The longest lasting TT&T topic ever. - Page 20

Lefty · 03-23-06, 06:10

Troutlips...socks...flashlight

omnibot · 03-23-06, 07:50

uuuuuuuhhhhhhh

the hospitality industry sucks
musunderstandings suck
frozen computers suck

but good wine...
mmmmmmmmmmm

troutlips · 03-23-06, 12:52

Huh? What?

03-23-06, 14:16

Have you guys heard of the new barbie doll that is coming out? It is called the divorce barbie. Yeah, she comes with all of ken's stuff.

Lefty · 03-24-06, 19:56

I'm pleased my nonsensical post started this page

Get your lips off my trout (and your mind out of the gutter, I mean the fish). WTF did you do to your poor dog? Pissy lookin' pup right there.
Beastmaster has killer chicks. In half a year or so he could be a chicken pimp!

Lefty · 03-24-06, 19:57

Ken has it comin', smarmy bastard. Bet she ends up with G.I. Joe or Skeletor.

Stenciler · 03-24-06, 23:31

yeah, but divorce make up sex in barbie world stirs things up a bit

Lefty · 03-25-06, 10:07

I think Ken was blonde. Who is that fellow wearing a strap-on?

synth · 03-25-06, 18:17

MO NAKED HOES

mushit · 03-25-06, 23:29

LOL Synth. I fucking laugh every time I see that pic. Ha Ha Ha Ha Shit. LOL

troutlips · 03-26-06, 06:19

So that's what happened to lefty's zuchinni...

omnibot · 03-26-06, 09:18

Cleanjar's legacy this thread is.

wonder where th chap is now?
Hope he's doing ok
But I'm afraid of worse

Hippie3 · 03-26-06, 09:26

cleanjar's hanging out over in shroomery's Mushroom Hunting forum mostly
got a pm from him not long ago
he's good

03-26-06, 09:35

Ole'

alounacara · 03-26-06, 09:36

Sunday morning tasteless bump...
I scored some good reefer...its tasty as all get out
Have any of you bitches heard the new Gilmour CD?

omnibot · 03-26-06, 09:36

Hey that's good to hear.

Thanks for the update hip.

pskovinsky · 03-26-06, 14:20

I've been wondering the same, it's very good to hear the ole cleanjar came back from going off the deep end and is doing well.

Wohoo for the longest thread ever.

Hippie3 · 03-26-06, 14:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by alounacara

Have any of you bitches heard the new Gilmour CD?

i take from that
you must already own a copy-
so you like or ?

or

?

Lefty · 03-27-06, 20:03

Word is he's supposed to tour, which he hasn't done since since "About Face".
I would put a bounty on that zuchinni. I had to get a new couch even after steamcleaning. I don't bring that up since my girlfriend is a member here. Maybe I'll have to out her but she want's to make her own friends first. Doesn't post much, busy w/school. I have to endure her parents, and brother, his wife, her parents, and niece visiting for easter. Very tempted to volunteer for on-call or faking a family emergency that weekend. Ahh, to be the bastard I used to be...

troutlips · 03-28-06, 01:16

I just admitted I am a drunk! WTF???

Pedestrian · 03-28-06, 01:24

Check it out... I think this is Neo's rejected son....

See why here

alounacara · 03-28-06, 08:22

Shameless Tuesday morning drunkard bump...
This thread will outlive me im afraid

03-28-06, 08:35

This thread is gonna outlive us all I think. 20 pages and counting.....we're almost to 1000 posts

03-28-06, 11:24

So there was 3 guys on a trip and their car broke down.
They walked to the nearest house for help. It was a farmhouse. The farmer said it was to late to help now so they could spend the night out in the chicken house.

So the farmer took them out and showed them where to sleep among all the eggs. He said "if you boys break a single egg I will kill you".

the boys when to sleep and in the middle of the night one of them rolled over to get comfortable and smashed a few eggs. Well the farmer heard this and came running with hiw shot gun.

The farmer said "alright boys I am going to kill you now unless you do something for me".

The boys were scared to death and agreed to do what ever the farmer asked.

The farmer took them to his garden and made them think of a fruit to pick. He then made them pick 100 of that fruit.

Well the first guy finished and came to the farmer to show him and the farmer said "alright start shoving them up your ass". So the boy started shoving the grapes up his ass. He kept on laughing around grape number 35 and they would all come flying back out of his ass. The farmer said "if you don't shove all 100 in there and if you keep on laughing I will kill you". Well finally the guy got them all in there so he was spared.

Well another boy finised picking 100 strawberries and the farmer made him do the same thing, and the boy kept laughing which prompted the farmer to warn him about the dangers. the boy kept on laughing and squirting the strawberries out of his ass. He could not get all 100 in with out laughing. The farmer had enough. HE said "what in the hell is so funny"? The boy replied, "bob (the third and fiinal boy) is in the garden picking watermelons"!

Now if that aint some trash talking bull shit I don't know what is.

03-28-06, 11:42

LMAO

alounacara · 03-29-06, 23:04

On an Island isnt that good
I gave it a good listen but most of it is kinda depressing
Track six is a cool ass song...blusesy
The rest of that CD isnt that good

inky · 03-30-06, 12:16

Just thought I'd do my part:
"You don't know what you are talking about man.....
If i'm the canteloupe, then you are the plunger.......
Like fleece, I like fleece....I tell you it's all about the fleece!"
Dunno what that is from, but a friend of mine used to say it all the time when she was frying.
Peace
~Inky

vrooota · 03-30-06, 13:11

fleece is awesome when yur trippin, you can wipe your sweaty palms off on it, and oh the texture.
know what else is great? fruit, kittens, titties, music, my god my god I love everything

synth · 03-30-06, 17:49

hell yeah. i love playing with cats when im trippin

Lefty · 03-30-06, 22:01

Especially still warm from the dryer

troutlips · 04-03-06, 18:29

Pskov is still drunk...

pskovinsky · 04-03-06, 21:31

Drunk? Me? Never!

troutlips · 04-07-06, 18:28

Shameless Friday night bump!

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03-23-06, 06:10	#951 (permalink)
Lefty Resident Evil Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,026	Troutlips...socks...flashlight __________________ Blood crystalized to sand And now I hope you'll understand

03-23-06, 07:50	#952 (permalink)
omnibot Wanderer Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 322	uuuuuuuhhhhhhh the hospitality industry sucks musunderstandings suck frozen computers suck but good wine... mmmmmmmmmmm __________________ The drums and the rain will come together howling

03-23-06, 12:52	#953 (permalink)
troutlips Moderator Join Date: Jun 1972 Posts: 1,257	Huh? What? Attached Thumbnails

03-24-06, 19:56	#955 (permalink)
Lefty Resident Evil Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,026	I'm pleased my nonsensical post started this page Get your lips off my trout (and your mind out of the gutter, I mean the fish). WTF did you do to your poor dog? Pissy lookin' pup right there. Beastmaster has killer chicks. In half a year or so he could be a chicken pimp! __________________ Blood crystalized to sand And now I hope you'll understand

03-23-06, 14:16	#954 (permalink)
~dial8 Guest Posts: n/a	Have you guys heard of the new barbie doll that is coming out? It is called the divorce barbie. Yeah, she comes with all of ken's stuff.

03-24-06, 19:57	#956 (permalink)
Lefty Resident Evil Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,026	Ken has it comin', smarmy bastard. Bet she ends up with G.I. Joe or Skeletor. __________________ Blood crystalized to sand And now I hope you'll understand

03-24-06, 23:31	#957 (permalink)
Stenciler Mycotopiate Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 462	yeah, but divorce make up sex in barbie world stirs things up a bit __________________ when pigs fly? it's closer than you may think...

03-25-06, 10:07	#958 (permalink)
Lefty Resident Evil Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,026	I think Ken was blonde. Who is that fellow wearing a strap-on? __________________ Blood crystalized to sand And now I hope you'll understand

03-25-06, 18:17	#959 (permalink)
synth Mycotopiate Join Date: Aug 1972 Posts: 758	MO NAKED HOES

03-25-06, 23:29	#960 (permalink)
mushit Mycotopiate Join Date: Jun 1972 Posts: 883	LOL Synth. I fucking laugh every time I see that pic. Ha Ha Ha Ha Shit. LOL __________________ Up to my elbows in SHIT

03-26-06, 06:19	#961 (permalink)
troutlips Moderator Join Date: Jun 1972 Posts: 1,257	So that's what happened to lefty's zuchinni...

03-26-06, 09:18	#962 (permalink)
omnibot Wanderer Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 322	Cleanjar's legacy this thread is. wonder where th chap is now? Hope he's doing ok But I'm afraid of worse __________________ The drums and the rain will come together howling

03-26-06, 09:26	#963 (permalink)
Hippie3 Admin Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 36,316	cleanjar's hanging out over in shroomery's Mushroom Hunting forum mostly got a pm from him not long ago he's good __________________ GROW SUPPLIES: www.Mycrotopia.com ------------Simply The Best------------ Namaste Temet Nosce

03-26-06, 09:35	#964 (permalink)
~freakachino Guest Posts: n/a	Ole' Attached Thumbnails

03-26-06, 09:36	#965 (permalink)
alounacara Picktish Texas Style.... Join Date: Jan 1972 Posts: 1,667	Sunday morning tasteless bump... I scored some good reefer...its tasty as all get out Have any of you bitches heard the new Gilmour CD? __________________ Dont take a tone with me * So hard to please WDYWFM?

03-26-06, 09:36	#966 (permalink)
omnibot Wanderer Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 322	Hey that's good to hear. Thanks for the update hip. __________________ The drums and the rain will come together howling

03-26-06, 14:20	#967 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	I've been wondering the same, it's very good to hear the ole cleanjar came back from going off the deep end and is doing well. Wohoo for the longest thread ever. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

03-27-06, 20:03	#969 (permalink)
Lefty Resident Evil Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,026	Word is he's supposed to tour, which he hasn't done since since "About Face". I would put a bounty on that zuchinni. I had to get a new couch even after steamcleaning. I don't bring that up since my girlfriend is a member here. Maybe I'll have to out her but she want's to make her own friends first. Doesn't post much, busy w/school. I have to endure her parents, and brother, his wife, her parents, and niece visiting for easter. Very tempted to volunteer for on-call or faking a family emergency that weekend. Ahh, to be the bastard I used to be... __________________ Blood crystalized to sand And now I hope you'll understand

03-28-06, 01:16	#970 (permalink)
troutlips Moderator Join Date: Jun 1972 Posts: 1,257	I just admitted I am a drunk! WTF???

03-28-06, 01:24	#971 (permalink)
Pedestrian Dreamspace Transient Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 563	Check it out... I think this is Neo's rejected son.... See why here __________________ Intuition is superior to logic.

03-28-06, 08:22	#972 (permalink)
alounacara Picktish Texas Style.... Join Date: Jan 1972 Posts: 1,667	Shameless Tuesday morning drunkard bump... This thread will outlive me im afraid __________________ Dont take a tone with me * So hard to please WDYWFM?

03-28-06, 08:35	#973 (permalink)
~freakachino Guest Posts: n/a	This thread is gonna outlive us all I think. 20 pages and counting.....we're almost to 1000 posts Attached Thumbnails

03-28-06, 11:24	#974 (permalink)
~dial8 Guest Posts: n/a	So there was 3 guys on a trip and their car broke down. They walked to the nearest house for help. It was a farmhouse. The farmer said it was to late to help now so they could spend the night out in the chicken house. So the farmer took them out and showed them where to sleep among all the eggs. He said "if you boys break a single egg I will kill you". the boys when to sleep and in the middle of the night one of them rolled over to get comfortable and smashed a few eggs. Well the farmer heard this and came running with hiw shot gun. The farmer said "alright boys I am going to kill you now unless you do something for me". The boys were scared to death and agreed to do what ever the farmer asked. The farmer took them to his garden and made them think of a fruit to pick. He then made them pick 100 of that fruit. Well the first guy finished and came to the farmer to show him and the farmer said "alright start shoving them up your ass". So the boy started shoving the grapes up his ass. He kept on laughing around grape number 35 and they would all come flying back out of his ass. The farmer said "if you don't shove all 100 in there and if you keep on laughing I will kill you". Well finally the guy got them all in there so he was spared. Well another boy finised picking 100 strawberries and the farmer made him do the same thing, and the boy kept laughing which prompted the farmer to warn him about the dangers. the boy kept on laughing and squirting the strawberries out of his ass. He could not get all 100 in with out laughing. The farmer had enough. HE said "what in the hell is so funny"? The boy replied, "bob (the third and fiinal boy) is in the garden picking watermelons"! Now if that aint some trash talking bull shit I don't know what is.

03-28-06, 11:42	#975 (permalink)
~freakachino Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO

03-29-06, 23:04	#976 (permalink)
alounacara Picktish Texas Style.... Join Date: Jan 1972 Posts: 1,667	On an Island isnt that good I gave it a good listen but most of it is kinda depressing Track six is a cool ass song...blusesy The rest of that CD isnt that good __________________ Dont take a tone with me * So hard to please WDYWFM?

03-30-06, 12:16	#977 (permalink)
inky Mycophage Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 107	LOL Just thought I'd do my part: "You don't know what you are talking about man..... If i'm the canteloupe, then you are the plunger....... Like fleece, I like fleece....I tell you it's all about the fleece!" Dunno what that is from, but a friend of mine used to say it all the time when she was frying. Peace ~Inky __________________ A Durka Durka......

03-30-06, 13:11	#978 (permalink)
vrooota Mycotopiate Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 622	fleece is awesome when yur trippin, you can wipe your sweaty palms off on it, and oh the texture. know what else is great? fruit, kittens, titties, music, my god my god I love everything __________________ I am what you see

03-30-06, 17:49	#979 (permalink)
synth Mycotopiate Join Date: Aug 1972 Posts: 758	hell yeah. i love playing with cats when im trippin

03-30-06, 22:01	#980 (permalink)
Lefty Resident Evil Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,026	Especially still warm from the dryer __________________ Blood crystalized to sand And now I hope you'll understand

04-03-06, 18:29	#981 (permalink)
troutlips Moderator Join Date: Jun 1972 Posts: 1,257	Pskov is still drunk...

04-03-06, 21:31	#982 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	Drunk? Me? Never! __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

04-07-06, 18:28	#983 (permalink)
troutlips Moderator Join Date: Jun 1972 Posts: 1,257	Shameless Friday night bump!