09, 18:57	#7 (permalink)
roc Old Man Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 4,296	Now you are talkin my kind of shit hip! __________________ ubuntu! Member of Native Geekaho Tribe. "Think for yourself and question authority"

03-16-09, 20:03	#8 (permalink)
Coughing_Anon Mycophage Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 218	So now, does the as-is mean that we just need to pasteurize it ourselves? Or do we need to do anything else beforehand?

03-16-09, 20:17	#9 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	'as is' means just that, not processed by me in any way other than to dry it out. you'd want to shred it up a bit and pasteurize it. or you can choose the $70 variant in which case i'll shred and pasteurize it for ya. __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

03-18-09, 11:51	#10 (permalink)
Coughing_Anon Mycophage Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 218	This may be a stupid question... but how does one go about shredding poo, if I may ask? Is there any tools that one needs to do this?

03-18-09, 13:17	#11 (permalink)
extrememetal43 The Jester's Mad Chemist Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,204	it breaks up really well by hand...no need for shredder or anything. __________________ Pantera told me to smoke DMT!

03-18-09, 19:46	#14 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	keep it dry and it's good for years __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

03-18-09, 21:13	#16 (permalink)
roc Old Man Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 4,296	Bullshit is harder to break up than horse shit once it gets hard! __________________ ubuntu! Member of Native Geekaho Tribe. "Think for yourself and question authority"

03-18-09, 21:37	#17 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	no shit.. __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

03-19-09, 12:02	#18 (permalink)
Coughing_Anon Mycophage Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 218	Well shit... Is it worth buying it dried if I don't have a shredder? I wouldn't plan on using it all at once, just a little at a time to make bulk invitro bags. About how many sandbags do you think one could get out of 20lbs?

03-19-09, 14:03	#19 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	you can freeze the pasteurized poo for storage. gee, a bunch of sandbags since they're half coir - assuming same size bags i use i'd guess the 20 pound box would make 8-10, maybe 12. as for what's worthwhile, only you can decide that, my friend. __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

03-19-09, 14:23	#20 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	went back to his ranch this morning, he was super cool, i brought a couple shovels and started with them but he got his bobcat and scooped me up another load- these are pasture dropping, a little straw and even a bit of dirt[compost actually] but that's all good! check it out- __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

03-19-09, 23:46	#21 (permalink)
(neo)Figment Lets rot some poop! Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 324	Word on that dry shit being tuff. I like to harvest my manure a couple days after the rain patties are nice and moist. The bags are heavier and fill quicker but I think the ease of breaking it up is worth it. Hip what kinda shredder do you have? Can it be used for straw too? __________________ "If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."

03-20-09, 08:24	#22 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	i use a leaf blower/mulcher for the straw and a wood chipper for the poo. the chipper can do straw but the mulcher is faster- got the chipper from Harbor Freight [cheap tools] leaf blower from Lowe's __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

03-20-09, 08:25	#23 (permalink)
Irishlion KEY MASTER Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,343	you have enough to wait till the first hip? WOuld be good as I am tired of using this worthless ass compost, and 20 pounds of dried horse dung for 45 is a good deal IMO now I wanted to ask you, do you have just plain dry straw as well? __________________ a man without honor isn't a man at all but, a soul trapped in a flesh body that is lost in a void of its own making

03-20-09, 08:27	#24 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	my source has a mountain of poo taller than me, doubt i'll run out anytime soon. __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

03-20-09, 08:30	#25 (permalink)
Irishlion KEY MASTER Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,343	sweet, what about straw man, do you sell just plain straw as well, I can't remember if you do or not. __________________ a man without honor isn't a man at all but, a soul trapped in a flesh body that is lost in a void of its own making

03-20-09, 08:36	#26 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	plenty of straw too, got about 20 bales on hand atm . __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

03-20-09, 09:30	#27 (permalink)
Irishlion KEY MASTER Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,343	ok I know the price of poo, how much for straw? I can past is all myself just need the straw and poo lol as there is nothing close around here. __________________ a man without honor isn't a man at all but, a soul trapped in a flesh body that is lost in a void of its own making

03-20-09, 10:43	#28 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	well, straw's pretty lightweight dry- would you need it shredded/chopped ? fit more in that way. __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

03-20-09, 11:08	#30 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	well, i'd need to weigh a big box full to be certain but ballpark figure materials+shipping+labor=$25-30 box = 17.25" x 11.25" x 10" so pretty good size/amount there __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

03-20-09, 20:35	#31 (permalink)
roc Old Man Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 4,296	"This Old Pile of Shit" could doo a special show featuring your shit Hip... Roc Villa could endorse your product. __________________ ubuntu! Member of Native Geekaho Tribe. "Think for yourself and question authority"

03-22-09, 11:41	#32 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	pm me where to send it old buddy __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

03-22-09, 17:07	#33 (permalink)
roc Old Man Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 4,296	This Old Pile of Shit already contains some of you shit... Donkey shit to be exact! Wait till you see that shit in action... __________________ ubuntu! Member of Native Geekaho Tribe. "Think for yourself and question authority"

04-10-09, 11:27	#35 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	sorry for the delay, roc. weather here's been shitty, so to speak. but i haven't forgotten you, 'sposed to be nice tomorrow and i'm doing a few paid orders too so i'll get your freebie on its' way monday. __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

04-11-09, 09:41	#37 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	i tell you man, if you ever have cataract surgery walking around without needed bifocals for a couple weeks or more sure makes life more challenging and frustration. i see the doc tuesday and hopefully get new glasses, i can get ever so much more done when i can see... __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

04-23-09, 20:07	#39 (permalink)
Coughing_Anon Mycophage Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 218	Yo man, any special way that one would need to thaw their frozen pastuerized shit? Could one simply take it out of the freezer and sit it somewhere to thaw or do they need to put it in the fridge first?

04-23-09, 20:09	#40 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,267	anywhere, then mix it up well __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

04-23-09, 23:14	#41 (permalink)
Coughing_Anon Mycophage Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 218	Sweet, thanks.