Little guy packed a powerful punch...

[Santiago]

Welp.

I woke up this morning, and was curious as to whether or not my drying mushrooms tasted awful. Sooo, I ate a TINY mushroom. I mean, REALLY tiny. Not an abort, but it was picked before it was done.

Perhaps this was a poor idea, because it was done on my way to work. 8:30 rolls around and I start feeling a little funny. By 9:30 I was feeling like I had eaten about 1.5-2 g dry. I was screwed.

I sit at a desk for 9 hours.

To compound this, I ended up with a meeting request from my supervisors... Greeaaat.

As I'm waiting for the inevitable catastrophe, I get a call back from a contact I had called a month before. I had no clue what I was supposed to be talking with him about. I managed, but it was pretty bad.

Things leveled off during lunch, and now everything's just kind of shiny.

Moral of the story: Don't eat any psychedelic mushrooms at all unless you're ready to trip.

[jPsHrOoMeR]

thats funny as hell bro..thank god you got threw it tho..[wont do that again]

[seedlessstinky1]

bet that blew your mind.

[firerat]

Holy shit man!!

I couldn't imagine being at my desk for 9 hrs. tripping. Glad it turned out ok.

Bet you have a new found respect for those little guys now huh. LOL

[Ras Asad]

whoahh brosef..!!

thats pretty crazy! what strain?

i did something similar once at a festival, i just wanted to eat enough to feel good but be functional, maybe 1 1/2 2 grams..
so i ate 2 small caps and 2 stems,
no more then 15 minutes later and my legs were getting weak,
next thing i know, the band i wanted to see soo bad was playing (rusted root)
and i couldnt get off of the forest floor, not even in my tent. LOL

still dont know why that happened like that.

very glad i wasnt at work tho!! jeeez.
your a warrior bro. lol
Bless

[Raziel]

2 tiny shrooms !!! is that possible ? I do believe you dude but so many times I have woken up for work, checked my grow and though " hmm maybe if I eat a few shrooms it will help my day go by and be more enjoyable " Glad I didn't but came so close

What strain was it ? cube ? ...

[mushroommaster7]

hahah that's really funny in a sense... i despise the feeling i get while tripping around others that are not in the same mindset... i can only imagine how you felt being that it was your career environment..

[the_heretic]

i did the same thing once with an abort.
it made work wonderful...
the only effects were a great enhancement in my mood.
talking to strangers was very easy...
which is usually difficult for me sober or trippin'.
a roll of the dice it is.

[dice4717]

Now Now you new you might feel something.
I'm thinking you get real bored at work,
and wanted to spice the day up a little.
I tried this b4 at a night shift job,
and this was a gravy job you know those kinda jobs the ones you really dont work.
Well that night I had to stack skids,
and while stacking those skids my buddy comes up to me,
and is like "Dude what the hell are you doing look at how your stacking those boxes."
I look at the skid and im here stacking the boxes like walls with
windows and tall builldings all intricate. I didnt even realize.
Funny that was only about an hour and a half into work I started at 9pm.
I swear by first break which was 11:45 till midnight.
Well at break I really started to peak and had to go sit in my car.
I told my buddies to tell the boss I got sick, and had to leave.
I didnt care but I sat in my car until right b4 lunch at 2:30
it was like 2:25, but still was trippin hard only live a few blocks away and didnt want to get caught by my boss when he came out so I just drove home.
I know I shouldnt have but I was still young and dumb.

Point is NEVER EAT SHROOMS B4 WORK.
Unless you wanna lose your job.
Looking back it's funny, but only cause I didnt get caught.
I sat in my car for 2.5 hours tripping face, and couldnt turn the music on
cause i had to listen to see if my boss was out in the parking lot looking for
me. Couldnt turn the ac on cause then I had to start the car,
and that freaked me out. I had the seat laying back and kept
popping my head up looking around like a crack head.
Oh man, what a dumbass. Live and Learn huh

[jPsHrOoMeR]

thats some silly shit bro i bet you did look like a crack head tho paronoid as hell.

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