Some people just should not take shrooms

[the jesus]

Like this guy for instance:

Nude man charged after lewd, violent encounter arrest

Mike Miller — 6/04/2008 6:15 pm
The Madison man who awakened numerous residents and attracted the attention of several police officers while running around naked in the middle of the night while yelling and screaming, was high on potent mushrooms and alcohol, a court commissioner was told Wednesday.
Nathan Behrend, 24, was charged with two counts of battery to police officers, one count of fourth degree sexual assault, two counts of disorderly conduct, resisting an officer and criminal damage to property for his foray, which began at about 3 a.m. Monday at the southwest side home he shares with a woman.
After kicking in the woman's bedroom door, Behrend jumped on the woman's bed, gave her a big hug, and said, "I want to have sex with you, and I love you, and I want to marry you," according to the criminal complaint filed Wednesday.
"I'm a genius, I have all the answers, and I love you," he told the woman.
Behrend then ran out on the porch, the woman said, and she did not see him again until he was on Watts Road. Meanwhile, several people awakened by the naked man's yelling and hollering had called police, who began arriving on the scene.
Behrend fought with them even after being hit by one officer's Taser, the complaint says. Eventually he was subdued under a pile of cops, the complaint says, but he continued struggling and bit one officer in the hand during the melee. Previous to that, he had sexually assaulted one of the women officers by grabbing her breasts, the complaint says, and through most of the struggle he was making lewd and suggestive comments to various officers.
"We just need to have sex and make love, and I really want to have sex with you," he told a woman officer before sexually assaulting her and pulling out some of her hair.
In court Wednesday, Assistant District Attorney Michael Verveer said Behrend later admitted to police that he had taken mushrooms and was using alcohol before he went on his outing. Behrend has no prior criminal record, Verveer said.
Dane County Criminal Count Commissioner Todd Meurer set bail at $300 per count for a total of $2,100, but he allowed that to revert to a signature bond as soon as Behrend is accepted into the Bail Monitoring program.
Behrend was also ordered to have no contact with his roommate, to not drink, to not have any illegal drugs on him, and not to have any weapons.
If convicted Behrend faces up to six years in prison and extended supervision on each of the charges of battery to a police officer; up to nine months in jail for each of the misdemeanor counts -- fourth degree sexual assault, criminal damage to property and resisting an officer; and up to 90 days in jail on the two disorderly conduct charges.

http://www.madison.com/tct/news/police/289845

[rambi]

Originally Posted by Hippie3

you can't fix stupid...

ramb

[HUMBLE STUDENT]

I thought this was a pretty dam hilarious story till it got down to the list of possible time to serve then it gets pretty serious.(still pretty funny to picture some dumass doin this)

[Yale]

See how bad alcohol is for ya if you start retarded... I don't the shrooms had anything to do with it.

[Oblivion]

Weak mind, thats all.

[wildburr]

What a dumb ass

[the_heretic]

he should have gone to bonnaroo..
would've fit right in.

[shroom_seeker]

What a fucktard.

[eatyualive]

maybe the title should say " some people should not do any mind altering drugs" including alcohol, caffeine, jeez this guy takes the cake. regardless of what he ingested. the guy woulda been an idiot either way. some people just need to be locked up.


and that quote above is right lol.. you can't fix stupid!

[Frank_Happy]

Hippie's right. You can't fix stupid. This guy sounds like a real asshat. I'd say it was the alcohol. When I trip I like to laugh at those kind. I couldn't see doing that ever. lol.

[Subbalteatus]

I would bet the guy was also on some chemical ballance medicine not mentioned : )

Sounds like an absolute nut job.

[ernestro]

laughed my butt of. reading it and transforming into visual...BUT the media, politics, etc would make him of prime example... like for the kids..."don't do drugs...you'll turn out like that"...
well what can you do. nothing new, nothing old i guess.

But imagine the look on the face of that poor woman...must have freaked/confoosed the living crap out of her its so good he didn't actually do any sick moves. that would be waaaay over in the uncool corner.


But yeah..."som should not be allowed to take drugs". . But there should be tests...i'd psychologically test politicians..presidents, cops. Everyone.
..but we'd need to develop mentally to a much higher lever to be able to do that objectivly i guess, cause else it' would just be another form of repression. But if we were all (ok, most of us) a bit higher on the consciousness side, that would not pose a threat. I guess. welll bla bla. i don't really know.

[dice4717]

Saw this episode of Cops, and there was a guy running around naked with blood on him. The guy said he was tripping on mushrooms. Tis some crazy shit, I have never known of anyone getting this fucked up off mushies.

[ScareKrow420]

I would wager it was the alcohol that caused those reactions, Maybe a chemical imbalance in the brain or something. the bottom line is, this guy was an idiot.

[Southernshaman]

According to the article, the man was also intoxicated on alcohol. I wouldn't blame shrooms in this case. Most streakers are on alcohol. Just take Will Ferrel in Old School lol.
Thanks for the entertaining article. Kudos.

[MycoChondria]

Originally Posted by ScareKrow420

I would wager it was the alcohol that caused those reactions, Maybe a chemical imbalance in the brain or something. the bottom line is, this guy was an idiot.

I would guess that he had "issues"

[Frank_Happy]

Yeah, that's another thing. I hate it whenever somebody does something stupid in the public eye and blames it on marijuana or mushrooms, or anything except themselves.

laughed my butt of. reading it and transforming into visual...BUT the media, politics, etc would make him of prime example... like for the kids..."don't do drugs...you'll turn out like that"...

-originally quoted by ernestro

Then people are going to start saying shit like: "See what mushrooms make people do? Anyone who eats mushies is a threat to society!" and we all know this is most certainly not true. It's just another case of one slapass trying to screw it up for all of us.

[ernestro]

yeah..true.
Because on the bottom line, anybody doing almost anything can be a threat to society, if he's a irresponsible ignorant mindless morron.
the things/objects in use just show the way you can go (i you "want to").

[TVCasualty]

Well, he's a lover and a fighter.

It sounds like it only got bad after the cops arrived, which is not uncommon.

Until then, he was just an obnoxious moron who had annoyed his roommate and neighbors. But then they go and send in the cops, one of whom had big boobies; what did they expect a drunk, tripping man in his 20's to do when confronted by officially bodacious breastesses?? Oh, and she had really nice hair, too.

[cap]

Originally Posted by dice4717

Saw this episode of Cops, and there was a guy running around naked with blood on him. The guy said he was tripping on mushrooms. Tis some crazy shit, I have never known of anyone getting this fucked up off mushies.

i cant watch cops...it fires me up something major usually...that or i throw up in my mouth a little...

fuck a pig. i hate those shows.