Beware of Pirates!

rocketman · 07-25-08, 20:24

The Mycotopia Lounge]: malefacter has entered at 8:17 pm
[8:17 pm] ghillie: jus tv out takes n shit
[8:17 pm] rocketman: hi mf
[8:17 pm] Irishlion: wb male
[8:17 pm] Shroomette: wb Malefactor
[8:17 pm] firerat: hi male
[8:17 pm] ghillie: hey rm, mf
[8:17 pm] malefacter: hello
[8:17 pm] malefacter: i just got my ass kicked
[8:18 pm] crazy1: hey mf
[8:18 pm] rocketman: thats not good
[8:18 pm] Irishlion: how so man
[8:18 pm] Shroomette: uh oh
[8:18 pm] malefacter: on an expidition
[8:18 pm] crazy1: damn
[8:18 pm] rocketman: a ford
[8:18 pm] firerat: ****
[8:18 pm] Irishlion: ouch who caught yeah
[8:18 pm] malefacter: i only lost a few ships
[8:18 pm] Beastmaster: yeah howd that happen
[8:18 pm] Irishlion: pirates man
[8:18 pm] Beastmaster: pirates or somethin
[8:18 pm] rocketman: who beat your ass on a ford expidition
[8:18 pm] malefacter: hold on
[8:18 pm] rocketman: expedition
[8:18 pm] malefacter: The connection to our expedition fleet was interrupted for a short time. We could decrypt their
last message. They are under heavy attack, the aggressors could not be identified.
[8:19 pm] firerat: a pirate beat your ass on a ford expedition?
[8:19 pm] rocketman: blashpehemy
[8:19 pm] rocketman: a butt pirate fucked your ass in a ford expedition?
[8:19 pm] firerat: ouch
[8:19 pm] rocketman: this is serious
[8:19 pm] firerat: reach around?
[8:19 pm] Irishlion: OMG
[8:19 pm] Shroomette: OMG
[8:19 pm] rocketman: 'lol @ reacharound
[8:19 pm] malefacter: Total 4 2 3
Weapons 8 240 1.120
Shields 40 40 640
Armour 2.280 1.900 13.300
[8:19 pm] Irishlion: ROFLMMFAO
[8:20 pm] malefacter: gerr
[8:20 pm] rocketman: arrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[8:20 pm] rocketman: you mean
[8:20 pm] malefacter: they had batlecrusers
[8:20 pm] Shroomette: LMFAO
[8:20 pm] firerat: lol
[8:20 pm] Irishlion: ouch
[8:20 pm] crazy1: check out that cake
[8:20 pm] firerat: **** battle cruisers?
[8:20 pm] rocketman: they plundered your one brown eye
[8:20 pm] firerat: swab the poop deck
[8:20 pm] rocketman: damn pirates
[8:21 pm] Irishlion: so where is this pic I hear so much about
[8:21 pm] rocketman: you should have called for a parlay
[8:21 pm] firerat: one eyed will and his battle cruiser
[8:21 pm] Shroomette: roflmaoooooooo
[8:21 pm] firerat: arrrrr
[8:21 pm] malefacter: or mabie i should say padle cursers
[8:21 pm] Irishlion: OMFG

Shroomette · 07-25-08, 20:26

OMFG!!!! No you didn't

firerat · 07-25-08, 20:28

Thats awesome!!

malefacter · 07-25-08, 20:43

turns out they were aliens not pirates

Beast · 07-25-08, 20:48

Ogame hater!

lol, that is pretty funny

rocketman · 07-25-08, 20:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by malefacter

turns out they were aliens not pirates

an anal probe is an anal probe

eatyualive · 07-25-08, 21:13

a birdie told me that, " butt pirates throw harpoons in your butt, try and avoid them".

so if i were you guys, i would run away...run away...run away lol...

ever heard roy d mercer? he does this one bit where he calls a ford car dealership and talks to a sales man. says, " my wife told me you were trying to get her under your hood and show her your probe. he then asks the guy, how tall are you?"

guy answers, 6-4 about 220. hes like, just about ass whoopin size. im gonna get a 55 gallon bucket of whoopass and pour it all over you.

man i love that guy. hes hillarious. kinda brought hiim to mind when i saw this for some reason...

rocketman · 07-25-08, 22:12

funny stuff eats

rambi · 07-25-08, 23:28

ramb

Beast · 07-25-08, 23:32

Ben Dover · 07-26-08, 00:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by eatyualive

a birdie told me that, " butt pirates throw harpoons in your butt, try and avoid them".

so if i were you guys, i would run away...run away...run away lol...

ever heard roy d mercer? he does this one bit where he calls a ford car dealership and talks to a sales man. says, " my wife told me you were trying to get her under your hood and show her your probe. he then asks the guy, how tall are you?"

guy answers, 6-4 about 220. hes like, just about ass whoopin size. im gonna get a 55 gallon bucket of whoopass and pour it all over you.

man i love that guy. hes hillarious. kinda brought hiim to mind when i saw this for some reason...

That is one funny bastard! These are the first two I heard just
over eight years ago that a friend played for me, I could not stop
laughing!

If y'all like Roy y'all will LOVE Jay Hickman!

Check this out!

This guy is crazy! "Put out or swim!"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JTu3n-DF-Zc

WilliamsEyeLophori · 07-26-08, 01:48

turn your speakers up to 11...

dragonstud725 · 07-26-08, 19:13

Well it seems most of you guys dont play ogame lol. Dont feel bad malefacter I havent really lost much to pirates. But 1 time I lost 50 dest and 20 large cargos to Aliens. I dont do expeditions much anymore they just dont seem to be that profitable. Out of 20 expeditions I think I got a total of 2 merchants and around 900 dark matter and a few HF,SC,EP, battleships. Still havent broke even on what I get compared to what I loss but hey they are fun to do and you never know what you will get.

Shroomette · 07-26-08, 19:39

OMG!!! He is too hilarious........I can't stop laughing got tears in my eyes .... Oh my! gotta run for the bathroom

dragonstud725 · 07-27-08, 06:22

Hey I never played Ogame before untill a few people around here told me about it. I think it is fun and it just takes a sec to play. By the way in universe 8 the universe I play in there is a inactive player named shroomette at 1:431:10 and I have been wondering if that was you or someone that just uses the same name.

camMyco · 07-27-08, 08:26

ROTFLMAO!

rockawayrooms · 07-27-08, 08:39

LMFAO

firerat · 07-28-08, 15:28

LOL

I read this again and am trying to remeber the state of mind I was in that night. LOL

Classic!

seymorebunz · 07-28-08, 15:42

Whew......now that there's funny

Shroomette · 07-28-08, 15:49

Dragonstud Yeah that was me .....until now I couldn't remember my password to that account ....maybe I was a bit high LMFAOOO thanks for finding it for me.

dragonstud725 · 07-29-08, 03:30

No problem, I had been wondering for a while if that was you or not ever since I started attacking a few players around you. I know that most people from around here that play Ogame play in universe 2 so I wasnt sure.

Beast · 09-17-08, 20:31

I just got attacked by #4 player in the game "I Am A Pirate"

he sent 17 deathstars

the battle ended in a draw.

Feels pretty good to know one of my weakest planets can hold off, not only a player in the top five but 17 deathstars?

09-17-08, 21:03

ARRRRRR Matey Thee shivered me timbers. Ogame has taken my booty.

malefacter · 09-17-08, 22:15

DS you should get an account in uni 2 and join us and together we can rule the universe

Outdoorsman · 01-05-09, 18:52

Yah roy mercers a funny guy. I know his cousin in fact i was just drinking with him in the bar last friday. They both sound just alike.

Shroomette · 01-06-09, 15:37

OMG I'm with you firerat it gave me a great laugh and still does just haven't seen this post in awhile.

greenie · 01-06-09, 15:51

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

kiddo · 01-14-09, 03:44

Proves yet again pirates are better then ninjas

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07-25-08, 20:26	#2 (permalink)
Shroomette Fairy Princess Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,157	OMFG!!!! No you didn't __________________ "Every exit is an entrance somewhere else".~Tom Stoppard

07-25-08, 20:28	#3 (permalink)
firerat Seller of Hose Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,163	Thats awesome!! __________________ I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.

07-25-08, 20:43	#4 (permalink)
malefacter :P Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 953	turns out they were aliens not pirates __________________ If you like my post give me some reputation points ( shameless I know)

07-25-08, 20:48	#5 (permalink)
Beast That's Mr. Beast to you.. Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,992	Ogame hater! lol, that is pretty funny __________________ "Our obligation to survive and flourish is owed not just to ourselves But also to that cosmos, ancient and vast, from which we spring" -Carl Sagan

07-25-08, 21:13	#7 (permalink)
eatyualive ExoCannibalist Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,375	a birdie told me that, " butt pirates throw harpoons in your butt, try and avoid them". so if i were you guys, i would run away...run away...run away lol... ever heard roy d mercer? he does this one bit where he calls a ford car dealership and talks to a sales man. says, " my wife told me you were trying to get her under your hood and show her your probe. he then asks the guy, how tall are you?" guy answers, 6-4 about 220. hes like, just about ass whoopin size. im gonna get a 55 gallon bucket of whoopass and pour it all over you. man i love that guy. hes hillarious. kinda brought hiim to mind when i saw this for some reason... __________________ Click for Eat's Reference

07-25-08, 22:12	#8 (permalink)
rocketman GATE KEEPER Join Date: Feb 1971 Posts: 4,951	funny stuff eats __________________ "regret is the only way to lose the game." H3

07-25-08, 23:28	#9 (permalink)
rambi imaginary friend Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 296	ramb __________________ when you get out of your mind you come to your senses

07-25-08, 23:32	#10 (permalink)
Beast That's Mr. Beast to you.. Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,992	__________________ "Our obligation to survive and flourish is owed not just to ourselves But also to that cosmos, ancient and vast, from which we spring" -Carl Sagan

07-26-08, 01:48	#12 (permalink)
WilliamsEyeLophori cyborg slunk Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 146	turn your speakers up to 11... __________________ "having never taken drugs, i can assure you they have nothing to offer" ,sayth some redneck from south park. Last edited by Beast; 01-14-09 at 06:31.

07-26-08, 19:13	#13 (permalink)
dragonstud725 Mycotopiate Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 409	Well it seems most of you guys dont play ogame lol. Dont feel bad malefacter I havent really lost much to pirates. But 1 time I lost 50 dest and 20 large cargos to Aliens. I dont do expeditions much anymore they just dont seem to be that profitable. Out of 20 expeditions I think I got a total of 2 merchants and around 900 dark matter and a few HF,SC,EP, battleships. Still havent broke even on what I get compared to what I loss but hey they are fun to do and you never know what you will get.

07-26-08, 19:39	#14 (permalink)
Shroomette Fairy Princess Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,157	OMG!!! He is too hilarious........I can't stop laughing got tears in my eyes .... Oh my! gotta run for the bathroom __________________ "Every exit is an entrance somewhere else".~Tom Stoppard

07-27-08, 06:22	#15 (permalink)
dragonstud725 Mycotopiate Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 409	Hey I never played Ogame before untill a few people around here told me about it. I think it is fun and it just takes a sec to play. By the way in universe 8 the universe I play in there is a inactive player named shroomette at 1:431:10 and I have been wondering if that was you or someone that just uses the same name.

07-27-08, 08:26	#16 (permalink)
camMyco Modified Honey Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,141	ROTFLMAO! __________________ “ART IS THE ONLY WAY TO RUN AWAY WITHOUT LEAVING HOME.” — TWYLA THARP

07-27-08, 08:39	#17 (permalink)
rockawayrooms Hash Pipe Harry Join Date: Dec 1971 Posts: 2,743	LMFAO __________________ I Figure the Universe understands itself ok Life's purpose is to witness the drama~Hippie3

01-06-09, 15:51	#27 (permalink)
greenie Stonerd Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,029	ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! __________________ Originally Posted by StheNC My marijuana stash suffers from marijuana abuse

07-28-08, 15:28	#18 (permalink)
firerat Seller of Hose Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,163	LOL I read this again and am trying to remeber the state of mind I was in that night. LOL Classic! __________________ I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.

07-28-08, 15:49	#20 (permalink)
Shroomette Fairy Princess Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,157	Dragonstud Yeah that was me .....until now I couldn't remember my password to that account ....maybe I was a bit high LMFAOOO thanks for finding it for me. __________________ "Every exit is an entrance somewhere else".~Tom Stoppard

07-29-08, 03:30	#21 (permalink)
dragonstud725 Mycotopiate Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 409	No problem, I had been wondering for a while if that was you or not ever since I started attacking a few players around you. I know that most people from around here that play Ogame play in universe 2 so I wasnt sure.

09-17-08, 20:31	#22 (permalink)
Beast That's Mr. Beast to you.. Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,992	I just got attacked by #4 player in the game "I Am A Pirate" he sent 17 deathstars the battle ended in a draw. Feels pretty good to know one of my weakest planets can hold off, not only a player in the top five but 17 deathstars? __________________ "Our obligation to survive and flourish is owed not just to ourselves But also to that cosmos, ancient and vast, from which we spring" -Carl Sagan

09-17-08, 21:03	#23 (permalink)
~mystic Guest Posts: n/a	ARRRRRR Matey Thee shivered me timbers. Ogame has taken my booty.

09-17-08, 22:15	#24 (permalink)
malefacter :P Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 953	DS you should get an account in uni 2 and join us and together we can rule the universe __________________ If you like my post give me some reputation points ( shameless I know)

01-05-09, 18:52	#25 (permalink)
Outdoorsman Mycophage Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 169	Yah roy mercers a funny guy. I know his cousin in fact i was just drinking with him in the bar last friday. They both sound just alike.

01-06-09, 15:37	#26 (permalink)
Shroomette Fairy Princess Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,157	OMG I'm with you firerat it gave me a great laugh and still does just haven't seen this post in awhile. __________________ "Every exit is an entrance somewhere else".~Tom Stoppard

01-14-09, 03:44	#28 (permalink)
kiddo Haus Of GAGA Presents: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 201	Proves yet again pirates are better then ninjas

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