THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD ...

Ras Asad · 11-06-07, 12:10

lol, got it in an email, got a laugh from it.

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most funct ional word in the English language.You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find you rself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like s! hit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.You can have too much shit, n ot enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!![IMG]aoladp://MA19515992-0011/ATT57338.gif[/IMG]
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!

WoW, damn.. sorry for all the colors n shit....jus a copy n paste. lol

Dank Side Of The Shroom · 11-06-07, 12:13

lmao thats great.

Foster · 11-06-07, 12:23

nice Ras,

thats some funny shit!

peace Foster

weed4all · 11-06-07, 12:32

nice lol, the word fuck can be used in many similiar ways also

prism · 11-06-07, 12:33

Shit fire thats funny as shit!

bugs · 11-06-07, 13:25

You gotta be shittin' me

mrpanda · 11-06-07, 13:31

I prefer the word fuck.
Proper Use Of English Word FUCK

spacecake · 11-06-07, 13:33

Hahahahaha what people do in there spare time !

eastwood · 11-06-07, 13:34

That was some funny shit...

the jesus · 11-06-07, 14:50

Wheres Roc? He never misses out on shit talk!

abbr. · 11-20-07, 08:55

You can also talk shit!

~Hippie3 · 11-20-07, 09:01

sounds like a load of shit to me

rocketman · 11-20-07, 09:11

thats the shit i like panda, fuck.

twoguysupnorth · 11-20-07, 15:33

no shit, that was cool as shit. and i rarely use the word: fuck unless it is fuck shit godamn.

newb1269 · 11-23-07, 00:00

haha thats hilarious. shit is definately my most used word followed by fuck

rambi · 11-23-07, 03:00

well shit, I have to agree I like fuck better...
because when you need it no other word will do.

But I needed a good laugh today.
Thanks Ras!

Ramb

Ras Asad · 11-23-07, 12:09

shit, no problem Ramb!

I like fuck a bit better myself. but this shit will have to do for now...lol

LOL @ Hip!!!

shit, Im out, fuckers.

Tennessee Jed · 11-29-07, 18:55

Origin/Root of the word ---shit
comes from, back in the day of shipping. Sailing vessels carried dried manure form port to port. As it would start smelling Shitty if the cargo got wet, it was all stamped S.H.I.T, for, Ship High In Transit.

eastwood · 11-29-07, 20:05

You talking Shit?

Psychoactive · 08-11-08, 19:36

Holy shit!

wildburr · 08-11-08, 19:53

Aw Shit this threads almost a year old!

Psychoactive · 08-11-08, 20:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tennessee Jed

Origin/Root of the word ---shit
comes from, back in the day of shipping. Sailing vessels carried dried manure form port to port. As it would start smelling Shitty if the cargo got wet, it was all stamped S.H.I.T, for, Ship High In Transit.

Scholars trace the word back to Old Norse origin (skīta, to defecate), and it is virtually certain that it was used in some form by preliterate Germanic tribes at the time of the Roman Empire.

It was originally adopted into Old English as the nouns scite (dung, attested only in place names) and scitte (diarrhoea), and the verb scītan (to defecate, attested only in bescītan, to cover with excrement); eventually it morphed into Middle English schītte (excrement), schyt (diarrhoea) and shiten (to defecate).
The word may be further traced to Proto-Germanic *skit-, and ultimately to Proto-Indo-European *skheid-. Ancient Greek language had 'skor' (root 'skat-' from which modern Greek 'skatá'). The words 'skítur' (noun) and 'skíta' (verb), still exist in the Icelandic language today, and in other Scandinavian languages variations of 'skit' are also often used.

In Dutch it is 'Schijt' btw!

Here's more shit on shit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit

Shroomette · 08-11-08, 20:01

Shit!! whatta thread.....

MycoChondria · 08-11-08, 20:12

Sing to the tune of "jingle bells"...

Shit shit shit, shit shit shit, shit shit shit shit shit

mysticwonder · 08-11-08, 20:13

No SHIT, SHIT thats cool SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ras Asad · 08-11-08, 20:20

lmaooo, holy shit, this thread is alive??

some crazy shit.

Freaky · 08-11-08, 20:25

Old shit, new shit, same old shit! I still like this shit talkin' thread!

Grits · 10-08-08, 19:24

I know there is alot of dhit but what does shineola mean? jk

cuts · 10-11-08, 01:05

This thread is funny shit

12-04-08, 16:05

Hot damn why all this SHIT again. Shit always runs downhill.

Ras Asad · 12-10-08, 13:10

i dont even know why i created this silly thread. lol

how meaningless/pointless of me. lol

glad this shit got some laughs at least.. meaningless or not. lol

firerat · 12-10-08, 15:48

How much shit could a dip shit dip if a dip shit could dip shit.

CoyoteMesc · 12-10-08, 17:19

Everyone knows a dip shit would dip a whole lot of shit if a dip shit would dip shit!.....dip shit, lol

nodnarb1978 · 12-10-08, 17:46

JUst to add...

Ras Asad · 12-10-08, 17:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoyoteMesc

Everyone knows a dip shit would dip a whole lot of shit if a dip shit would dip shit!.....dip shit, lol

funny shit.

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11-06-07, 12:10	#1 (permalink)
Ras Asad Amor vincit omnia Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,687	THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD ... lol, got it in an email, got a laugh from it. *THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD**...**THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD* *Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!* *Shit may just be the most funct ional word in the English language.**You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.**Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.* *There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.* *You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,**or duck when the shit hits the fan.* *You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.* *You can find you rself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.**Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.* *Some music sounds like s! hit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.**You can have too much shit, n ot enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.**You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.* *Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.* *When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.* *And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!**[IMG]aoladp://MA19515992-0011/ATT57338.gif[/IMG]* *You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!* Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... *Well, Shit Happens!!!* WoW, damn.. sorry for all the colors n shit....jus a copy n paste. lol __________________ Last edited by Ras Asad; 11-06-07 at 12:11. Reason: shit

11-06-07, 12:13	#2 (permalink)
Dank Side Of The Shroom Mycotopiate Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,515	lmao thats great. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

11-06-07, 12:32	#4 (permalink)
weed4all Traveler Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,118	nice lol, the word fuck can be used in many similiar ways also __________________

11-06-07, 12:33	#5 (permalink)
prism Running from My Mycelium Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,291	Shit fire thats funny as shit! __________________ No matter how pretty the fire is, dont touch it!

11-06-07, 12:23	#3 (permalink)
Foster intotheoutside Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,854	nice Ras, thats some funny shit! peace Foster

11-06-07, 13:25	#6 (permalink)
bugs GO LEMMINGS GO! Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,885	You gotta be shittin' me __________________ Bagseed is like a box o' chocolates. Ya never know what you're gonna get.

11-06-07, 13:31	#7 (permalink)
mrpanda It is big and I am clever Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 893	I prefer the word fuck. Proper Use Of English Word FUCK __________________ Weeeeeeeee. That is all.

11-06-07, 13:33	#8 (permalink)
spacecake Universal Mod Join Date: May 1972 Posts: 4,810	Hahahahaha what people do in there spare time ! __________________ "As a child, i could walk on the ceiling. I'd butterfly up on the walls"

11-06-07, 13:34	#9 (permalink)
eastwood Mycotopiate Join Date: Jul 1972 Posts: 3,286	That was some funny shit...

11-06-07, 14:50	#10 (permalink)
the jesus mayor of boozeville Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,637	Wheres Roc? He never misses out on shit talk!

11-20-07, 08:55	#11 (permalink)
abbr. Mycotopiate Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 268	You can also talk shit! __________________ abbr.

11-20-07, 09:01	#12 (permalink)
~Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 42,760	sounds like a load of shit to me

11-20-07, 09:11	#13 (permalink)
rocketman GATE KEEPER Join Date: Feb 1971 Posts: 4,955	thats the shit i like panda, fuck. __________________ "regret is the only way to lose the game." H3

11-20-07, 15:33	#14 (permalink)
twoguysupnorth Mycotopiate Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,597	no shit, that was cool as shit. and i rarely use the word: fuck unless it is fuck shit godamn.

08-11-08, 20:01	#23 (permalink)
Shroomette Fairy Princess Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,157	Shit!! whatta thread..... __________________ "Every exit is an entrance somewhere else".~Tom Stoppard

11-23-07, 00:00	#15 (permalink)
newb1269 Mycophiliac Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 35	haha thats hilarious. shit is definately my most used word followed by fuck

11-23-07, 03:00	#16 (permalink)
rambi imaginary friend Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 296	well shit, I have to agree I like fuck better... because when you need it no other word will do. But I needed a good laugh today. Thanks Ras! Ramb __________________ when you get out of your mind you come to your senses

11-23-07, 12:09	#17 (permalink)
Ras Asad Amor vincit omnia Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,687	shit, no problem Ramb! I like fuck a bit better myself. but this shit will have to do for now...lol LOL @ Hip!!! shit, Im out, fuckers. __________________

11-29-07, 18:55	#18 (permalink)
Tennessee Jed his Crappieness Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 32	Origin/Root of the word ---shit comes from, back in the day of shipping. Sailing vessels carried dried manure form port to port. As it would start smelling Shitty if the cargo got wet, it was all stamped S.H.I.T, for, Ship High In Transit.

11-29-07, 20:05	#19 (permalink)
eastwood Mycotopiate Join Date: Jul 1972 Posts: 3,286	You talking Shit?

08-11-08, 19:36	#20 (permalink)
Psychoactive Mycophiliac Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 60	Holy shit! __________________ Experience is what you got, when you didn't get what you wanted!

08-11-08, 19:53	#21 (permalink)
wildburr Midnight Toker Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,296	Aw Shit this threads almost a year old! __________________ Silence is Golden, but Duct tape is Silver.

08-11-08, 20:12	#24 (permalink)
MycoChondria Intellectually Immortal Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,784	Sing to the tune of "jingle bells"... Shit shit shit, shit shit shit, shit shit shit shit shit __________________ *Right universe...wrong planet!*

08-11-08, 20:13	#25 (permalink)
mysticwonder Former Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 76	No SHIT, SHIT thats cool SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-11-08, 20:20	#26 (permalink)
Ras Asad Amor vincit omnia Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,687	lmaooo, holy shit, this thread is alive?? some crazy shit. __________________

08-11-08, 20:25	#27 (permalink)
Freaky Head Editor Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,265	Old shit, new shit, same old shit! I still like this shit talkin' thread! __________________

10-08-08, 19:24	#28 (permalink)
Grits Mycophiliac Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8	I know there is alot of dhit but what does shineola mean? jk

10-11-08, 01:05	#29 (permalink)
cuts The Pope of Dope Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,217	This thread is funny shit

12-04-08, 16:05	#30 (permalink)
~mystic Guest Posts: n/a	Hot damn why all this SHIT again. Shit always runs downhill.

12-10-08, 13:10	#31 (permalink)
Ras Asad Amor vincit omnia Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,687	i dont even know why i created this silly thread. lol how meaningless/pointless of me. lol glad this shit got some laughs at least.. meaningless or not. lol __________________

12-10-08, 15:48	#32 (permalink)
firerat Seller of Hose Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,164	How much shit could a dip shit dip if a dip shit could dip shit. __________________ I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.

12-10-08, 17:19	#33 (permalink)
CoyoteMesc howling mad Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,087	Everyone knows a dip shit would dip a whole lot of shit if a dip shit would dip shit!.....dip shit, lol __________________ WOODY: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you. NORM: I know. If she calls, I'm not here.[ (Cheers)

12-10-08, 17:46	#34 (permalink)
nodnarb1978 Former master of my mind Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 585	JUst to add... __________________ Well then..... Bring your mouth this way. I'll find it something it can say.

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