White House directive (Humor)

imok · 07-02-04, 20:10

Humor only, and Happy 4th to all.....

AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE
ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST
COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SUNDAY, JUL 4, 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN
WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED
TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS
ANTITERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF
THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO
DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN
OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL
AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD
6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN
SENTIMENT.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO
ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN
THIS ANTITERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.

Thanks,
Signed George Bush

07-02-04, 20:24

pskovinsky · 07-02-04, 22:11

Sounds good to me!

07-03-04, 13:39

07-03-04, 16:04

LOL that's great

07-03-04, 18:08

finally some creative thinking to smoke em out of their holes ,

07-03-04, 22:39

sounds like a good plan to me.
i'll be on the look-out.

07-03-04, 22:54

I've seen sitting outside for 8 hours now and I've gotten drunk but still no women. I feel kinda ripped off. Hehe

07-03-04, 23:04

<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font>

SUNDAY, JUL 4, 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME <!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

imok · 07-04-04, 00:49

Good practice session though

07-04-04, 00:51

Woops, took the drugs a little to early to catch this event.

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07-02-04, 20:10	#1 (permalink)
imok Mycotopiate Join Date: Dec 1971 Posts: 385	Humor only, and Happy 4th to all..... AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES. SO THIS SUNDAY, JUL 4, 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTITERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTITERRORIST ACTIVITY. GOD BLESS AMERICA. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON. Thanks, Signed George Bush __________________ Hope this helps :) Email Me

07-02-04, 22:11	#3 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	Sounds good to me! __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

07-04-04, 00:49	#10 (permalink)
imok Mycotopiate Join Date: Dec 1971 Posts: 385	Good practice session though __________________ Hope this helps :) Email Me

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07-03-04, 13:39	#4 (permalink)
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07-03-04, 16:04	#5 (permalink)
~? Guest Posts: n/a	LOL that's great

07-03-04, 18:08	#6 (permalink)
~myco Guest Posts: n/a	finally some creative thinking to smoke em out of their holes ,

07-03-04, 22:39	#7 (permalink)
~hippie3 Guest Posts: n/a	sounds like a good plan to me. i'll be on the look-out.

07-03-04, 22:54	#8 (permalink)
~i_am_me Guest Posts: n/a	I've seen sitting outside for 8 hours now and I've gotten drunk but still no women. I feel kinda ripped off. Hehe

07-03-04, 23:04	#9 (permalink)
~hippie3 Guest Posts: n/a	<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font> SUNDAY, JUL 4, 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME <!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

07-04-04, 00:51	#11 (permalink)
~i_am_me Guest Posts: n/a	Woops, took the drugs a little to early to catch this event.

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