"Mama you done stabbed me!!!"

[livewire420]

Son Attacked After Urinating On Mom - News - News Channel 7, Upstate South Carolina

A Spartanburg mother is accused of stabbing her son several times Christmas morning, but her son is the person facing charges.

City police say it appears the mother, 45-year-old Tammy Jones, stabbed her son because he urinated on her while she slept in her bed.

21-year-old Michael Anthony Carson, nicknamed Pooh Bear, is charged with aggravated assault and battery. Police arrested him at his mother's home on Wednesday.

City police say Jones stabbed her son six times with a butcher knife. He suffered wounds to his shoulder, calf, and chest. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."

Investigators say this type domestic dispute is rare, but they take it seriously, “Oh, we take everything like this seriously. An assault as been alleged, certainly we're going to follow up on it,” said Lt. Ron Cantrell with the Spartanburg City Police Department.

Spartanburg hospital treated and released Carson after minor surgery to make sure his mother's knife did not penetrate his heart.

The city does not plan to charge the mother unless the solicitor's office sees otherwise.

[oibchip]

I have a funny story for you guys but it is true. At a friends wedding when I was alot younger I got very, very intoxicated at the reception. Well, I woke up in the middle of the night to take a leak I guess and I went into the bathroom and lifted up the toilet seat to take a leak and all of a sudden I heard a crazy scream right on front of me. It was my buddy's cousin, she was asleep with a pillow over her head in the room right next to the bathroom. I mistook the pillow for the toilet seat lid and pissed right in her ear. In my defense It was the first time I had ever been to that house and I was fucked up on alcohol. Needless to say I apologized profusely once I figured out what was going on. and I felt really bad, I was sooo embarassed.

The irony is a year or so later after I saw her again at a picnic we started dating ..lol..it lasted a little over a year and probably would have lasted longer but the timing just wasn't right for our jobs and shit(she had to move away).

Funny how life works sometimes.

[dizzydank]

LMFAO oib, id expect nothing less from u lol. damn that just about made me cry.

[AmBe]

don't blame the alcohol, we all know it was the purps

[lionelfire]

I peed in an ex-girlfriends parents room while I was knackered. They didn't know I was "staying over". Yeah, that's embarrasingNotice how I said ex. "Yeah, I'd like to haul'em all down around Spartansburg, and show'em how to raise hell in Caroline."---HW Junior

[livewire420]

lmfao

[venixxx]

yea, this is not news to those of us who live in the upstate, my mom works at a public school in Spartanburg and this does not surprise me. The tales of child abuse from this area are horrific, yea way to turn a funny thread sad.... I pee off my third floor balcony when drunk if that helps, only because sorority biotches live on floor 1 and 2

[Lefty]

Getting drunk enough to piss in someones ear is fuckin' hysterical! I myself had made some poor decisions in this area. Of all the ones I've personally witnessed, when I walked into a kitchen to get a beer only to be confronted with a man shitting in the vegetable drawer of the fridge takes the cake. Where the beer was, man. Just crap, the whole scene. Got worse due to the owner of the fridge arriving at just about 30 seconds after me. She just shit, figuratively.

[rocketman]

I woke up one morning in bed with a woman asking me, "why did you piss on my night stand last night?" There is only one answer to that kind of question, i told her because the coffee table was too far away to hit. She laughed about it, but i was fucking embarrassed. I apologized profusely, and offered to clean her carpet and night stand, but she said shed take care of it.

I thought i was actually pissing off her porch in my drunken mind.

[FDK]

Thou it doesnt involve urine, one of my funniest alcohol related "Ooops" mooments was when I was 15, got a hold of a 36 year old fifth of C.C. (Courtesy of parents liquor cabinet) and drank most of it.

Later while vomiting profusely in my friends bathroom, his Cat wandered in to see what all the commotion was about and I somehow managed to mistake him for some sort of fuzzy face rag. All I really remember from the event was laying in the hall outside the bathroom, watching as my friend tried vainly to wash his cat off in the sink. I think he still carries some of the scars from the event.

[lionelfire]

Originally Posted by FDK

Thou it doesnt involve urine, one of my funniest alcohol related "Ooops" mooments was when I was 15, got a hold of a 36 year old fifth of C.C. (Courtesy of parents liquor cabinet) and drank most of it.

Later while vomiting profusely in my friends bathroom, his Cat wandered in to see what all the commotion was about and I somehow managed to mistake him for some sort of fuzzy face rag. All I really remember from the event was laying in the hall outside the bathroom, watching as my friend tried vainly to wash his cat off in the sink. I think he still carries some of the scars from the event.

HAHAHAHA! I tried to do that with a Great Dane once. I think I still carry the scars

[nodnarb1978]

Allright this one is pretty bad, but without any intoxication on my part! I worked for an electrical company. I was woking in new construction hotel that was 30 stories. That day I was working on the roof, and the building had no running water yet. The superintendant was already kicking people off the job for peeing in buckets and leaving them around. Also relieving themselves out the windows and off the roof. Only portajon was on the ground. Well my lunch was not agreeing with me at all, no way I was going to make it to the ground. There are the caps on the 6" pvc roof drains that are sticking up, close enough to a toilet for me! My plan was to toss the cap off the building to a vacant lot, I had plenty of distance! If you have ever been in Florida on the top of a building you would know that some wind is there. Well I sliced my toss and the wind took it to the hotel about 70 yards from the site. Just so happened to land on the concrete of the hotel pool! Holy shit! It looked like a frag grenade! I am thankful it did not get on anyone but it FREAKED people out, what a mess.... "Shit that fall from sky, holyshit!"