The longest lasting TT&T topic ever. - Page 7

pskovinsky · 02-02-05, 16:22

Wohoo, 301 posts in this thread!

It's HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!

Lefty · 02-02-05, 20:38

<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!>quote:

However, there is a Very cute australian chick that showed up today, i shall mount <!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Pretty straight forward way of putting it.

Lefty · 02-02-05, 21:53

<<<< wishes he was in Slovenia, hides in bushes, peeping anxiously...

02-03-05, 00:47

Penis licking panty dropping ho's at 35'th and 22nd.

02-04-05, 15:25

This is a pretty long thread...what's it about?

02-04-05, 15:32

length

02-04-05, 15:38

Ah, just like everything else in the world..."Size matters"...or rather, "Length Matters"

pskovinsky · 02-04-05, 17:23

heh, girth matters more then length, according to my informal surveys on the matter.

02-04-05, 17:39

See this thread regarding girth.

pskovinsky · 02-04-05, 18:05

lol sweetness

02-04-05, 18:10

Pretty long?

Pretty long?!!!

Read the title: LONGEST.

And it's about nothing.

WE BELIEVE IN NOTHING!!!

02-04-05, 18:24

I gathered what the thread is about, i was just looking for an excuse to help bump it back to number one. In other news I finally got around to mounting one of those "Buddy Christ" dashboard figures from the movie Dogma to an old basketball trophy that I have on my desk at work....so...what line of biz are all you folks in?
<--- mortgage industry guy

Lefty · 02-04-05, 18:56

See my profile...

02-04-05, 19:11

I could see killing for fun...
I could even see killing for profit...
But killing for fun AND profit? Now the situations where you get to kill for both fun AND profit don't crop up every day.

Lefty · 02-04-05, 21:15

One has to enjoy what one does for a living, and I am a professional. Sweetness hooked me up with it, talk to her. SHE'S DA BOMB!!!!!!!! Tell her Mojo sent you, she'll know what's up.

02-04-05, 23:56

Waste Management -

http://www.e-warsaw.pl/inwestycje/smieci.htm

pskovinsky · 02-05-05, 05:17

This thread is waste management.

The longest waste management EVER!

02-05-05, 09:35

"Hey janitor!"
"Hey scientist!"

pskovinsky · 02-05-05, 11:28

So, like, yeah, and stuff.

I think i'm coming home early from berlin, it sounds like a good idea, and if i do i should arrive back in my home country with still positive dollers, instead of debt.

YAY for positive dollers!

02-05-05, 22:31

POSITIVE

02-05-05, 23:20

<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!>quote:

think i'm coming home early from berlin<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

I remember Berlin, it was rainy and freezing the whole time I was there. What fun! Drink a stein for me!

pskovinsky · 02-07-05, 06:47

Man, you bitches be slackin, time for another Pskovspamfest!

WOOOOOO!

pskovinsky · 02-07-05, 06:48

So i did an interesting sociological experiment last night.

Normaly speaking, i'm a fairly nice considerate person.

Also normaly speaking, i have NO short term game at all.

pskovinsky · 02-07-05, 06:50

Yesterday, a couple of american girls showed up, that were fairly annoying, fairly dumb, and fairly boring to actually talk to.

Not to mention they like terrible terrible music, and were HORRIFIED to find out that Thorston the hostel worker dude and i are both Metal types.
i mean HORRIFIED. It was really quite amusing.

pskovinsky · 02-07-05, 06:51

So i though, lets try being a brash opinionated asshole for a change, and see what happens.

pskovinsky · 02-07-05, 06:53

In usual chick style, there was a "Hot one" and a "Not so hot one", the hot one has a face that reminds me very much of Ember the pornstar(nice face), but is fairly overweight (strangely, her face doesn't reflect that).
The other one has a Meh sort of face, Meh sort of hair, and is somewhat thinner.
eeeeexcept for the beer belly, always an attractive trait.

pskovinsky · 02-07-05, 07:08

The first effects were that the Blonde("hot" one) though i was hilarious, as i was directing my scorn towards the other ones music choices.
The other one (henceforth #2) didn't like that much, and publicly stated that i was a "Bad Person", and that laid down the classic overused line "Oh, i had loud noise and music confused there for a minute" about my Metal music.
I said something about being origional, and moved on.

Next the Blonde(henceforth #1) got my attention, somehow, i don't remember how(this was after a couple of "absinth"(i call bullshit) shots and some vodka), i think she put some of her music on from her Ipod.
It was terrible, i told her so.
#2 said something about me not respecting women.
I got offended, and made claims that i really do, but...
Luckely #1 distracted me before i finished that sentance, i don't think it was going anywhere good. (like i said, many drinks, i was feeling very Metal)

As things progressed, #1 stated "I really don't like you", to which i laughed and said something, i don't remember what.

The intersting part however, was that after another hour of this (and the rest of the "absinth" bottle, i had four shots of it, i was in class form), #2 started to take quite a liking to me.
She didn't say as much, obviously, but she spend vastly more time looking at and talking to me, and couldn't let go of me.
Except when i shook her off so she couldn't see my cards (we were playing cards the entire time).
I found that interesting.
I probably could have gotten laid off being Metal, but to be honest i didn't really feel like being #13 in her 20 year life.
#1 steered the conversation in that direction at one point, and both of them were amazed to hear that Thorston(28) had slept with 5 people, and i had only slept with two.
They didn't believe us at first, but eventually they did.
They had to, it's true.
Then it came out...
#1(21) had slept with 14
and #2(20) with 12.

That didn't exactly make me want to Join the Club, so to speak :P

Eventually after that i made #2 finish my drink for me, and went to sleep.

Anyway, i was amazed that being Metal could have gotten me laid, despite the fact that the girls were both as anti-metal as it gets.
Girls are weird.

pskovinsky · 02-07-05, 07:18

This thread has more posts then any of the trash archives...

cleanjar · 02-07-05, 19:56

This thread has more posts then any of the trash archives...

oh you bet yur booty it does,,

02-07-05, 20:07

/me looks around for the booty

02-07-05, 21:21

chooch

pskovinsky · 02-07-05, 21:34

HERTHA!
HERTHA!!
HERTHA BSC!!

Who knows what i'm talking about? :P

02-08-05, 03:21

http://mycotopia.net/discus/messages/4/170473.html ?1099880818

Lefty · 02-08-05, 10:03

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIII IIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! !!

02-08-05, 10:40

My girlfriend got me Rocky Legends on XBOX for Christmas...oh man, I can't put the shit down - best fighting game since Mike Tyson's Punchout!

pskovinsky · 02-08-05, 11:20

whoawhoawhoawhoa, best since punchout!?

Thats hiiiigh praise...

That damn ruled, i played so much of it...
Did you ever try the Power Glove?
Didn't work for shit, but it was pretty entertaining :P

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02-02-05, 16:22	#301 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	Wohoo, 301 posts in this thread! It's HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE! __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

02-02-05, 20:38	#302 (permalink)
Lefty Resident Evil Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,025	<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font> However, there is a Very cute australian chick that showed up today, i shall mount <!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote> YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Pretty straight forward way of putting it. __________________ Blood crystalized to sand And now I hope you'll understand

02-02-05, 21:53	#303 (permalink)
Lefty Resident Evil Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,025	<<<< wishes he was in Slovenia, hides in bushes, peeping anxiously... __________________ Blood crystalized to sand And now I hope you'll understand

02-04-05, 17:23	#308 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	heh, girth matters more then length, according to my informal surveys on the matter. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

02-03-05, 00:47	#304 (permalink)
~dooby Guest Posts: n/a	Penis licking panty dropping ho's at 35'th and 22nd.

02-04-05, 15:25	#305 (permalink)
~the Guest Posts: n/a	This is a pretty long thread...what's it about?

02-04-05, 15:32	#306 (permalink)
~vrooota! Guest Posts: n/a	length

02-04-05, 15:38	#307 (permalink)
~the Guest Posts: n/a	Ah, just like everything else in the world..."Size matters"...or rather, "Length Matters"

02-04-05, 17:39	#309 (permalink)
~sweetness Guest Posts: n/a	<font color="0000ff">See <u>this</u> thread regarding girth.</font>

02-04-05, 18:05	#310 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	lol sweetness __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

02-04-05, 18:10	#311 (permalink)
~taoist Guest Posts: n/a	Pretty long? Pretty long?!!! Read the title: LONGEST. And it's about nothing. WE BELIEVE IN NOTHING!!!

02-04-05, 18:24	#312 (permalink)
~the Guest Posts: n/a	I gathered what the thread is about, i was just looking for an excuse to help bump it back to number one. In other news I finally got around to mounting one of those "Buddy Christ" dashboard figures from the movie Dogma to an old basketball trophy that I have on my desk at work....so...what line of biz are all you folks in? <--- mortgage industry guy

02-04-05, 18:56	#313 (permalink)
Lefty Resident Evil Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,025	See my profile... __________________ Blood crystalized to sand And now I hope you'll understand

02-04-05, 19:11	#314 (permalink)
~the Guest Posts: n/a	I could see killing for fun... I could even see killing for profit... But killing for fun AND profit? Now the situations where you get to kill for both fun AND profit don't crop up every day.

02-04-05, 21:15	#315 (permalink)
Lefty Resident Evil Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,025	One has to enjoy what one does for a living, and I am a professional. Sweetness hooked me up with it, talk to her. SHE'S DA BOMB!!!!!!!! Tell her Mojo sent you, she'll know what's up. __________________ Blood crystalized to sand And now I hope you'll understand

02-04-05, 23:56	#316 (permalink)
~dooby Guest Posts: n/a	Waste Management - http://www.e-warsaw.pl/inwestycje/smieci.htm

02-05-05, 05:17	#317 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	This thread is waste management. The longest waste management EVER! __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

02-05-05, 09:35	#318 (permalink)
~taoist Guest Posts: n/a	"Hey janitor!" "Hey scientist!"

02-05-05, 11:28	#319 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	So, like, yeah, and stuff. I think i'm coming home early from berlin, it sounds like a good idea, and if i do i should arrive back in my home country with still positive dollers, instead of debt. YAY for positive dollers! __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

02-05-05, 22:31	#320 (permalink)
~dooby Guest Posts: n/a	POSITIVE

02-05-05, 23:20	#321 (permalink)
~suckerfree Guest Posts: n/a	<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font> think i'm coming home early from berlin<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote> I remember Berlin, it was rainy and freezing the whole time I was there. What fun! Drink a stein for me!

02-07-05, 06:47	#322 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	Man, you bitches be slackin, time for another Pskovspamfest! WOOOOOO! __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you. Last edited by pskovinsky : 05-02-06 at 23:10.

02-07-05, 06:48	#323 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	So i did an interesting sociological experiment last night. Normaly speaking, i'm a fairly nice considerate person. Also normaly speaking, i have NO short term game at all. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

02-07-05, 06:50	#324 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	Yesterday, a couple of american girls showed up, that were fairly annoying, fairly dumb, and fairly boring to actually talk to. Not to mention they like terrible terrible music, and were HORRIFIED to find out that Thorston the hostel worker dude and i are both Metal types. i mean HORRIFIED. It was really quite amusing. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

02-07-05, 06:51	#325 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	So i though, lets try being a brash opinionated asshole for a change, and see what happens. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

02-07-05, 06:53	#326 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	In usual chick style, there was a "Hot one" and a "Not so hot one", the hot one has a face that reminds me very much of Ember the pornstar(nice face), but is fairly overweight (strangely, her face doesn't reflect that). The other one has a Meh sort of face, Meh sort of hair, and is somewhat thinner. eeeeexcept for the beer belly, always an attractive trait. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

02-07-05, 07:08	#327 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	The first effects were that the Blonde("hot" one) though i was hilarious, as i was directing my scorn towards the other ones music choices. The other one (henceforth #2) didn't like that much, and publicly stated that i was a "Bad Person", and that laid down the classic overused line "Oh, i had loud noise and music confused there for a minute" about my Metal music. I said something about being origional, and moved on. Next the Blonde(henceforth #1) got my attention, somehow, i don't remember how(this was after a couple of "absinth"(i call bullshit) shots and some vodka), i think she put some of her music on from her Ipod. It was terrible, i told her so. #2 said something about me not respecting women. I got offended, and made claims that i really do, but... Luckely #1 distracted me before i finished that sentance, i don't think it was going anywhere good. (like i said, many drinks, i was feeling very Metal) As things progressed, #1 stated "I really don't like you", to which i laughed and said something, i don't remember what. The intersting part however, was that after another hour of this (and the rest of the "absinth" bottle, i had four shots of it, i was in class form), #2 started to take quite a liking to me. She didn't say as much, obviously, but she spend vastly more time looking at and talking to me, and couldn't let go of me. Except when i shook her off so she couldn't see my cards (we were playing cards the entire time). I found that interesting. I probably could have gotten laid off being Metal, but to be honest i didn't really feel like being #13 in her 20 year life. #1 steered the conversation in that direction at one point, and both of them were amazed to hear that Thorston(28) had slept with 5 people, and i had only slept with two. They didn't believe us at first, but eventually they did. They had to, it's true. Then it came out... #1(21) had slept with 14 and #2(20) with 12. That didn't exactly make me want to Join the Club, so to speak :P Eventually after that i made #2 finish my drink for me, and went to sleep. Anyway, i was amazed that being Metal could have gotten me laid, despite the fact that the girls were both as anti-metal as it gets. Girls are weird. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

02-07-05, 07:18	#328 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	This thread has more posts then any of the trash archives... __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

02-07-05, 19:56	#329 (permalink)
cleanjar Mycotopiate Join Date: Sep 1971 Posts: 1,037	This thread has more posts then any of the trash archives... oh you bet yur booty it does,,

02-07-05, 20:07	#330 (permalink)
~dooby Guest Posts: n/a	/me looks around for the booty

02-07-05, 21:21	#331 (permalink)
~busst Guest Posts: n/a	chooch

02-07-05, 21:34	#332 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,359	HERTHA! HERTHA!! HERTHA BSC!! Who knows what i'm talking about? :P __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

02-08-05, 03:21	#333 (permalink)
~jeklhyd Guest Posts: n/a	http://mycotopia.net/discus/messages/4/170473.html ?1099880818

02-08-05, 10:03	#334 (permalink)
Lefty Resident Evil Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,025	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIII IIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! !! __________________ Blood crystalized to sand And now I hope you'll understand