The longest lasting TT&T topic ever. - Page 6

pskovinsky · 01-19-05, 03:14

Especialy ones where you live with them still in the dream, and it's all like yay, and then you wake up, and it's all like awww shit

life · 01-19-05, 06:02

i wonder who has the most posts in this thread?

whoever it is must be the LLTT&TTE PostWhore.. PostWhore subject to change; not eligible at all locations.

pskovinsky · 01-19-05, 06:04

Sweetness has the most mini-thread starts/ends, i think i have the longest streak of own-posts...

01-19-05, 07:29

<font color="0000ff">Pffft</font>

pskovinsky · 01-19-05, 16:39

Ivalid command or file name.

01-19-05, 20:35

One must be sure to poon the wazzle.

But you must not wazzle the poon.

A wazzler of the poon is no good.

You must be

A * P O O N E R * W A Z Z L E

01-19-05, 21:28

i could keep this thread alive forever and you guys
would not even have to help, it might help my posting
addiction

Lefty · 01-19-05, 23:32

I'd dream I'm with an (ancient history) ex about once a week or soo. But only when I'm not with someone, which is not the case right now. She has two kids to her ex, whom is a plumber. Never liked plumbers, now, can't stand them. Funny how shit like that works...Then again playing in raw sewage doesn't inspire much respect to begin with. Playing in raw sewage then knocking up my favorite ex, thats downright revolting.

pskovinsky · 01-20-05, 04:48

lol lefty, indeed it is...

Some plumbers only do new work, i call them plumbersnobs, as they refuse to get their hands dirty.

It's pretty funny though, a few years ago we had to have our septic tank pumped out, so we called the local tank pumping company, and had them send a guy out.

While he was draining the sewage with the big hose thing, he was complaining to us that he changed the oil in his car earlier, and got OIL on his shirt, he was very annoyed and disgusted by this.

I was amazed... I get drenched in oil and other petrol products daily as an auto mechanic, but i wouldn't do that guys job with someone elses ten foot stick.

People are strange.

Lefty · 01-20-05, 18:10

Alot of trades try to stick to new work, pretty hard. Things get tight they leap right in to existing buildings. Even in new buildings toilets are used before they are hooked up. A friend of mine often sings to them on site, the basic song is "If I were any dumber, I would have been a plumber" but he goes on to proclaim he'd rather give a hummer than be a plumber & anything else that rhymes. Some of them get upset. I'd rather be in sanitation.
Occasionally problems are encountered with plumbers, was shown how to energize pipes & listen for the scream. Thats called trolling for plumbers along the ground fault path. It's most impolite, I rarely resort to that.

01-20-05, 23:15

Woops...it was down to post # 2 on the list!! CANT HAVE THAT!!

LOL

pskovinsky · 01-21-05, 07:38

hahahha i love calvin and hobbs, one of the, if not the, best cartoon ever..

pskovinsky · 01-22-05, 17:11

Just for everybodies information, having straight sex with a lesbian works much better in porn then real life.

cutty · 01-22-05, 17:15

01-22-05, 22:17

cutty · 01-22-05, 23:55

01-23-05, 12:15

LOL

cutty · 01-23-05, 14:26

Heres another one for ya...

01-23-05, 19:45

"People are strange."
When you're a stranger

The Doors

01-25-05, 00:24

"I beat my dick like it stole my weed."

A Friend of Mine Earlier This Evening

cutty · 01-25-05, 00:51

pskovinsky · 01-25-05, 04:35

So i've been reading a bunch of Tom Clancy books, and that dude really talks up the military, to the point where it's almost sounding like a good idea to me.

Unfortunetly, i don't support anything that my country is doing at the moment, so joining the military to serve my country would be helping my country do what i don't approve of.

So much for that.

pskovinsky · 01-25-05, 04:37

Drinking games are highly amusing.

We played one last night where you draw cards, and different cards mean different things.

I'll try to steal the rules sheet so that i can post it.

pskovinsky · 01-25-05, 04:41

It's all snowy and icy outside, snow is very pretty, i don't usually get to see it, as i live in an area where it's snowed three times in my entire life.

It's tricky walking around though, theres a 1/4-1 inch layer of icy/melted/frozen snow.
wheeeeee :P

pskovinsky · 01-25-05, 04:44

haahahahahha i'm famous around the hostel for having sex with a lesbian.

This dude from chili, who wasn't here at the time, has heard about it.

hahaha.

Go me.

pskovinsky · 01-25-05, 04:48

Post whoooooooooooooooooooooore!

Hmm, i need one more interesting post here.

This hostel is turning into quite the sex hotspot, first there was the lesbian and I, then last night there were a couple of chicks from wisconsin, and a couple of english dudes (the english dudes have no connection aside from both being english).
It was sort of unfortunet though, i was after one of the two girls, and was doing a decent job of it (aside from suggesting that she come back to the hostel with the lesbian and i, she didn't think much of that), but the english dude is better at this sort of thing then i am (i have no short term game, none, at all :P), and trumped me.

It's ok though, she's leaving today anyway.
It was fairly amusing though, to come home from the bar and hear "moan moan moan moan" from the girls room :P

Lefty · 01-25-05, 12:06

Clancy actually sits on the N.S.A. How he knows & gets away with revealing as much as he does probably has something to do with that. I feel he gets too technical, kinda drags the story down. His ex-wife sued the shit out of him because they had a project going (forget what, a game or something) & he stopped all publicity when they split. He has an amazing house in Maryland, can't get within like half a mile without him knowing height, weight, and if you have anything in your hands.

Lefty · 01-25-05, 12:08

Okay Doob, the bottom of the Hustler cartoon got cut off. Whats he saying?

pskovinsky · 01-26-05, 05:30

buncha fricken slackers around here, i post all those different possible things to comment on, and nobody posts for an entire day!?

01-26-05, 10:04

I ain't tryin' to compete with your sexpit stories, dude, I got nothing on you...

Lefty · 01-26-05, 11:30

So, if she was not heterosexual, and you convince her to ride the sausage, do you in effect steal her lesbianism?

pskovinsky · 01-26-05, 14:54

Ohhhh great porn movie name.

Grand Theft Lesbian(ism) :P

Don't try and beat 'em then, just say something, doesn't have to be anything about mine...

01-26-05, 16:11

bizump

Lefty · 01-27-05, 14:33

Soo I was wiping it off on the maid, when a moose ran in through the kitchen door

01-28-05, 22:00

Ima feelin tripppyy...

01-28-05, 22:01

LOL! "This is your dick on shrooms........"

01-29-05, 11:29

You know who was a sick fuck?

Marquis de Sade.

And I'm a sick fuck.

But that dude...was one...sick fuck.

It is making me realize that people in the 18th century were quite a lot like people now though, with the grotesque obsessions.

Like the death of the sitcom and the rise of the crime drama.

01-29-05, 11:43

Now you know what happens when human sexuality is suppressed.

grave · 01-29-05, 11:51

i never heard of marq until just now
so i googled him
damn all those years in prison
made his letters pretty fuckin warped

Lefty · 01-29-05, 12:19

Vlad the impailer was worse. Spent his last years in prison crucifying cockroaches...

grave · 01-29-05, 12:28

i wonder if you die right away when impaled
i mean the stakes were thick
so they had to have ruined a few vital organs
if not i wonder how long it took to bleed to death

or if the person just went into a traumatic shock
and their body and brain just shut down

01-30-05, 00:23

Vlad stuck the "stick" up people asses about 3 feet. It took days to die...

pskovinsky · 01-30-05, 03:20

Charming...

On a much lighter note, i think i'm going to Slovania with a couple of (super hot, like DAMN) chicks from there.
It looks like an incredible place, i hope i actually get to go with them, it'd be great.

cleanjar · 01-30-05, 13:26

i think i'm going to Slovania with a couple of (super hot, like DAMN) chicks from there.

thats the only way to travel.
and if its a train ride,
bring plenty of wine.

Lefty · 02-01-05, 11:41

I'm going across town away from a rather hot chick whom seems really pissed at me...

pskovinsky · 02-02-05, 16:14

Run lefty, run!

pskovinsky · 02-02-05, 16:16

So i took to long in going to slovenia, so i don't get to go now.

However, i can visit them next summer when i'm there for the world cup, so thats cool.

I just typed that entire thing while looking at some chick i was talking to, not the monitor, nor the keyboard.

Go me!

pskovinsky · 02-02-05, 16:17

I do get to go to the Isle of Wight (in the channer between england and london), and to amsterdam, and sleep on couches in both locations.

So thats cool.

pskovinsky · 02-02-05, 16:19

There is a girl here in germany that looked me up on an internet dating site (www.okcupid.com, it's a hilarious one, with lots of crazy amusing tests and stuff).

Only problem, is she is somewhat less then attractive.

Not so good.
Oh well.

pskovinsky · 02-02-05, 16:20

Theres a cute curvy Italian girl here though, but she's leaving tomarrow, which is unfortunet.

However, there is a Very cute australian chick that showed up today, i shall mount an attack :P

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01-19-05, 03:14	#251 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,365	Especialy ones where you live with them still in the dream, and it's all like yay, and then you wake up, and it's all like awww shit __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

01-19-05, 06:04	#253 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,365	Sweetness has the most mini-thread starts/ends, i think i have the longest streak of own-posts... __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

01-19-05, 16:39	#255 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,365	Ivalid command or file name. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

01-19-05, 23:32	#258 (permalink)
Lefty Shared Animosity Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,330	I'd dream I'm with an (ancient history) ex about once a week or soo. But only when I'm not with someone, which is not the case right now. She has two kids to her ex, whom is a plumber. Never liked plumbers, now, can't stand them. Funny how shit like that works...Then again playing in raw sewage doesn't inspire much respect to begin with. Playing in raw sewage then knocking up my favorite ex, thats downright revolting. __________________ In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.

01-19-05, 06:02	#252 (permalink)
life Mycotopiate Join Date: Oct 1971 Posts: 272	i wonder who has the most posts in this thread? whoever it is must be the LLTT&TTE PostWhore.. PostWhore subject to change; not eligible at all locations.

01-19-05, 07:29	#254 (permalink)
~sweetness Guest Posts: n/a	<font color="0000ff">Pffft</font>

01-19-05, 20:35	#256 (permalink)
~dooby Guest Posts: n/a	One must be sure to poon the wazzle. But you must not wazzle the poon. A wazzler of the poon is no good. You must be A * P O O N E R * W A Z Z L E

01-19-05, 21:28	#257 (permalink)
~JT Guest Posts: n/a	i could keep this thread alive forever and you guys would not even have to help, it might help my posting addiction

01-20-05, 04:48	#259 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,365	lol lefty, indeed it is... Some plumbers only do new work, i call them plumbersnobs, as they refuse to get their hands dirty. It's pretty funny though, a few years ago we had to have our septic tank pumped out, so we called the local tank pumping company, and had them send a guy out. While he was draining the sewage with the big hose thing, he was complaining to us that he changed the oil in his car earlier, and got OIL on his shirt, he was very annoyed and disgusted by this. I was amazed... I get drenched in oil and other petrol products daily as an auto mechanic, but i wouldn't do that guys job with someone elses ten foot stick. People are strange. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

01-20-05, 18:10	#260 (permalink)
Lefty Shared Animosity Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,330	Alot of trades try to stick to new work, pretty hard. Things get tight they leap right in to existing buildings. Even in new buildings toilets are used before they are hooked up. A friend of mine often sings to them on site, the basic song is "If I were any dumber, I would have been a plumber" but he goes on to proclaim he'd rather give a hummer than be a plumber & anything else that rhymes. Some of them get upset. I'd rather be in sanitation. Occasionally problems are encountered with plumbers, was shown how to energize pipes & listen for the scream. Thats called trolling for plumbers along the ground fault path. It's most impolite, I rarely resort to that. __________________ In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.

01-20-05, 23:15	#261 (permalink)
~somecallme... Guest Posts: n/a	Woops...it was down to post # 2 on the list!! CANT HAVE THAT!! LOL

01-21-05, 07:38	#262 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,365	hahahha i love calvin and hobbs, one of the, if not the, best cartoon ever.. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

01-22-05, 17:11	#263 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,365	Just for everybodies information, having straight sex with a lesbian works much better in porn then real life. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

01-22-05, 17:15	#264 (permalink)
cutty AKA~ Shaftner Join Date: Dec 1972 Posts: 1,620	__________________ I'd rather be sharin flowers, Then in the pen sharin showers.

01-22-05, 22:17	#265 (permalink)
~dooby Guest Posts: n/a

01-22-05, 23:55	#266 (permalink)
cutty AKA~ Shaftner Join Date: Dec 1972 Posts: 1,620	__________________ I'd rather be sharin flowers, Then in the pen sharin showers.

01-23-05, 12:15	#267 (permalink)
~JT Guest Posts: n/a	LOL

01-23-05, 14:26	#268 (permalink)
cutty AKA~ Shaftner Join Date: Dec 1972 Posts: 1,620	Heres another one for ya... __________________ I'd rather be sharin flowers, Then in the pen sharin showers.

01-23-05, 19:45	#269 (permalink)
~didly Guest Posts: n/a	"People are strange." When you're a stranger The Doors

01-25-05, 00:24	#270 (permalink)
~taoist Guest Posts: n/a	"I beat my dick like it stole my weed." A Friend of Mine Earlier This Evening

01-25-05, 00:51	#271 (permalink)
cutty AKA~ Shaftner Join Date: Dec 1972 Posts: 1,620	__________________ I'd rather be sharin flowers, Then in the pen sharin showers.

01-25-05, 04:35	#272 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,365	So i've been reading a bunch of Tom Clancy books, and that dude really talks up the military, to the point where it's almost sounding like a good idea to me. Unfortunetly, i don't support anything that my country is doing at the moment, so joining the military to serve my country would be helping my country do what i don't approve of. So much for that. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

01-25-05, 04:37	#273 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,365	Drinking games are highly amusing. We played one last night where you draw cards, and different cards mean different things. I'll try to steal the rules sheet so that i can post it. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

01-25-05, 04:41	#274 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,365	It's all snowy and icy outside, snow is very pretty, i don't usually get to see it, as i live in an area where it's snowed three times in my entire life. It's tricky walking around though, theres a 1/4-1 inch layer of icy/melted/frozen snow. wheeeeee :P __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

01-25-05, 04:44	#275 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,365	haahahahahha i'm famous around the hostel for having sex with a lesbian. This dude from chili, who wasn't here at the time, has heard about it. hahaha. Go me. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

01-25-05, 04:48	#276 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,365	Post whoooooooooooooooooooooore! Hmm, i need one more interesting post here. This hostel is turning into quite the sex hotspot, first there was the lesbian and I, then last night there were a couple of chicks from wisconsin, and a couple of english dudes (the english dudes have no connection aside from both being english). It was sort of unfortunet though, i was after one of the two girls, and was doing a decent job of it (aside from suggesting that she come back to the hostel with the lesbian and i, she didn't think much of that), but the english dude is better at this sort of thing then i am (i have no short term game, none, at all :P), and trumped me. It's ok though, she's leaving today anyway. It was fairly amusing though, to come home from the bar and hear "moan moan moan moan" from the girls room :P __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

01-25-05, 12:06	#277 (permalink)
Lefty Shared Animosity Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,330	Clancy actually sits on the N.S.A. How he knows & gets away with revealing as much as he does probably has something to do with that. I feel he gets too technical, kinda drags the story down. His ex-wife sued the shit out of him because they had a project going (forget what, a game or something) & he stopped all publicity when they split. He has an amazing house in Maryland, can't get within like half a mile without him knowing height, weight, and if you have anything in your hands. __________________ In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.

01-25-05, 12:08	#278 (permalink)
Lefty Shared Animosity Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,330	Okay Doob, the bottom of the Hustler cartoon got cut off. Whats he saying? __________________ In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.

01-26-05, 05:30	#279 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,365	buncha fricken slackers around here, i post all those different possible things to comment on, and nobody posts for an entire day!? __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

01-26-05, 10:04	#280 (permalink)
~taoist Guest Posts: n/a	I ain't tryin' to compete with your sexpit stories, dude, I got nothing on you...

01-26-05, 11:30	#281 (permalink)
Lefty Shared Animosity Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,330	So, if she was not heterosexual, and you convince her to ride the sausage, do you in effect steal her lesbianism? __________________ In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.

01-26-05, 14:54	#282 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,365	Ohhhh great porn movie name. Grand Theft Lesbian(ism) :P Don't try and beat 'em then, just say something, doesn't have to be anything about mine... __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

01-26-05, 16:11	#283 (permalink)
~JT Guest Posts: n/a	bizump

01-27-05, 14:33	#284 (permalink)
Lefty Shared Animosity Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,330	Soo I was wiping it off on the maid, when a moose ran in through the kitchen door __________________ In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.