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    Old 10-01-07, 14:46   #1 (permalink)
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    Question the coolest/craziest thing you've ever done while tripping

    i was just reading someones trip report and started wondering, what the craziest or coolest thing you've ever done while tripping?
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    the coolest trips would include each and every one spent in nature

    nothing too crazy recently but
    to name a few off the top of my head -
    • driving the machine that picks up the balls at the golf course while people hit balls at me
    • going to an overcrowded movie theater to see a comedy in the daytime
    • getting locked in an office/warehouse overnight while a friend is supposed to be cleaning it
    • playing outside in a blizzard
    • combining salvia and shrooms together
    • and last but not least going to vote not once but twice in one day, where i bumped into lots of neighbors and cops

    for me, dealing with the public can get very hairy.
    now more than ever it seems like a bad idea in a way, unless i am far from home.
    some of the reasons i like to experience psychedelics at night when most others are sleeping
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    Old 10-01-07, 15:24   #3 (permalink)
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    Quote:
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    i was just reading someones trip report and started wondering, what the craziest or coolest thing you've ever done while tripping?
    What about highly spiritual and far-beyond experiences?

    I still can't believe I saw my previous life on Ayahuasca. But I saw it .
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    Old 10-04-07, 21:33   #4 (permalink)
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    did you write a trip report?
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    Old 10-04-07, 23:00   #5 (permalink)
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    I don't know, I haven't tripped enough to determine an answer to this



    @ the voting mycobri did.
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    Old 10-04-07, 23:02   #6 (permalink)
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    we went go karting at my friends uncles place on 13 hits of acid during peek foilage in the fall. nothing has compared to that yet. fright fest at great america on a few grams of shrooms was always fun too.
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    Old 10-05-07, 03:24   #7 (permalink)
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    -snowboarding on mescaline
    -salvia 10x and pure dmt at the same time
    -lsd and mescaline
    -lsd and pure dmt
    -lsd mescaline and pure dmt
    -lsd mescaline 2CI and pure dmt
    -ayahuasca and mescaline
    -ayahuasca mescaline and pure dmt
    -ayahuasca mescaline lsd (craziest)
    - next on my list of things to do is aya mesc lsd trio with some pure dmt smoked on the peak
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    - next on my list of things to do is aya mesc lsd trio with some pure dmt smoked on the peak
    throw some mushies in the mix for good measure while u at that mite make a world record haha
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    Old 10-05-07, 04:18   #9 (permalink)
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    Hmmm I think the best visualy stimulating trip for me was on acid and I watched a hospital implode. Control demolition is sweet!
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    Old 10-05-07, 12:37   #10 (permalink)
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    did you write a trip report?
    Yeah, but mostly for myself and I missed it ;/. Anyway it's too personal.
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    Bob Dillon with Phil and friends and 3 days of Phish, Deer Creek, July 2000.

    Puddled LSD

    Nuff said...
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    Old 10-05-07, 23:39   #12 (permalink)
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    wow, all this is giving me ideas
    just wondering, did you believe in past lives
    before you saw one of your past lives or did
    you become a believer after you saw it? how
    did you know it was you? were you told by an
    entity or did it come back like a memory? i'm not
    fishing for the details of the life and i hope you
    dont think i'm trying to get you to reveal something you've told us you don't wish to discuss. i'd just like some clarification...
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    Old 10-06-07, 19:28   #13 (permalink)
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    I can answer these questions and I feel free talking about it, to some point :P.

    My background is pretty sceptical but opened. Now I'm a believer, before I was an agnostic.

    Effects of large doses of psychedelics require some explanation. The point is that when you take a dose large enough, you may begin to hear a kind of pulsating sensation in the center of your head. The vibrations change while you do different things - when you lie down and relax, they become slower and you may fall into trance. These vibrations are IMO coming from crown chakra and they are definately brainwaves speeding inside your brain at different frequencies.
    Ayahuasca is strong enough to cause that effect and put you even unwillingly into state of trance!
    When I closed my eyes I felt that my consciousness was traveling very deeply into that pulsating center of my head and when I so to speak 'reached that point' I had a movie - like very long, meaningful sequence of visions, where I believe I met my previous life. In this visual state I was someone else but still someone very similar to myself, and yet I had this feeling that I knew this story very well. I had to experience all that once again in karmic world. At the end I was spit out from that world and I suddenly woke up. I couldn't believe that it was still me, alive Adrian - not this guy that I was 20 years ago or just a minute ago.

    Many details of those visions fit to the realities of 1980s when I supposedly died, many ppl that I know now remind me of ppl I knew that time. It would take too long to explain karmic world and that's some far - out stuff.

    But never loose grip to reality ;].
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    Old 10-06-07, 19:31   #14 (permalink)
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    way to many to begin to list, one of the most recent/favorite trips i had was with some spice & salvia i smoked up at work before any body got there. i ended up having a conversation with the machine elves inside the machine i run and they talked me into leaving them a killer bud before i went home that nite. came in next day, could smell the bud and the thing was gone! machine ran great for about two months untill it died.was crazy visuals happening at same time, like little dime sized multi- colered sparklers going off all over the place while i was talking to these dudes,quite an entertaining&educational experience. just one of many encounters with one of the extra-demensional beings wich are out and about,out there!
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    i walk totally naked in the jungle every tripp i have.
    but in middle 94īs i walked for 24 hours totally naked in center SAO PAULO(brazil biggest city).
    i drinked a lot of DATURA STRAMONIUM tea this day.
    i didnt got arrested, but my picture rolled in newspaper and even on tv.
    my mom watched her own son walking naked like a crazy bitche in the middle of people.
    i cant remember that at all

    love is to be made naked, i sayd past in that day.
    the happiest day of my life.
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    Old 10-07-07, 22:20   #16 (permalink)
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    Old 10-18-07, 12:26   #17 (permalink)
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    I've tripped many times but I'd say the best trip was taking 5 grams of fresh shrooms and going to six flags great adventure during memorial day. There was a parade with the dudes on stilts that threw me way off kilter. Then we went on congo rapids and began to get the confusing thoughts of where I "actually" was. After being soaked and relieved to be off the amazonian boat ride..ha.. I proceeeded to nitro. I don't know if anyone has ridden this coaster but it is enormous without any shoulder harnesses. When your sober it feels like you are just sitting there without any type of harness. As we approached the summit..slowly being dragged up I felt as if I was thousands of feet high..especially with a landing airplane nearby which freaked me out. Basically I thought my life was over and almost began to weep...it was serious. I just put up my hands, said my prayer, and waited to fly away buyt I didn't. I got off and felt divinely clean and clear.

    Me and my buddy then went off to have an amazing time on all the other stupid rides. If you guys ever get a chance go to a good amusement park. You might learn something..at least I did.
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    Old 10-20-07, 01:33   #18 (permalink)
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    adding that to my list of things to do. cedar point, on shrooms. maybe mescaline. maybe both...
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    Old 10-20-07, 15:29   #19 (permalink)
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    I go hiking a lot. In the summer of '04 some friends and I (9 of us to be exact) decided to hike a 100 mile stretch of the Appalachian Trail from Pa into MD the on into WV. About 2 days into the hike one of my companions decided to tell the group that he had brought a few ounces of mushies.

    This was good news as the supply of bud ran out on day 1.

    Even better news was that the gift of shrooms prompted another camper along the way to trade us several hits of blotter.

    Now the trip gets interesting...

    As night falls we have still not made camp. Try pitching a tent in the dark without a flashlight and with about 5g shrooms and 2 hits of blotter in ya! Its an experience.

    After camp and fire were made, myself and 4 others in our merry band of fools decide to take 2 more hits of blotter and chase the squirrels.

    At the time we felt prepared as we had a GPS and a flashlight with us...but no batteries. D'OH!!!

    Long story short after running along the trail for hours and thru the woods for several more, we found a beautiful rocky outcrop and some friendly rock climbers.

    We stayed for a day and a half, then the rest of our group showed up. They were slightly confused about why we had left and why we had decided to sleep on the ground for two nites.

    But wacha gonna do?
    Somebody had to chase those damns squirrels.

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    FOAF once had what was basically a long telepathic session with the local flora.

    The swamp plants were having a war with the dry land species, whom they felt should have stayed to the south in higher elevations. They matter-of-factly told FOAF about how their war might last decades until there was a clear winner.

    That trip also included a long walk outside at night, during which two identically riced-out cars with undercarriage neons pulled up at a stop sign from a high rate of speed, blaring jungle DnB into quiet, conservative suburbia. To this day, FOAF doesn't know if the cars actually existed or if they were a full-blown hallucination.
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    thats officially one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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    Old 10-25-07, 00:25   #22 (permalink)
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    I have two really crazy trips.

    The first being on an 1/8th of some shroomies while at Cedar Point. That was such a bitchin time. I can not even begin to describe what it is like to go on top thrill dragster while shroomin. One of the most intense 30 seconds of my life. The biggest challenge of tripping at cedar point was all of the of people. But I wore sunglasses that day so that really helped out. Another great ride for shroomin is Wicket Twister. It is best to sit all the way in the back so that way when it goes back wards you are face down to the ground spiraling 150ft in the air. Pretty intense.

    My second craziest time while tripping was at the 2007 Shroomery Michigan Gathering. I put it together and the whole time was insane. The gathering was located at Platte River Campground which is in the sleepy bear sand dunes national lakeshore. It was a beautiful campsite deep in the woods. We actually had to walk about 150 yrds from the parking lot to the site. A short 30 minute walk through the woods and some lower dunes and you were at the beach of lake michigan. Our section of beach was on a bay and on the other side of the bay you could see the 400 ft sand dunes rising above the water. The last night there I indulged in a quarter of cubies grown by yours truly. I ate them while sitting at the beach about an hour and half before sunset. I ate them and they started coming on real strong. Within 5 minutes I was already starting to trip extremely hard. All I could do is lay there on the beach and watch my bubble reality because of all of the small stones and pebbles on the beach. Shortly before sunset it started raining so we packed up and started the walk back to the campsite.

    The walk back to the campsite was completely amazing. I just enjoy the hike through what seemed to me then like the amazon rain forest. There was a steady light rain and the sun turned the sky an assortment of fantastic colors. I was falling behind everyone else because I just had to keep stopping and looking at all of the beauty. That walk will always be one of the most memorable time in my life.

    Once back to the campsite we dried off some chairs and started a fire. Looking up into the sky at the leaves shimmering from the flickers of the campfire. At this moment I lost all touch with reality. I was listening to shpongle on my ipod and I just slipe away. I was sitting at the campfire and I went into this vortex. I flew through there for some time until I would see an opening in the walls. I would go through that opening and come out of the trance and something crazy would be happening in the real world. Examples are: fireworks, racoon stealing our food, and a tree falling on me. The last time I came from the trance I was sitting alone at the dimly lit campfire.

    By this time I thought it would be a good idea to head to the tent. This was pretty hard to do, but also very beautiful. It was pitch black on my way to the tent so I walked through a completely new reality. It was like walking through some alien landscape that I have never seen before in my life. I finally made it to the tent after the 45 minute adventure to the tent. What is funny is the tent was only 150ft from the fire.

    Once I got the tent I listened to incubus while looking at the beautiful stars through the screened opening atop our tent. Finally when I could just see the sky starting to light up I fell asleep still in complete ecstasy.

    Those are two of my most memorable trips but there are so many more. Every trip is completely amazing in it's own special way.

    ~Peace out
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    I got pulled over on three hits when I was 17 by a Pennsylvania state trooper. It's difficult to meet a "nice" trooper in that state, but I must say I met soo many I came by 2 that were really polite. This was not one of them. He knew something was wrong but could'nt put his pudgy finger on it. His dog freaked because I kept staring @ it due to my pocket full of weed, so he put puppy away after a run through my truck. My fear was palpable & I had the hardest time not staring @ the red & blue lights. Thankfully I was alone as any of my friends would have said something that would have got me bagged. The friend I tripped a lot w/once asked a cop when the last time he sucked a mongooses' ass because I said "I bet you won't say..." I never uttered those words in such a situation to him again. He also grabbed the dash cam in a cop car w/o a cage and turned it toward the backseat & proceeded to put on quite a show once. Anyway, I was peaking when the bloated officer told me to leave & suddenly morphed into Porky Pig due to his speech impediment. I almost blew it by laughing then I had to remember where first gear/how to drive. I do not do dumb shit like that anymore.
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    I have the most wonderfull experiances when I 'flip' into a trance state after taking some shrooms.

    Most of the time I just dream,or visit places,-'re-view' my memory's,..hard to explain how powerfull and how much impact they have on me.
    I don't have any favorites they are all special to me,and personal..so probably dull to you guys but extremely meaningfull to me,like the last pieces of a puzzle or a guide for a labyrint so to speak !
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    Well I had my very first experience like a week ago, and all I can say is damn.... I had read before on other sites about what things to watch and what to do in order to have a pretty good trip and I took heed. I have a collection of over 200 or so disney movies and I found Alice in Wonderland. I ate the shrooms with some of that yogurt that supposed to help with digestion and laid down to watch the movie. I'm sure how many of you are familiar with the movie but I began to notice something was happening right around the time she meets Twidledee and Twidledum. Everything just started to kinda spin out of control from there. Around that moment I began to feel like I was sweating but couldn't really feel any sweat. Then I had the bright idea that I wanted to go outside. So now I'm running up and down my stairs trying to figure out if I'm hot or cold. Then I figure I'm hot so I run outside where the temp is probably about 50 and I remember that I'm cold so I run back in and grab my sweater. While outside I take a peak at my patch I'm trying to grow outside then I'm running over to check my security light and see why it hasn't come on. Then I realize I'm tripping my balls off and should probably get inside before someone calls the cops on me.

    So then once inside I feel hot again and then realize I have on the hood so I take it off and now I'm fascinated by all the paintings I have around my house. I look at each one and the colors of the green and blue sky start to move and almost look liquidy. So now I start peeping real hard cause I don't have curtains over all the windows in the house. I'm now wondering can the neighbors see me staring at the painting and if so how long have I been doing it. Then I get freaked out all of a sudden and I start walking around and sounding like Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carri bean. Then I realize I'm cold so I run to turn on the heat and after it comes on it has that smell like something is on fire. So I run upstairs and get lost as I look into the mirror and I have a glimpse into the future. I'm not sure how long I was standing there but it was like that scene out of Devil's Advocate where Keanu, goes through the whole process of winning the case then going to NY and all the craziness happens then his wife dies and he panics. Then before he even realizes he's back in the bathroom and was just washing his hands the whole time. I kind jump back from the mirror and go "whoa I'm tripping my balls off". I spend the next hour or so running up and down the stairs trying to figure out why upstairs is now downstairs and am I awake or sleeping. I'm now running around the house trying to make sure that I'm not just passed out from tripping and the house isn't on fire. I finally deduce that the smell is coming from the furnace and the house isn't on fire and there is no one coming to get me. Then the paranoia starts to set in I'm wondering why my neighbor is sitting in their garage talking on the phone again. Are they laughing at me tripping my balls off and did they see me outside and running around my house turning the lights on and off. Finally I sit down and relax then the i have that speeding through time feeling. I think I'm inside the matrix and my whole life has been a dream. I'm really in jail just reliving what had happened to me up until this point.Has anyone else ever had a trip like that?
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    on many occcasions i've become intese with nature to the degree where i predict raining starting and stopping at a precise moment. at first i thougt i had co trolled the elements. now i believe it was just a connection, or a foresight.
    also after my first experience with LSD my girl at the time and myself, wheneve we would kiss it made serious lighting strike. i believe spirits are more likely to comune or communicate to you when under the infuence of such substances.
    i have more to write but my keyboard is fucked and i gota get off it before i whip it out my window.

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    well I dont know if it qualifies as craziest but a few years back I was eating some dancing bears and had a few friends over for a bon fire I was on my way in to get some more to drink and I asked everyone around the fire if they needed or wanted anything and they all said they were fine. I turned walked up the sidewalk to walk into my house to see them all sitting in the kitchen talking amongst themselves. I turned quickly to realize that they were not at the fire and I just about wet myself on that one.

    this one kind of all goes together. I use to powerwash hog sheds. I got ahold of an unnamed bag of shrooms and ate bout half of them.. best day I ever spent covered in hog shit.
    The same day (after I had cleaned up)I was eating the rest of the shrooms at work in FRONT of the commissioner of police of my town and talking to her like it was any other day... Later I accidentally leaned on the grill while talking to a HOT waitress.... Now how would you have explained that one away??? hhmm


    and that was my first post.. I am happy to break into your forum with some fun from my past

    oh I also watched a lake flow into the sky .. but everyone sees that, dont they??
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    Old 11-16-07, 23:04   #28 (permalink)
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    it would be one hell of a party if we all got together
    damn that would be a fucking crazy meet.
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    Heres a weird one. A few buddies and I were at the local park. We had brought along some ganj and strip of some Jesus Christ. So, we are relaxing on a blanket, enjoying our herb waiting for the dose to kick in. Next thing I know, ex-buddy #2 stands up takes off his clothes and starts running in circles around a tree. We were like WTF!!!! By this time we were pretty much melting. All of a sudden the naked guy runs full force at us and punches the shit out of my friend in the back of the head. Not smart because my friend that got hit is '6 "5 tall about 220lbs. So we restrain/dress him till he calms down. I'm stunned but maintaining!! I go for a walk by myself to smoke a cig. When I come back he is naked again sitting Indian style jacking off his flacid weenie. My other friend tells me ex-bud #2 keeps calling him by his brothers name and asking if he can blow/butt bang him. He kept saying nobody has to know, it will feel good. GROSS!!!! Heres where it gets real bad. Naked dude picks up the car keys and launches them into the lake. I'm too spun at this point so, I just start walking as far away as possible.
    I get to the other side of the lake and the cops are there. It turns out the naked guy had jumped on the hood of the cop car and spread his boo