Picking up Guys ~ For the Ladies

troutlips · 03-16-05, 12:01

I think you'd have a hard time picking me up. I weigh 250lbs.!!!!

Sweetness · 03-16-05, 12:02

Ha

Ha

03-16-05, 12:08

I don't think so, but I never tried, LOL... I think a few may have tried to pick me up, but I don't swing that way...

Lefty · 03-16-05, 15:55

Getting picked up isn't soooo bad, but I hate it when they press charges. Ohhhh, you meant the girl picking...Well, thats happened. Put the cuffs on real tight, too.

the_other_chap · 03-16-05, 17:21

Doesn't take much trying to pick me up.

destroy_erase_improve · 03-16-05, 19:23

are they lifting with their legs or backs?
dont want anyone getting hurt

shedthemonkey · 03-16-05, 21:21

Funny sweetness!! That is a great topic!!

Reminds me of the joke about the two little kids. The little boy pulls down his pants and says, "I'm better than you cuz I have one of these!" The little girl pulls down her pants and says, "Well, I have one of these, and my momma says with one of these I can get one of those any time I want!"

LOL

destroy_erase_improve · 03-16-05, 22:33

lmao

Sweetness · 03-17-05, 07:47

Beast · 03-18-05, 05:40

I would love for a chick to try and pick me up, but only if I wanted to pick her up first....

03-18-05, 08:14

It helps to be really mean to them and pretend you have no job, no car, no house, and just got out of jail. They'll be all over you then.

phalanx · 03-18-05, 14:58

All women have to do is look pretty and stand around somewhere public.

Lefty · 03-18-05, 19:14

Your correct as usual, Mr. Rabbit, but you forgot drunk! Meet the damnest people that way...

03-18-05, 19:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by lefty

Getting picked up isn't soooo bad, but I hate it when they press charges. Ohhhh, you meant the girl picking...Well, thats happened. Put the cuffs on real tight, too.

lmao i love it . i take it your love is stronger then any restraining order huh .

nicholas · 03-18-05, 22:03

Picking up guys is easy, just ask 'em if they'd like a romp in the sack....now picking up the right kind of guy? Very tough.

mushit · 03-19-05, 00:06

I'm the right guy....Really.... I am...........

~Hippie3 · 03-20-05, 07:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by phalanx

All women have to do is look pretty and stand around somewhere public.

hell,
all they really need to do is
stand still long enough....

03-21-05, 15:56

even the ugly ones get laid...

Vettiver · 03-21-05, 18:02

im laughing my ass off. you guys are the bomb

Omeo · 11-09-05, 15:36

"Suck his dick, fix him a sandwich, and don't talk so much."-Dave Chappelle

spacecowboy · 11-10-05, 20:42

.... unless its at the Bunny Ranch

mwillis71 · 11-10-05, 21:10

Dave Chapelle is a god dang genious! just don't tell my wife I said that!

Frankie · 12-04-05, 17:00

The problem is that they are just so damn subtle that I didn't realize I was being picked up till I was married for six years.

But I figured Id try for sex

and got the same response

panic · 12-24-05, 16:32

damn.....only fat chicks ever picked me up......

shedthemonkey · 02-09-06, 20:15

Quick...what does a Blonde put behind her ears to attract a guy's attention?

Her Ankles!!!

Stenciler · 02-12-06, 19:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippie3

hell,
all they really need to do is
stand still long enough....

point is, their standards are usually wa-ay too high... (except

)
most of my gf's turn up with mental probs they didn't know they had.
....or maybe that's "my fault" cuz I tell 'em.

pskovinsky · 02-13-06, 01:53

Heres a quick tip, if you found out that a girl took a baseball bat to one of her moms boyfriends when she was fifteen, run.

Stenciler · 02-13-06, 07:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by pskovinsky

Heres a quick tip, if you found out that a girl took a baseball bat to one of her moms boyfriends when she was fifteen, run.

lol. nah, she's on probation now. she wouldn't do it again...

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03-16-05, 11:49	#1 (permalink)
Sweetness Mycotopiate Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 330	Picking up Guys ~ For the Ladies

03-16-05, 15:55	#5 (permalink)
Lefty Arrogant Asshole Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,377	Getting picked up isn't soooo bad, but I hate it when they press charges. Ohhhh, you meant the girl picking...Well, thats happened. Put the cuffs on real tight, too. __________________ Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

03-16-05, 17:21	#6 (permalink)
the_other_chap Pilot of the Future Join Date: Apr 1970 Posts: 847	Doesn't take much trying to pick me up. __________________ Things get too straight, I can't bear it. I feel stuck, stuck on a pin.

03-16-05, 19:23	#7 (permalink)
destroy_erase_improve Mycotopiate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,172	are they lifting with their legs or backs? dont want anyone getting hurt __________________ Destroy Erase Improve

03-16-05, 12:01	#2 (permalink)
troutlips Moderator Join Date: Jun 1972 Posts: 1,418	I think you'd have a hard time picking me up. I weigh 250lbs.!!!!

03-16-05, 12:02	#3 (permalink)
Sweetness Mycotopiate Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 330	Ha Ha

03-16-05, 12:08	#4 (permalink)
~pissybee Guest Posts: n/a	I don't think so, but I never tried, LOL... I think a few may have tried to pick me up, but I don't swing that way...

03-16-05, 21:21	#8 (permalink)
shedthemonkey Mycotopiate Join Date: Sep 1972 Posts: 1,427	Funny sweetness!! That is a great topic!! Reminds me of the joke about the two little kids. The little boy pulls down his pants and says, "I'm better than you cuz I have one of these!" The little girl pulls down her pants and says, "Well, I have one of these, and my momma says with one of these I can get one of those any time I want!" LOL Attached Thumbnails __________________ A Buddhist walks up to a Hot Dog Stand and says "Make me one with everything."

03-16-05, 22:33	#9 (permalink)
destroy_erase_improve Mycotopiate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,172	lmao __________________ Destroy Erase Improve

03-17-05, 07:47	#10 (permalink)
Sweetness Mycotopiate Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 330

03-18-05, 05:40	#11 (permalink)
Beast That's Mr. Beast to you.. Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,992	I would love for a chick to try and pick me up, but only if I wanted to pick her up first....

03-18-05, 08:14	#12 (permalink)
~Peter Cottontail Guest Posts: n/a	It helps to be really mean to them and pretend you have no job, no car, no house, and just got out of jail. They'll be all over you then.

03-18-05, 14:58	#13 (permalink)
phalanx Mycotopiate Join Date: Feb 1970 Posts: 599	All women have to do is look pretty and stand around somewhere public.

03-18-05, 19:14	#14 (permalink)
Lefty Arrogant Asshole Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,377	Your correct as usual, Mr. Rabbit, but you forgot drunk! Meet the damnest people that way... __________________ Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

11-10-05, 20:42	#22 (permalink)
spacecowboy in a major life change-jj Join Date: Jul 1971 Posts: 930	Why you should not pay for sex... .... unless its at the Bunny Ranch Attached Thumbnails __________________ Medicinal Mushroom Growing in the Kitchen Oyster Handbook Lions Mane, Reishi, and Shiitake Cultivation Shiitake Handbook

03-18-05, 22:03	#16 (permalink)
nicholas Mycophage Join Date: Jul 1972 Posts: 157	Picking up guys is easy, just ask 'em if they'd like a romp in the sack....now picking up the right kind of guy? Very tough.

03-19-05, 00:06	#17 (permalink)
mushit Shit Lover Join Date: Jun 1972 Posts: 1,494	I'm the right guy....Really.... I am........... __________________ Up to my elbows in SHIT

03-21-05, 15:56	#19 (permalink)
~thafunkyone Guest Posts: n/a	even the ugly ones get laid...

03-21-05, 18:02	#20 (permalink)
Vettiver Mycophiliac Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 21	im laughing my ass off. you guys are the bomb

11-09-05, 15:36	#21 (permalink)
Omeo Mycophiliac Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 9	"Suck his dick, fix him a sandwich, and don't talk so much."-Dave Chappelle

11-10-05, 21:10	#23 (permalink)
mwillis71 funkybuttlover Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 184	Dave Chapelle is a god dang genious! just don't tell my wife I said that! __________________ Drugs are a bet with your mind. - Jim Morrison

12-04-05, 17:00	#24 (permalink)
Frankie Mycotopiate Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 211	The problem is that they are just so damn subtle that I didn't realize I was being picked up till I was married for six years. But I figured Id try for sex and got the same response __________________ Blessed Be

12-24-05, 16:32	#25 (permalink)
panic Mycotopiate Join Date: Dec 1972 Posts: 246	damn.....only fat chicks ever picked me up......

02-09-06, 20:15	#26 (permalink)
shedthemonkey Mycotopiate Join Date: Sep 1972 Posts: 1,427	Quick...what does a Blonde put behind her ears to attract a guy's attention? Her Ankles!!! __________________ A Buddhist walks up to a Hot Dog Stand and says "Make me one with everything."

02-13-06, 01:53	#28 (permalink)
pskovinsky Ex-chat M0d of Doom, y3 Join Date: Nov 1971 Posts: 1,364	Heres a quick tip, if you found out that a girl took a baseball bat to one of her moms boyfriends when she was fifteen, run. __________________ In soviet russia, the mushrooms grow you.

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