Booty poll

destroy_erase_improve · 02-26-05, 18:22

i figured hey, we cant leave the guys who are assmen out of the "poll" loop.

cutty · 02-26-05, 20:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by destroy_erase_improve

i figured hey, we cant leave the guys who are assmen out of the "poll" loop.

Definetely agree with that one bro...I'm actually more of an Assman..I like a lil junk in the trunk...But damn I dont want the whole car.

nomoreusmc · 02-26-05, 20:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutty

..I like a lil junk in the trunk...But damn I dont want the whole car.

LMAO

reefer · 02-26-05, 20:22

I can't believe someone actually chose that last one!

02-27-05, 00:29

I like huge butts, but the waist to butt ratio is the most important, preferably the waist under 40 and the butt as big as you can get without looking sloppy. I like em up high and round, on some decent hips, although, narrow hipped big booties are nice on younger women. I would vote but it's a case by case basis, so I dunno what to say exactly. I love the booty poppin videos on BET uncut at 3am. Most of them are what I like...

02-27-05, 07:23

How about from the side it looks like two round basketballs side by side, now that's a booty!! Now I'm ready to play ball!!

Hippie3 · 02-27-05, 08:30

i like a two-handful ass.

02-27-05, 11:14

I like 'em a bit bigger than that. Here's one of my ex's from back in the 1920's.

littlefaucher · 02-27-05, 11:16

I'm a face-man. Flabby...lol

cutty · 02-27-05, 11:36

Quote:

I love the booty poppin videos on BET uncut at 3am. Most of them are what I like...

My girl has one of those booties that POP!!!

python · 02-27-05, 12:55

im a choice #2 guy

02-27-05, 14:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutty

My girl has one of those booties that POP!!!

Let's see pics!!! LOL, mine too bro, mine too!

destroy_erase_improve · 02-27-05, 14:44

lol Rodger
you poor fellow, i can see all the trim around the bushes growing out of control

im surprised no one said they loved the ironing board booty. i guess more people like a sloppy ass more than no ass at all.

02-27-05, 19:16

They must have hair down 'there' by the way. Shaved beavers turn me off. I won't even do a girl with a shaved camel toe.

nomoreusmc · 02-27-05, 19:20

rodger I understand, don't want to feel like a pedophile

destroy_erase_improve · 02-27-05, 22:49

man im the total opposite, im all about smooth and shaved. i dont mind a racing stripe or a landing strip. but full out fluffy bush reminds me of when i was 16 having sex with girls who didnt shape the muff up. lol childhood scars

cutty · 02-27-05, 22:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by pissybee

Let's see pics!!! LOL, mine too bro, mine too!

I could but I wont show da booty until the next BNL.

Quote:

man im the total opposite, im all about smooth and shaved. i dont mind a racing stripe or a landing strip. but full out fluffy bush reminds me of when i was 16 having sex with girls who didnt shape the muff up. lol childhood scars

I luv a shaved Camel toe.....Its the only toe you'll find my mouth on!!!

python · 02-27-05, 23:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rodger

They must have hair down 'there' by the way. Shaved beavers turn me off. I won't even do a girl with a shaved camel toe.

i love em shaved..........

sinthetic · 02-28-05, 01:18

shaved? keep a treasure path for me

02-28-05, 02:34

Variety is the spice of life...

Sometimes built in floss is good... lol

Hippie3 · 02-28-05, 09:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rodger

They must have hair down 'there' by the way. Shaved beavers turn me off. I won't even do a girl with a shaved camel toe.

just means
more for me.

vrooota · 02-28-05, 10:25

I'm right with the half of yall in the middle, nice average sized ass is good-no bony-no flabby ---LOL built in dental floss yuk!

02-28-05, 10:26

Shaved, unshaved...whatever....its all gooooooooood! The only thing I hate is when a hair gets stuck in my throat! ACCKK....HAACCKK! Oh and if tha booty has dimples big enough to lose a golf ball in then it's too flabby. I like a well proportioned yet bouncy booty!

destroy_erase_improve · 02-28-05, 15:04

lol dial, speaking of dents and indentations

i was going to add another one to vote for, the cottage cheese ass, lol but i felt that was just going a lil too far. im sorry if i have made any cottage cheese ass lovers feel left out.

CALICAAA · 02-28-05, 21:47

o god here i go.
i feel so good saw this thread AND HAD TO POST MY ASS. well figure out my webcam in the process too.

DON'T LAUGH AT MY ASS, just note i've never done this b4. and it's funny haha

I think my ass is badunka, junk in the trunk one? not a small one :P

CAL

Lefty · 02-28-05, 22:02

Nice!

I believe your ASSessment to be correct

meleusis · 02-28-05, 22:12

Dayaam girl! Looks perfect to me.

mycolord · 02-28-05, 22:22

yes my dear, thats what you call a badunka
and i think your bootay deserves my first post back.
i dont see a bow icon anymore, but rest assured, there is no blood left in my brain.

back to the thread. gimme a thick ass anytime
of course i love a nice round firm one, but id rather have it be more on the thick side
than on the slim side.

02-28-05, 23:38

Very nice!!! Now that's a nice butt on a white girl!! Thanks for sharing...

If you're taken, he's a lucky man...(or lucky woman? Don't want to assume anything.

)
Piece...
(pun intended)

CALICAAA · 02-28-05, 23:46

No, I'm unlucky.

I'm the college girl who chooses her men like her wine. Red.........headed. lolz.......i can't resist any Red Head Male, they are all so tasty. They're hot on top and fire below.

Cal

02-28-05, 23:58

[QUOTE=CALICAAA

DON'T LAUGH AT MY ASS, just note i've never done this b4. and it's funny haha

CAL[/QUOTE]
Thats what they all say.....

carpo4 · 03-01-05, 21:38

calicaa, you're an ASSet to mycotopia.

carpo4 · 03-01-05, 21:49

i'd be torn between a tiny lil butt
and a nice round butt
but seeing calicaaa reminds me of how fine a badunka, junk in the trunk can be.
damn!
choices, choices

cutty · 03-01-05, 22:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by CALICAAA

o god here i go.
i feel so good saw this thread AND HAD TO POST MY ASS. well figure out my webcam in the process too.

DON'T LAUGH AT MY ASS, just note i've never done this b4. and it's funny haha

I think my ass is badunka, junk in the trunk one? not a small one :P

CAL

If ya ask me thats the perfect amount of badunkadunk for me..Im not a red head but I'll dye it red for that ASS!!!

Nice pics Calicaaa..Now I'm really lookin forward to this years BNL.

amateurmushmaker · 03-03-05, 14:05

calicaa, not only am i in college, and not only do i have thick red hair, but i love girls with beautiful asses. i think we're a match made in heaven. where do you go to school? i'm in [edited out]

destroy_erase_improve · 03-04-05, 00:08

even though i agree her bootay is very nice, it is asked that any locations or personal information be kept a secret. its for everybodies best interest. if anything, link up in private messages. good luck

cutty · 03-04-05, 00:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by destroy_erase_improve

even though i agree her bootay is very nice, it is asked that any locations or personal information be kept a secret. its for everybodies best interest. if anything, link up in private messages. good luck

I agree with Destroy...If ya wanna hook up go behind the scenes and talk through PM.

amateurmushmaker · 03-04-05, 01:29

wasn't meant as a hook up, but you guys are right. thanks

the_other_chap · 03-04-05, 02:37

Thanks Calicaaa, those were nice pix to see first thing in the morning, an excellent bucker-upper for the day

I'm with the "bald as a coot" fans on the fluff issue. I shave too, and the feeling of shaven mounds slithering & pressing together is just too nice to spoil

Bottoms? small to medium, please.

maliki · 03-04-05, 05:30

You guys guys left out the catergory of the upside down heart ass . Give me one of them any day. But im an eyes guy first and formost....

the_other_chap · 03-04-05, 07:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by maliki

But im an eyes guy first and formost....

You mean glass ones? So they can take them out and .......well...mmm... No, OK maybe it's just me then.

Karphophorez · 03-04-05, 07:53

Small and cute butts, and a shaven haven for me, chaps.............

03-31-05, 21:15

Oh man...Big booties are fun...till I get tired of em...nice cute lil handful booties are fun too...till I break it...or get tired of it.

From the her eyelashes down she should be smooth like silk...I like it shaved...shaved...shaved...and then waxed...like an orca's skin...makes em nice and slippery when wet

I've got no problem with feeling like a pedophile and knowing I'm not!

anticheffy · 03-31-05, 22:09

yea , I like the program cleaned up down there, and it doesnt have anything to do with pedophilia

tianming · 04-01-05, 14:59

This may or may not be appropriate, but this thread reminded me of this pic.

anticheffy · 04-01-05, 15:08

coff coff coff,,,,, coff.....

dukex · 04-01-05, 15:09

tianming

I seen that same pic but it said on the
left Paris,France on the right Paris,Kentucky hehe

I have only one rule on the booty it cant be bigger than mine.

Peace...

destroy_erase_improve · 04-01-05, 21:30

it CANT be bigger than yours? guess you like the petite ones then eh

maybe i should have put an end date for this poll
lol

i totally forgot i started this, and then it flared back up.

nomoreusmc · 04-02-05, 03:07

wow, if you like junk in the trunk, thoose are SUV's

dukex · 04-02-05, 12:16

A friend of mine who goes by hillbilly john says as long as he can get his arms around it, he will take it.

Peace...

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View Poll Results: what kinda booty do you prefer on your woman
flat like a pancake, the flatter the better, you love the chalkboard look	0	0%
a tiny lil butt, something that is small and cute, you can palm that s.o.b.	118	30.97%
a nice round butt, from the side it looks like a firm basketball, and your ready to play ball	209	54.86%
a big ass, badunka, junk in the trunk, an ass that yells GODDAMN THATS THICK	46	12.07%
a sloppy flabby ass, an ass thats only saving grace is the clothes that hold it in place,	8	2.10%
Voters: 381. You may not vote on this poll

02-26-05, 18:22	#1 (permalink)
destroy_erase_improve Mycotopiate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,171	Booty poll i figured hey, we cant leave the guys who are assmen out of the "poll" loop. __________________ Destroy Erase Improve

02-27-05, 08:30	#7 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,266	i like a two-handful ass. __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

02-27-05, 11:14	#8 (permalink)
~Peter Cottontail Guest Posts: n/a	I like 'em a bit bigger than that. Here's one of my ex's from back in the 1920's. Attached Thumbnails

02-26-05, 20:22	#4 (permalink)
reefer Mod of the Ocean Join Date: Feb 1973 Posts: 1,029	I can't believe someone actually chose that last one!

02-27-05, 00:29	#5 (permalink)
~pissybee Guest Posts: n/a	I like huge butts, but the waist to butt ratio is the most important, preferably the waist under 40 and the butt as big as you can get without looking sloppy. I like em up high and round, on some decent hips, although, narrow hipped big booties are nice on younger women. I would vote but it's a case by case basis, so I dunno what to say exactly. I love the booty poppin videos on BET uncut at 3am. Most of them are what I like...

02-27-05, 07:23	#6 (permalink)
~pissybee Guest Posts: n/a	How about from the side it looks like two round basketballs side by side, now that's a booty!! Now I'm ready to play ball!!

02-27-05, 11:16	#9 (permalink)
littlefaucher Mycophage Join Date: Feb 1973 Posts: 132	I'm a face-man. Flabby...lol

02-27-05, 12:55	#11 (permalink)
python Former Member Join Date: Apr 1973 Posts: 2,650	im a choice #2 guy

02-27-05, 14:44	#13 (permalink)
destroy_erase_improve Mycotopiate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,171	lol Rodger you poor fellow, i can see all the trim around the bushes growing out of control im surprised no one said they loved the ironing board booty. i guess more people like a sloppy ass more than no ass at all. __________________ Destroy Erase Improve

02-27-05, 19:16	#14 (permalink)
~Peter Cottontail Guest Posts: n/a	They must have hair down 'there' by the way. Shaved beavers turn me off. I won't even do a girl with a shaved camel toe.

02-27-05, 19:20	#15 (permalink)
nomoreusmc Mycotopiate Join Date: Sep 1971 Posts: 936	rodger I understand, don't want to feel like a pedophile __________________ Peace, Love and Shrooms

02-27-05, 22:49	#16 (permalink)
destroy_erase_improve Mycotopiate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,171	man im the total opposite, im all about smooth and shaved. i dont mind a racing stripe or a landing strip. but full out fluffy bush reminds me of when i was 16 having sex with girls who didnt shape the muff up. lol childhood scars __________________ Destroy Erase Improve

02-28-05, 01:18	#19 (permalink)
sinthetic i party like a rock star Join Date: Apr 1970 Posts: 871	shaved? keep a treasure path for me

02-28-05, 02:34	#20 (permalink)
~pissybee Guest Posts: n/a	Variety is the spice of life... Sometimes built in floss is good... lol

02-28-05, 10:25	#22 (permalink)
vrooota Mycotopiate Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 627	I'm right with the half of yall in the middle, nice average sized ass is good-no bony-no flabby ---LOL built in dental floss yuk! __________________ I am what you see

02-28-05, 10:26	#23 (permalink)
~dial8 Guest Posts: n/a	Shaved, unshaved...whatever....its all gooooooooood! The only thing I hate is when a hair gets stuck in my throat! ACCKK....HAACCKK! Oh and if tha booty has dimples big enough to lose a golf ball in then it's too flabby. I like a well proportioned yet bouncy booty!

02-28-05, 15:04	#24 (permalink)
destroy_erase_improve Mycotopiate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,171	lol dial, speaking of dents and indentations i was going to add another one to vote for, the cottage cheese ass, lol but i felt that was just going a lil too far. im sorry if i have made any cottage cheese ass lovers feel left out. __________________ Destroy Erase Improve

02-28-05, 21:47	#25 (permalink)
CALICAAA Mycologist Babe Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 48	o god here i go. i feel so good saw this thread AND HAD TO POST MY ASS. well figure out my webcam in the process too. DON'T LAUGH AT MY ASS, just note i've never done this b4. and it's funny haha I think my ass is badunka, junk in the trunk one? not a small one :P CAL Attached Thumbnails

02-28-05, 22:02	#26 (permalink)
Lefty Shared Animosity Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,330	Nice! I believe your ASSessment to be correct __________________ In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.

02-28-05, 22:12	#27 (permalink)
meleusis Mycophiliac Join Date: Jul 1972 Posts: 61	Dayaam girl! Looks perfect to me.

02-28-05, 22:22	#28 (permalink)
mycolord Mycotopiate Join Date: Dec 1972 Posts: 762	yes my dear, thats what you call a badunka and i think your bootay deserves my first post back. i dont see a bow icon anymore, but rest assured, there is no blood left in my brain. back to the thread. gimme a thick ass anytime of course i love a nice round firm one, but id rather have it be more on the thick side than on the slim side. __________________ say twat?!

02-28-05, 23:38	#29 (permalink)
~pissybee Guest Posts: n/a	Very nice!!! Now that's a nice butt on a white girl!! Thanks for sharing... If you're taken, he's a lucky man...(or lucky woman? Don't want to assume anything. ) Piece... (pun intended)

02-28-05, 23:46	#30 (permalink)
CALICAAA Mycologist Babe Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 48	No, I'm unlucky. I'm the college girl who chooses her men like her wine. Red.........headed. lolz.......i can't resist any Red Head Male, they are all so tasty. They're hot on top and fire below. Cal

02-28-05, 23:58	#31 (permalink)
~thafunkyone Guest Posts: n/a	[QUOTE=CALICAAA DON'T LAUGH AT MY ASS, just note i've never done this b4. and it's funny haha CAL[/QUOTE] Thats what they all say.....

03-01-05, 21:38	#32 (permalink)
carpo4 Mycotopiate Join Date: Aug 1972 Posts: 242	calicaa, you're an ASSet to mycotopia. __________________ Going on means going far. Going far means returning. *TAO TE CHING*

03-01-05, 21:49	#33 (permalink)
carpo4 Mycotopiate Join Date: Aug 1972 Posts: 242	i'd be torn between a tiny lil butt and a nice round butt but seeing calicaaa reminds me of how fine a badunka, junk in the trunk can be. damn! choices, choices __________________ Going on means going far. Going far means returning. *TAO TE CHING*

03-03-05, 14:05	#35 (permalink)
amateurmushmaker Mycophiliac Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 47	calicaa, not only am i in college, and not only do i have thick red hair, but i love girls with beautiful asses. i think we're a match made in heaven. where do you go to school? i'm in [edited out]

03-04-05, 00:08	#36 (permalink)
destroy_erase_improve Mycotopiate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,171	even though i agree her bootay is very nice, it is asked that any locations or personal information be kept a secret. its for everybodies best interest. if anything, link up in private messages. good luck __________________ Destroy Erase Improve

03-04-05, 01:29	#38 (permalink)
amateurmushmaker Mycophiliac Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 47	wasn't meant as a hook up, but you guys are right. thanks

03-04-05, 02:37	#39 (permalink)
the_other_chap Pilot of the Future Join Date: Apr 1970 Posts: 802	Thanks Calicaaa, those were nice pix to see first thing in the morning, an excellent bucker-upper for the day I'm with the "bald as a coot" fans on the fluff issue. I shave too, and the feeling of shaven mounds slithering & pressing together is just too nice to spoil Bottoms? small to medium, please. __________________ Things get too straight, I can't bear it. I feel stuck, stuck on a pin.

03-04-05, 05:30	#40 (permalink)
maliki Mycotopiate Join Date: Feb 1971 Posts: 382	You guys guys left out the catergory of the upside down heart ass . Give me one of them any day. But im an eyes guy first and formost....

03-04-05, 07:53	#42 (permalink)
Karphophorez Mycophiliac Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16	Small and cute butts, and a shaven haven for me, chaps............. __________________ Unless you innovate, all knowledge is second-hand.....

03-31-05, 21:15	#43 (permalink)
~afraidofamerica Guest Posts: n/a	Oh man...Big booties are fun...till I get tired of em...nice cute lil handful booties are fun too...till I break it...or get tired of it. From the her eyelashes down she should be smooth like silk...I like it shaved...shaved...shaved...and then waxed...like an orca's skin...makes em nice and slippery when wet I've got no problem with feeling like a pedophile and knowing I'm not!