Oh shit I am in trouble now!

roc · 08-08-07, 10:34

Farmer attacks police with muck spreader...

A German farmer angry with police for trying to confiscate his tractor wrecked three patrol cars and evaded capture for seven hours before an elite unit managed to arrest him, a police spokesman said Wednesday.

The farmer, 53, was pulled over by police for driving his tractor without a license, despite several previous warnings.

The officers called in three patrol cars for help before asking the farmer to get out of his vehicle.

He refused, and proceeded to ram the cars with his tractor, making full use of its attached muck spreader and hydraulic fork. Officers were only just able to scramble out of harm's way.

The farmer then drove into a forest, where he eluded a manhunt involving two helicopters and an armored car for seven hours.

He was finally found by an elite police team in a barn on his farm in Lauterbach, in central Germany.

"In the countryside we're used to people going at police with muck spreaders, but this was something else," a police spokesman said.

The farmer faces charges of assault and resisting police.

CoyoteMesc · 08-08-07, 10:39

so sad, hell everyone around here drive tractors.
of all ages too. lol

Mermaidia · 08-08-07, 11:21

bluefungis182 · 08-08-07, 11:50

Beastmaster · 08-08-07, 21:06

Considering the recent experiences of a friend of mine, I'd say that farmer's lucky he didn't try that shit in the US, he'd have been shot dead before he even touched the controls of his muck spreader.

What is a muck spreader anyways?

CoyoteMesc · 08-08-07, 21:37

it spreads shit/manure over fields

Invader Zim · 08-09-07, 09:09

i have so got to rent one of those for my next vengefull project...imagine just backing one of those up to someones car or house

TVCasualty · 08-09-07, 09:29

You go, paw-paw!

Quote:

Originally Posted by roc

"In the countryside we're used to people going at police with muck spreaders, but this was something else," a police spokesman said.

So this kind of thing is common?

I love how they required the "elite" unit to catch a farmer on a tractor, and it still took 7 hours!

(I've been on a train in the countryside in Germany after the muck spreaders had been there. They really spread a lot of muck, and even on a closed-up train you can tell that with your eyes closed

)

roc · 08-09-07, 14:54

Pigs normally love to wally in shit... I don't know why this pissed them off so bad.

Nothing better than a pig with his windows down and hit the pto drive and load em up!

I love my shit!

Cafro · 08-09-07, 20:14

that is one.. cool... farmer......

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roc Old Man Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 2,791	Oh shit I am in trouble now! Farmer attacks police with muck spreader... A German farmer angry with police for trying to confiscate his tractor wrecked three patrol cars and evaded capture for seven hours before an elite unit managed to arrest him, a police spokesman said Wednesday. The farmer, 53, was pulled over by police for driving his tractor without a license, despite several previous warnings. The officers called in three patrol cars for help before asking the farmer to get out of his vehicle. He refused, and proceeded to ram the cars with his tractor, making full use of its attached muck spreader and hydraulic fork. Officers were only just able to scramble out of harm's way. The farmer then drove into a forest, where he eluded a manhunt involving two helicopters and an armored car for seven hours. He was finally found by an elite police team in a barn on his farm in Lauterbach, in central Germany. "In the countryside we're used to people going at police with muck spreaders, but this was something else," a police spokesman said. The farmer faces charges of assault and resisting police. __________________ ubuntu! Member of Native Geekaho Tribe. "Think for yourself and question authority"

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roc Old Man Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 2,791	Pigs normally love to wally in shit... I don't know why this pissed them off so bad. Nothing better than a pig with his windows down and hit the pto drive and load em up! I love my shit! __________________ ubuntu! Member of Native Geekaho Tribe. "Think for yourself and question authority"

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