I'd like to pork that Alice chick in the upper right hand corner of the site

Stein · 12-27-06, 11:08

She's like innocent seductive eye candy.

The cooter probably smells of roses.

elijah36608 · 12-27-06, 11:39

Haven't heard the oh so tactful word cooter in long time. Hell I grew up in South Alabama and I didn't even hear it much then. Whatever you do please dont post a response in the BNL.We want our girls to keep posting. Happy Holidays.

Stein · 12-27-06, 12:17

Hey, thanks for the Happy Holidays

and same to you. Don't worry, I'll stay of there for you.

And for the record, 'Cooter', is perhaps the most accepted term in these parts. So please, don't tell me about how you rarely hear it.

llamabox · 12-27-06, 12:50

Haha...

Drop in to chat sometime and meet a few odd cooters.

Hippie3 · 12-27-06, 16:00

of the many names possible from which to choose
'cooter' is one of the less offensive.
i, too, would love to lay alice down.

dial8 · 12-27-06, 16:02

Yeah cooter is actually kind of cute. It is the other "c" word that gets em.

TheJackal · 12-27-06, 16:06

There was nuthin enjoyed more than a hooter, cooter, or puter shooter at my bachelor party!

roc · 12-27-06, 18:22

She's all mine boy's!
Hip has enslaved her to me...

alounacara · 12-27-06, 20:09

Saying cooter sucks
Saying Nay Nay has a ring of class to it

My what a beautifull cooter you have sounds harsh
My what a beautifull Nay Nay you have sounds kinda seductive
Nay Nay rolls off the lips easier when you are nervous also

roc · 12-27-06, 20:20

I still prefer McMuffin...

Lazlo · 12-27-06, 20:25

Baaahaaaaaaa!

Lazlo · 12-27-06, 20:28

I'd bet that good, crisp creek or stream water's another fine alternative also. Like water comming down from the mountains.

alounacara · 12-27-06, 20:32

Thats a nice muffin
fuck i need to get laid

Stein · 12-27-06, 20:35

I can see her avacado

Lazlo · 12-27-06, 20:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazlo

I'd bet that good, crisp creek or stream water's another fine alternative also. Like water comming down from the mountains.

Doh! Wrong thread. Sheesh.

Stein · 12-27-06, 20:41

get it together lazlo, geez way to jump the shark

alounacara · 12-27-06, 20:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazlo

Doh! Wrong thread. Sheesh.

I was wondering if you dipped to far in the stash bucket

Mortandello · 12-27-06, 21:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stein

She's like innocent seductive eye candy.

The cooter probably smells of roses.

there are no pants, but i think they are big and smells LAVANDA.

Lazlo · 12-27-06, 23:03

I have no clue how the hell I did that. lol

alounacara · 12-27-06, 23:10

We understand we have been there before

12-27-06, 23:23

*rolls eyes*

Lazlo · 12-27-06, 23:59

Heh! That manover reminds me of my ecstasy days.

alounacara · 12-28-06, 06:44

*good times indeed

Mortandello · 12-28-06, 17:02

i dont know wtf pork is , but since i read that on this thread, i am felling a strange force telling me - PORK that girl, that other tooo, that fattie too.. nao i am very confused.. what pork is supoossed to means?

TheJackal · 12-28-06, 19:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortandello

i dont know wtf pork is , but since i read that on this thread, i am felling a strange force telling me - PORK that girl, that other tooo, that fattie too.. nao i am very confused.. what pork is supoossed to means?

It's the other white meat

Hippie3 · 12-28-06, 20:07

it's slang for fuck.

mycobsession · 12-28-06, 22:23

shroom_seeker · 12-29-06, 00:04

I bet that Alice chick has a british accent.

Mortandello · 12-29-06, 07:21

so my thoughts where correct.
thanks Hippie...

Hippie3 · 12-29-06, 08:56

to be more specific
pork is a 'euphemism' for fuck.

reverend trips · 12-29-06, 09:07

Works great on the ladies too!

Hey baby...wanna pork?

Works every time!

dial8 · 12-29-06, 12:13

Yeah, works about as well as asking her if whe wants a hot beef injection.

Frankie · 12-29-06, 12:48

"Hey Baby, Wanna ride the bolaney pony?" Isnt real effective either.

alounacara · 12-29-06, 20:36

Hey babe "you outta consider being my fuck buddy tonight" never goes over very well unless you are Brad Pitt

roc · 12-29-06, 20:42

I thought it was what two pigs do to make more pork?

eastwood · 09-21-08, 20:41

I hope Alice dont run off with the board change.

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12-27-06, 11:08	#1 (permalink)
Stein Mycophiliac Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6	I'd like to pork that Alice chick in the upper right hand corner of the site She's like innocent seductive eye candy. The cooter probably smells of roses.

12-27-06, 11:39	#2 (permalink)
elijah36608 Mycophiliac Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 70	Intreresting way to introduce yourself. Haven't heard the oh so tactful word cooter in long time. Hell I grew up in South Alabama and I didn't even hear it much then. Whatever you do please dont post a response in the BNL.We want our girls to keep posting. Happy Holidays. __________________ Through a haze of bewilderment I heard the voices of my head singing in an unknown harmony of insignifigance.

12-27-06, 12:50	#4 (permalink)
llamabox Researcher Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,311	Haha... Drop in to chat sometime and meet a few odd cooters. __________________ By, Rocketman "Well since you asked....."

12-27-06, 16:00	#5 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,266	of the many names possible from which to choose 'cooter' is one of the less offensive. i, too, would love to lay alice down. __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

12-27-06, 12:17	#3 (permalink)
Stein Mycophiliac Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6	Hey, thanks for the Happy Holidays and same to you. Don't worry, I'll stay of there for you. And for the record, 'Cooter', is perhaps the most accepted term in these parts. So please, don't tell me about how you rarely hear it.

12-27-06, 16:02	#6 (permalink)
dial8 fornic8 Join Date: Jun 1976 Posts: 4,070	Yeah cooter is actually kind of cute. It is the other "c" word that gets em.

12-27-06, 16:06	#7 (permalink)
TheJackal Cunning Linguist Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 688	There was nuthin enjoyed more than a hooter, cooter, or puter shooter at my bachelor party!

12-27-06, 18:22	#8 (permalink)
roc Old Man Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 4,296	She's all mine boy's! Hip has enslaved her to me... __________________ ubuntu! Member of Native Geekaho Tribe. "Think for yourself and question authority"

12-27-06, 20:09	#9 (permalink)
alounacara Picktish Texas Style... Join Date: Jan 1972 Posts: 2,396	Saying cooter sucks Saying Nay Nay has a ring of class to it My what a beautifull cooter you have sounds harsh My what a beautifull Nay Nay you have sounds kinda seductive Nay Nay rolls off the lips easier when you are nervous also __________________ Dont take a tone with me * So hard to please WDYWFM? Please do not be the "`Stupes"

12-27-06, 20:20	#10 (permalink)
roc Old Man Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 4,296	I still prefer McMuffin... Attached Thumbnails __________________ ubuntu! Member of Native Geekaho Tribe. "Think for yourself and question authority"

12-27-06, 20:25	#11 (permalink)
Lazlo old hand Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 7,591	Baaahaaaaaaa! __________________ How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your MEAT?

12-27-06, 20:28	#12 (permalink)
Lazlo old hand Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 7,591	I'd bet that good, crisp creek or stream water's another fine alternative also. Like water comming down from the mountains. __________________ How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your MEAT?

12-27-06, 20:32	#13 (permalink)
alounacara Picktish Texas Style... Join Date: Jan 1972 Posts: 2,396	Thats a nice muffin fuck i need to get laid __________________ Dont take a tone with me * So hard to please WDYWFM? Please do not be the "`Stupes"

12-27-06, 20:35	#14 (permalink)
Stein Mycophiliac Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6	I can see her avacado

12-27-06, 23:23	#21 (permalink)
~Transition Force Guest Posts: n/a	rolls eyes

12-27-06, 20:41	#16 (permalink)
Stein Mycophiliac Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6	get it together lazlo, geez way to jump the shark

12-27-06, 23:03	#19 (permalink)
Lazlo old hand Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 7,591	I have no clue how the hell I did that. lol __________________ How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your MEAT?

12-27-06, 23:10	#20 (permalink)
alounacara Picktish Texas Style... Join Date: Jan 1972 Posts: 2,396	We understand we have been there before __________________ Dont take a tone with me * So hard to please WDYWFM? Please do not be the "`Stupes"

12-27-06, 23:59	#22 (permalink)
Lazlo old hand Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 7,591	Heh! That manover reminds me of my ecstasy days. Attached Thumbnails __________________ How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your MEAT?

12-28-06, 06:44	#23 (permalink)
alounacara Picktish Texas Style... Join Date: Jan 1972 Posts: 2,396	good times indeed __________________ Dont take a tone with me So hard to please WDYWFM? Please do not be the "`Stupes"

12-28-06, 17:02	#24 (permalink)
Mortandello Brazilian Mush Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 279	i dont know wtf pork is , but since i read that on this thread, i am felling a strange force telling me - PORK that girl, that other tooo, that fattie too.. nao i am very confused.. what pork is supoossed to means?

12-28-06, 20:07	#26 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,266	it's slang for fuck. __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

12-28-06, 22:23	#27 (permalink)
mycobsession Mycophiliac Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 64	1 Attached Thumbnails

12-29-06, 00:04	#28 (permalink)
shroom_seeker still seeking.. Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,259	I bet that Alice chick has a british accent.

12-29-06, 07:21	#29 (permalink)
Mortandello Brazilian Mush Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 279	so my thoughts where correct. thanks Hippie...

12-29-06, 08:56	#30 (permalink)
Hippie3 DUNG DEALER Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43,266	to be more specific pork is a 'euphemism' for fuck. __________________ visit dial-a-hippie .

12-29-06, 09:07	#31 (permalink)
reverend trips Former Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,366	Works great on the ladies too! Hey baby...wanna pork? Works every time!

12-29-06, 12:13	#32 (permalink)
dial8 fornic8 Join Date: Jun 1976 Posts: 4,070	Yeah, works about as well as asking her if whe wants a hot beef injection.

12-29-06, 12:48	#33 (permalink)
Frankie Mycotopiate Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 211	"Hey Baby, Wanna ride the bolaney pony?" Isnt real effective either. __________________ Blessed Be

12-29-06, 20:36	#34 (permalink)
alounacara Picktish Texas Style... Join Date: Jan 1972 Posts: 2,396	Hey babe "you outta consider being my fuck buddy tonight" never goes over very well unless you are Brad Pitt __________________ Dont take a tone with me * So hard to please WDYWFM? Please do not be the "`Stupes"

12-29-06, 20:42	#35 (permalink)
roc Old Man Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 4,296	I thought it was what two pigs do to make more pork? __________________ ubuntu! Member of Native Geekaho Tribe. "Think for yourself and question authority"

09-21-08, 20:41	#36 (permalink)
eastwood Mycotopiate Join Date: Jul 1972 Posts: 2,916	I hope Alice dont run off with the board change.

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