Drug test TODAY! HELP!

05-24-05, 15:27

I have to take a drug test in about an hour, and I need advice on how to pass it. I havent smoked reguraly for about 2-3 months, and and smoked twice in the past 3 weeks or so. I'm also a skinny guy with fast metabolism, so I'm hoping maybe there is nothing in my system, but just in case, what can I do and/or buy to help pass this test? Please help!

05-24-05, 17:32

You should be ok. The first test usually won't pick up less than 50 nanograms, so if you pass that one, they rarely subject it to the confirmation test that measures as low as 5 nanograms. Once or twice in three weeks won't make you flunk a test.
RR

reefer · 05-25-05, 13:49

"Once or twice in three weeks won't make you flunk a test."

Do you know if this is true for military drug tests as well?

My brother has a 3 week leave coming up soon and my poor little brother has never got to smoke weed before. We're going to be celebrating his 21st birthday and I was hoping to get him high, but don't want to get him in trouble. If we smoke right when he gets back will he be clean in 3 weeks? He's in good shape, not much if any fat on him. Anything he should drink to clean out his system faster?

elixir · 05-25-05, 14:53

If he's not a regular smoker he will be clean in 3 weeks with no problem.

05-25-05, 15:40

Drink a lot of pickle juice. Dial8 snickers quietly.
Just kidding...don't do that. You will regret it! I know I did

shedthemonkey · 05-25-05, 16:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by reefer37

"Once or twice in three weeks won't make you flunk a test."

Do you know if this is true for military drug tests as well?

My brother has a 3 week leave coming up soon and my poor little brother has never got to smoke weed before. We're going to be celebrating his 21st birthday and I was hoping to get him high, but don't want to get him in trouble. If we smoke right when he gets back will he be clean in 3 weeks? He's in good shape, not much if any fat on him. Anything he should drink to clean out his system faster?

With the stop loss orders and the recruitment scandals and tribulations, I can't believe that the military would bust you for weed? Crazy. Hopefully the military tests are just for show.

Urine the Army Now!!!

Sidestreet Getaway · 05-27-05, 10:02

This is a bit late to help you, johnny, but I would stay away from the cheaper drink-type cleansers. My GF just had a test and failed it because they detected the drink! Luckily she was just applying for a job.

shedthemonkey · 05-27-05, 11:50

Getaway, you gotta be kidding? There are no illegal substances in the drink, that would not stand up in a court I think. How can they prove she doesn't just like the taste of the drink or clearing her body of the toxins that are in our food for health reasons. It can not be defacto "proof" of thc to find this drink in her system. BAH!

05-28-05, 12:53

Thanks for all the replies. I took the test and have started the job, but I don't think they get the results right away. The manager said he had to fire some guy two weeks after he hired him cuz he failed his drug test. I even called the drug test place, but apparently I can't get the results from my own test since I signed some release form for where I'm working :/ So I guess I'll find out in 2-3 weeks, heh. Thanks again.

elixir · 05-28-05, 16:56

Hey, if you fail you can try grovelling and say, "I was just hanging out with smokers. Ill take the test again RIGHT NOW to prove I'm clean!" or something. Just do anything can if its important. I know how much rent can be a pain in the ass. =P

05-28-05, 19:35

Get someone's kid to pee in a small plastic bottle that will fit in your pants, then put it in the freezer for when you need it. Heat it up with hot water from the sink, and use one of those camping hand warmers to keep it warm.
RR

vrooota · 05-28-05, 20:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by shedthemonkey

Getaway, you gotta be kidding? There are no illegal substances in the drink, that would not stand up in a court I think. How can they prove she doesn't just like the taste of the drink or clearing her body of the toxins that are in our food for health reasons. It can not be defacto "proof" of thc to find this drink in her system. BAH!

believe it or not, I think they can fug you over like that, unfortuneatly

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~johnny_butt Guest Posts: n/a	Drug test TODAY! HELP! I have to take a drug test in about an hour, and I need advice on how to pass it. I havent smoked reguraly for about 2-3 months, and and smoked twice in the past 3 weeks or so. I'm also a skinny guy with fast metabolism, so I'm hoping maybe there is nothing in my system, but just in case, what can I do and/or buy to help pass this test? Please help!

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shedthemonkey Mycotopiate Join Date: Sep 1972 Posts: 1,417	Getaway, you gotta be kidding? There are no illegal substances in the drink, that would not stand up in a court I think. How can they prove she doesn't just like the taste of the drink or clearing her body of the toxins that are in our food for health reasons. It can not be defacto "proof" of thc to find this drink in her system. BAH! __________________ A Buddhist walks up to a Hot Dog Stand and says "Make me one with everything."

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05-24-05, 17:32	#2 (permalink)
~Peter Cottontail Guest Posts: n/a	You should be ok. The first test usually won't pick up less than 50 nanograms, so if you pass that one, they rarely subject it to the confirmation test that measures as low as 5 nanograms. Once or twice in three weeks won't make you flunk a test. RR

05-25-05, 13:49	#3 (permalink)
reefer Mod of the Ocean Join Date: Feb 1973 Posts: 1,023	"Once or twice in three weeks won't make you flunk a test." Do you know if this is true for military drug tests as well? My brother has a 3 week leave coming up soon and my poor little brother has never got to smoke weed before. We're going to be celebrating his 21st birthday and I was hoping to get him high, but don't want to get him in trouble. If we smoke right when he gets back will he be clean in 3 weeks? He's in good shape, not much if any fat on him. Anything he should drink to clean out his system faster?

05-25-05, 14:53	#4 (permalink)
elixir Mycophage Join Date: Nov 1972 Posts: 126	If he's not a regular smoker he will be clean in 3 weeks with no problem.

05-25-05, 15:40	#5 (permalink)
~dial8 Guest Posts: n/a	Drink a lot of pickle juice. Dial8 snickers quietly. Just kidding...don't do that. You will regret it! I know I did

05-27-05, 10:02	#7 (permalink)
Sidestreet Getaway connoisseur of own foot Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 422	This is a bit late to help you, johnny, but I would stay away from the cheaper drink-type cleansers. My GF just had a test and failed it because they detected the drink! Luckily she was just applying for a job.

05-28-05, 12:53	#9 (permalink)
~johnny_butt Guest Posts: n/a	Thanks for all the replies. I took the test and have started the job, but I don't think they get the results right away. The manager said he had to fire some guy two weeks after he hired him cuz he failed his drug test. I even called the drug test place, but apparently I can't get the results from my own test since I signed some release form for where I'm working :/ So I guess I'll find out in 2-3 weeks, heh. Thanks again.

05-28-05, 16:56	#10 (permalink)
elixir Mycophage Join Date: Nov 1972 Posts: 126	Hey, if you fail you can try grovelling and say, "I was just hanging out with smokers. Ill take the test again RIGHT NOW to prove I'm clean!" or something. Just do anything can if its important. I know how much rent can be a pain in the ass. =P

05-28-05, 19:35	#11 (permalink)
~Peter Cottontail Guest Posts: n/a	Get someone's kid to pee in a small plastic bottle that will fit in your pants, then put it in the freezer for when you need it. Heat it up with hot water from the sink, and use one of those camping hand warmers to keep it warm. RR