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Old 12-16-05, 07:24   #801 (permalink)
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The most hated song ever in my life just has to be Muskrat Love by the Captain and Toenail
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Old 12-16-05, 13:03   #802 (permalink)
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Time for a Tues...... er ...Wednesday morning bump. Just got in from jamming with the guys...................My ears are still ringing.
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Old 12-21-05, 20:16   #804 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-05, 22:44   #805 (permalink)
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It does, 21 of 'em...

804 posts, at the moment.

Thats a lot of posts :P
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Christmas Eve launched *bump*
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Merry Christmas! Hope everyone gets some great loot and stays high and happy and healthy. Holiday Greetings from me and mine to you and yours!
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Old 12-26-05, 19:23   #810 (permalink)
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It does, 21 of 'em...

804 posts, at the moment.

Thats a lot of posts :P
I fixed it i wasnt in linear mode
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Old 12-30-05, 23:49   #812 (permalink)
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Same to you vroota! I will help out a bit myself.

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Old 12-31-05, 01:55   #815 (permalink)
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shameless new years bump
ya'll have fun and stay safe huh..
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Old 12-31-05, 18:26   #817 (permalink)
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Smoooooochy smoooooch cleanjar, zen, sweetness,the mighty hippy3 and the rest of the old crew.........

LOL! The monkey is still flyin, and OH MY the sights I have seen.....

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I could never figure out what that smiley means.?!
I couldn't either, which is why I used it...lol
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Old 01-10-06, 22:21   #825 (permalink)
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Time for more car pictures!
#1 is (from top to bottem) 38mm wastegate w/3.63psi spring, Surge tank ("gorrilla" welds cut off and redone like the neater end, that was my first welding ever), and blow off valve.
#2 is a picture of the new wheels that are going on the TR7, 15" alloys and 195/60/15 tires.
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Old 01-12-06, 17:30   #826 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-06, 00:15   #827 (permalink)
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picture picture?
Whers a picture?
Pump a picture
Hears my other thing i do other than music
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How could you not enjoy the savageness?
I plan on getting some shrooms goin soon (my firsts)
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Good pics.
I wouldn't call them savages. They are just trying to survive like any other species in this world. They are very intriguing though. I have always loved exotic plants that seem to have a personality.
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Nice PSKOV!

Anyone like the Bloodhound Gang?

"If I wanted to be shit on, I'd film Dutch Porn..."

Those guys are funny!

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Son of O'or, are you going to tell us anything about what you're up to these days, or do we just have to use our imaginations?

Hope you had a good year.
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The Atomic Triumph morphs on. I thought an actual gorilla did the welding.
My brother-in-law has an award winning TR7 in Colorado. Occasionally chats about some intake prob the factory fucked up on. Great job!
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we need a "caffiene" smiley of sorts or somethin..
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is usually how i feel after a lot of caffeine... :P
Or if it was vodka redbulls.


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Chuck Norris top 30 facts:


1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


2. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.


3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


4. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

5. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


6. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


7. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.


8. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.


9. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.


10. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.


11. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.


12. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".


13. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

14. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.


15. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


16. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.


17. Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.


18. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.


19. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.


20. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

21. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris


22. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".


23. Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.


24. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.

25. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.


26. Chuck Norris owns neither microwave nor oven. When he is hungry, he simply shouts "BAKE" to his food, and out of fear, the food instantly catches on fire


27. One day Chuck Norris looked in the mirror and said "No one outstares Chuck!" He is still there to this day.


28. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

29. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

30. Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix Cube and poop it out solved.
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I think 23 is my fave. nice post.
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I like 20 myself...

Anyone watch Dead Like Me?
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If i hadn't left my camera in my friends car, i'd post some more TR7 pictures...


I have suspension bits coming!
Soon, i'll have an entirely new, much stiffer and more modern, suspension for it.
Should make things a lot nicer to drive.
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hey man.. why ya gotta knock Chuck?
Chuck is a good guy
him and those small beedy eyes
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man that dude creeps me out
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O my!

Big case tommorow...

Getting drunk, smoking a pack of camels, planing my next move......

To win the case, and find a way to bang the tight, yummmy court reporter.

What shall I do? How shall I hunt my prey........?

LOL!!! Shall I be sly and coy.... Maybe a quick invite to lunch. YUM!

Young men take note! Real men eat pussy, then take the dive!

Needs to win the case first....... 33%.... hmmmmm...... yea! Later shroom monkeys.
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nice to see ya around man
glad things are going good

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Woot woot pictures!
Coilovers for the TR7 (ok ok for a 90-98 miata, but they fit, sue me, for $46 shipped i'm not picky).
Knife my dad got me for christmas. (8-1/4 inch blade)
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