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02-02-05, 20:38
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<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font> However, there is a Very cute australian chick that showed up today, i shall mount <!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote> YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Pretty straight forward way of putting it.
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02-02-05, 21:53
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| <<<< wishes he was in Slovenia, hides in bushes, peeping anxiously...
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02-04-05, 17:39
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<font color="0000ff">See <u>this</u> thread regarding girth.</font>
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02-04-05, 18:24
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I gathered what the thread is about, i was just looking for an excuse to help bump it back to number one. In other news I finally got around to mounting one of those "Buddy Christ" dashboard figures from the movie Dogma to an old basketball trophy that I have on my desk at work....so...what line of biz are all you folks in? <--- mortgage industry guy |
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02-04-05, 21:15
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One has to enjoy what one does for a living, and I am a professional. Sweetness hooked me up with it, talk to her. SHE'S DA BOMB!!!!!!!! Tell her Mojo sent you, she'll know what's up.
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02-05-05, 11:28
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So, like, yeah, and stuff. I think i'm coming home early from berlin, it sounds like a good idea, and if i do i should arrive back in my home country with still positive dollers, instead of debt. YAY for positive dollers!
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02-07-05, 06:48
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So i did an interesting sociological experiment last night. Normaly speaking, i'm a fairly nice considerate person. Also normaly speaking, i have NO short term game at all.
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02-07-05, 06:50
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Yesterday, a couple of american girls showed up, that were fairly annoying, fairly dumb, and fairly boring to actually talk to. Not to mention they like terrible terrible music, and were HORRIFIED to find out that Thorston the hostel worker dude and i are both Metal types. i mean HORRIFIED. It was really quite amusing.
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02-07-05, 06:53
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In usual chick style, there was a "Hot one" and a "Not so hot one", the hot one has a face that reminds me very much of Ember the pornstar(nice face), but is fairly overweight (strangely, her face doesn't reflect that). The other one has a Meh sort of face, Meh sort of hair, and is somewhat thinner. eeeeexcept for the beer belly, always an attractive trait.
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02-07-05, 07:08
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The first effects were that the Blonde("hot" one) though i was hilarious, as i was directing my scorn towards the other ones music choices. The other one (henceforth #2) didn't like that much, and publicly stated that i was a "Bad Person", and that laid down the classic overused line "Oh, i had loud noise and music confused there for a minute" about my Metal music. I said something about being origional, and moved on. Next the Blonde(henceforth #1) got my attention, somehow, i don't remember how(this was after a couple of "absinth"(i call bullshit) shots and some vodka), i think she put some of her music on from her Ipod. It was terrible, i told her so. #2 said something about me not respecting women. I got offended, and made claims that i really do, but... Luckely #1 distracted me before i finished that sentance, i don't think it was going anywhere good. (like i said, many drinks, i was feeling very Metal) As things progressed, #1 stated "I really don't like you", to which i laughed and said something, i don't remember what. The intersting part however, was that after another hour of this (and the rest of the "absinth" bottle, i had four shots of it, i was in class form), #2 started to take quite a liking to me. She didn't say as much, obviously, but she spend vastly more time looking at and talking to me, and couldn't let go of me. Except when i shook her off so she couldn't see my cards (we were playing cards the entire time). I found that interesting. I probably could have gotten laid off being Metal, but to be honest i didn't really feel like being #13 in her 20 year life. #1 steered the conversation in that direction at one point, and both of them were amazed to hear that Thorston(28) had slept with 5 people, and i had only slept with two. They didn't believe us at first, but eventually they did. They had to, it's true. Then it came out... #1(21) had slept with 14 and #2(20) with 12. That didn't exactly make me want to Join the Club, so to speak :P Eventually after that i made #2 finish my drink for me, and went to sleep. Anyway, i was amazed that being Metal could have gotten me laid, despite the fact that the girls were both as anti-metal as it gets. Girls are weird.
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02-08-05, 10:03
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIII IIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! !!
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02-08-05, 11:20
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whoawhoawhoawhoa, best since punchout!? Thats hiiiigh praise... That damn ruled, i played so much of it... Did you ever try the Power Glove? Didn't work for shit, but it was pretty entertaining :P
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02-08-05, 19:15
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Pskov, always avoid the "how many have you fucked" topic until after. As you found out, you won't want to do it. Most people lie like hell about it anyway. I can't remember, to be honest, so that makes it impossible for me to lie about it  Younger people seem to actually jack up the # so they don't seem inexperienced/not worth doing. Older, especially females, reduce so as not to seem like a banged out slag. Ever throw a hotdog up a hallway? With only 2 probably not. Wait until you drag some middle age, seemingly nice lady to bed & find a BIG suprise. Practice having sex with the cannister of a 5 hp. wet/dry vac to get ready for the experience.
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02-08-05, 19:26
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hahahhaha lefty, good description :P No, so far i've had my 3year now ex gf, i was her second, and i'm substantialy larger then her first. Aaaaand the lesbian virgin. So fucked-out isn't a problem i've run into yet :P
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02-08-05, 19:45
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Damn, I was trying to get back to this faster. Just jaded right now, got a hearing for His & Her restraining orders in the morning. Sorry, man.  I only had it happen (badly) once, she was young so it was a shock. Those Dead shows were quite a trip in several ways. But I'll leave you with a passage from one of my favorite songs "...be your only, yes, your one and only, yes, is that the way that she starts, I know it is..." (Message edited by lefty on February 09, 2005)
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02-08-05, 21:14
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I made that mistake, too. Well I can say it wasn't a mistake, don't ever think I'll feel it was. But it shall be a damn long time before I do it again.
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02-12-05, 20:50
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<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font> hahahah it's dooby!<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote> Exactly what I thought!!! 
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02-12-05, 23:00
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Can't love 'em that much, not even ES's. Diphenhydramine (Benadryl) for the itch, bro!
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