Alkie's Revolution Tek

Ok here it is, the long awaited Alkie's revolution tek. It's a revolutionary revolution tek...and it's extremely easy.

1 - Don't vote.
2 - Put up at least one paper a day advocating your state's emancitpation. Continue for at least a month before moving to step 3.

(month going by...)

3 - Start posting banners announcing that you're running for president of your new country.
4 - Incubate for a week...and VOILA!!!!

(this only works if you live in a state...)
((I will know that you all hate me if in a month this world has not changed drastically via "Alkie's Revolution Tek"))

[rio]

LOL!

I think, really, you want to secede from the Union, not emancipate your state. Can states be emancipated? Like Iraq and Afganistan? This is why I don't post in R&R anymore...

I was reading <u>Guerilla Warfare</u> by Che Guevara the other day and in the foreward this Retired USMC Major talks about different kinds of unrest:

"Civil war is between two groups of the same nation.
Rebellion is open, organized resistance against a previously established authority.
Revolution is a successful rebellion.
Revolt and insurrection are armed uprising in which the outcomes is quickly decided.
Bandit warfare is armed fighting to support life by plunder.
Partisan or orthodox guerilla warfare is armed fighting by light troops, detached or seperated from a regular army, whose operations they support principally by harrassing the common enemy, usually without siexing or defending substantial areas."

Just found it interesting.

[rio]

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This would be nice.

[rio]

Anyone want to join me, alkie Lloyd and
Taoist Shredder in a Revolution?!
N ov 2,
A lways.
D ecisions decisions,
E verywhere! <<Thank You! Mycos eleusis
R evolution!


Just Kidding.

(Message edited by rio on October 30, 2004)

(Message edited by rio on October 30, 2004)

(Message edited by rio on October 30, 2004)

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[bode]

Good tek,,, but also try Bode´s Peaceful and Mystical Revolution

1.Become the first supplier of spawnbags, pf cakes, and the other good things in your area...
2.Expand your bussines Til You have monopolized it in your country...
3.Finance Mushroom Substrate Business in the rest of the world to BECAME THE UNIQUE SOURCE OF MUSHROOM SUBSTRATES IN PLANET EARTH....
4.Prohibit the selling of unnocolinized substrate....(IT WILL BE ESSENTIAL FOR THE NEXT STEPS)
5.Buy all the mundial production of rye, grain, rice, beans, soja, coco coir, spaghetti, dung, and everything that can be transformed to shroom.Store it in giant silos constructed by you.(this will ensure that no one will produce shrooms).
6.Don´t give innoculated substrates of the shrooms that the people ask, replace them with PC
7.Wait to the change of councioness colonize earth(three to four mounths)
8.A alternative society will flush and bring cosmic hapiness to everything(in the second flush effect will be the same plus cosmic magic).

This tek might be more complex than PF but the yelds are worth significantly more abrangent...
If you think you will be folling people when you replace their orders you´re wrong because people foll themselves when they try to gain money on shrooms, you´re only going to open their eyes, they will see that everything is a cosmic gift....

Peace,,,

[Hippie3]

not a bad plan.
i'm working on it

Originally Posted by bode

Good tek,,, but also try Bode´s Peaceful and Mystical Revolution

1.Become the first supplier of spawnbags, pf cakes, and the other good things in your area...
2.Expand your bussines Til You have monopolized it in your country...
3....Peace,,,