The Messiah Has Spoken

Lefty · 07-23-08, 18:40

I just came off soo incredibly high handed in a thread I astonished myself, so to celebrate this new height (which if you follow my drivel here is an accomplishment any way you slice it) I ask those that wish to celebrate my accomplishment to post in frivolity.

Beastmaster · 07-23-08, 19:10

Congrats

is this the thread where you recognize your allies?

Lefty · 07-23-08, 20:07

Yes. Being alligned with even my opinion, muchless myself, was recently questioned. I was taken aback in horror, naturally. So I dare lean upon my more reputable allies here to lend support of myself in general (not necessarily specific exclamations.)

shroom_seeker · 07-23-08, 20:11

I'm with ya

quack quack · 07-23-08, 22:06

i never seen such arrogance

real_psily · 07-25-08, 11:12

link to said thread?

Shroomette · 07-25-08, 11:18

Congrats!!! Lefty and Shroom seeker nice one

Hippie3 · 07-25-08, 11:24

allies ?
don't you mean
co-conspirators ?

rockawayrooms · 07-25-08, 13:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippie3

allies ?
don't you mean
co-conspirators ?

shroom_seeker · 07-25-08, 13:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippie3

allies ?
don't you mean
co-conspirators ?

I've grown to appreciate a dissenting opinion, which is why I like Lefty,
and for that matter you too, Hip.
Really helps explore a topic and push consciousness forward, imo.
I'd be sad to see these opinions disappear.

Nope, no conspiracies here.
at least not yet

Lefty · 07-25-08, 15:51

I prefer not to conspire, as that means someone else knows. At times, it is unavoidable, and objective reflection is wise at this junction. Who hasn't done some dumb shit that worked out badly with someone you just happen to be with at the time? Fate seems funny that way...I recall (years ago) having a reprobate I happen to be with have me pull over to talk to someone he "knew" and proceed to negotiate a crack deal. As the task force ran up on us, he looked at me as he threw whatever sad streetlevel findings he had obtained into my glovebox as the short cop that ran up from behind us watched him. The short oinker actually defused things, as had he not seen this sack of shit ditch on me hard, I was going to strike him in the side of his head very hard & suddenly as I was under the belief that he was gonna waltz as I sank for his rock. Also, understand, it was a hard town and I fully understood the presence of both rock & rollers, but I was completely unaware of his intentions and was seriously just passing through before I saw alot of men wearing badges on necklaces and carrying guns hauling ass towards us. Literally seconds, I remember thinking "Damn, I better paralize this fucker or he's gonna get me five years if he closes that glovebox." then I saw the pig right in the passenger window. I had been looking straight as I was going to pull back in traffic & get away from the horror unravelling in my lap then throw his dumb ass out when I noticed the cars pulling across both lanes sideways and people running towards me like I was on fire. I believe I realized we were getting hit with a jump out squad before he did. I don't have time right now but I'll have to expound upon what I did & didn't know about Paul @ that point in time.

eatyualive · 07-25-08, 19:18

i am a little lost what are we talking about? congrats on your thread. whatever it is your talking about. lol..

rocketman · 07-25-08, 20:12

I always like your posts lefty, you have some rare talent imho.

Lazlo · 07-26-08, 22:35

Lefty, you may be a rough feller around the edges, but you ain't no idiot by any means. I know a moron when I see them and you sir are not one. Very smart, just rough around the edges. Really rough!

reverend trips · 07-27-08, 08:46

Lefty is so badassed, he'll put the apostrophe wherever the fuck he pleases.

Lefty · 07-29-08, 18:42

We are not talking about anything serious, I started this because I was all loaded & laughing about a comment I had that I thought was funny,\. But I SImpLY can'<t believe my punctuation was ATTacked%. Apostrophe hell, I really like,,,commas.
As for talents I may or may not have, thanks for the compliments, honestly.
Somehow reminds me of a comment about identity theft & I was like "Who the fuck would want to be me?"

Oblivion · 07-29-08, 21:45

We,ll! PucCt"uat!0n !Z !^^p0rt@nt yo^ know.

Lefty · 08-08-08, 05:11

The apostrophe behind the "s" shows ownership.
Well, second Friday of the month. Time to take the white jacket down to the needle clinic & look like any other dignifed OB-GYN.

Lefty · 08-25-08, 19:19

Just realized I should post the thread link, so I guess I will, but I was going to post here about the fire hydrant Fast Eddy jacked from San Francisco and had at his house. Had it & the pipe extension attached not weighed 400 lbs. or so I would have it with me right now. She'd love that. It was a virgin, so he touted, and I believe him.

Lefty · 08-25-08, 19:22

http://forums.mycotopia.net/trash-ta...23-haters.html (haters)

Lefty · 08-29-08, 22:35

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwHMM...ut-closet.html

Lefty · 09-07-08, 12:48

Hope ya'll enjoy my new avatar. I'll probably change it soon, but I liked it

Lefty · 09-13-08, 07:02

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk

Ben Dover · 09-13-08, 09:12

"ooooohhhh ooooohhhh ooooooohhhhhh"

damn that was funny

I know that feeling. Makes my leg hurt thinking of when I fell through some scaffolding.

Lefty · 09-14-08, 07:48

Things I can't say in another thread...HEEEEEEEYYYYYYY MMAAAAAANNNNN NNNIIIIICCCCCEEEE GOIIINNNN

Beastmaster · 09-14-08, 13:36

LOL cheater's never prosper....

lost_onabbey_rd · 09-14-08, 15:00

lol..
"oh gosh i hope she's ok"

i got your back lefty

mystic · 09-14-08, 18:55

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT BURNS
I love this thread, I needed to do that.

Lefty · 09-21-08, 09:03

Ahh, another rare form tirade. Thanks for the understanding Lost & Mermadia, again, and probably Hip. My integrity was impugned (and that of my avatar for Christs' sake!), I shouldn't have called him a fucker.

Mermaidia · 09-21-08, 09:11

yeah probably not.

How ya been lefty?

Lefty · 09-21-08, 09:24

Doin' alright, Graceful, slowly gettin' back to writing, slight legal hassle, but pretty good for real

And you?

Mermaidia · 09-21-08, 09:26

good, hanging in there.

Lefty · 10-02-08, 18:12

If I could dig down deep in my heart
Feelings would flood on the page
Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya

Beastmaster · 10-02-08, 18:22

It'd probably slide on by, but in a satisfying way.

Lefty · 10-02-08, 19:27

The whole song, sorta took it out of context but conveyed the thought

If I could stick my pen in my heart
And spill it all over the stage
Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya
Would you think the boy is strange? Ain't he strange?

If I could win ya, if I could sing ya
A love song so divine
Would it be enough for your cheating heart
If I broke down and cried? If I cried?

I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it
I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do
Oh, well, I like it, I like it, I like it
I said can't you see that this old boy has been a lonely?

If I could stick a knife in my heart
Suicide right on stage
Would it be enough for your teenage lust
Would it help to ease the pain? Ease your brain?

If I could dig down deep in my heart
Feelings would flood on the page
Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya
Would ya think the boy's insane? He's insane

I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it
I said I know it's only rock'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do
Oh, well, I like it, I like it, I like it
I said can't you see that this old boy has been a lonely?

And do ya think that you're the only girl around?
I bet you think that you're the only woman in town

I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it
I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it
I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but i like it
I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do
Oh, well, I like it, I like it. I like it...

Lefty · 10-02-08, 21:00

Oh shit you did it! I was fkn jokin' Beast

grace · 10-03-08, 18:41

Messiah... who's idea was that? I don't think he needs anymore boosts to his ego. (Or we might have to move to a new, more spacious home)

Jk, just remember sweetie...... please play nice with others :-)

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07-23-08, 18:40	#1 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	The Messiah Has Spoken I just came off soo incredibly high handed in a thread I astonished myself, so to celebrate this new height (which if you follow my drivel here is an accomplishment any way you slice it) I ask those that wish to celebrate my accomplishment to post in frivolity.

07-23-08, 19:10	#2 (permalink)
Beastmaster Critter Keeper Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,854	Congrats is this the thread where you recognize your allies? __________________ Be Brave Bold Robot!

07-23-08, 20:11	#4 (permalink)
shroom_seeker still seeking.. Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,490	I'm with ya Attached Thumbnails __________________ Impeccability is nothing else but the proper use of energy - don Juan

07-25-08, 11:12	#6 (permalink)
real_psily electron pusher Join Date: Aug 1972 Posts: 313	link to said thread? __________________ Be informed, then choose. - Shulgin

07-23-08, 20:07	#3 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	Yes. Being alligned with even my opinion, muchless myself, was recently questioned. I was taken aback in horror, naturally. So I dare lean upon my more reputable allies here to lend support of myself in general (not necessarily specific exclamations.)

07-23-08, 22:06	#5 (permalink)
quack quack Former Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 91	i never seen such arrogance

07-25-08, 11:18	#7 (permalink)
Shroomette Shroom Smurfette Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 483	Congrats!!! Lefty and Shroom seeker nice one

07-25-08, 11:24	#8 (permalink)
Hippie3 Admin Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 35,341	allies ? don't you mean co-conspirators ? __________________ GROW SUPPLIES: www.Mycrotopia.com ------------Simply The Best------------ Namaste Temet Nosce

07-25-08, 15:51	#11 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	I prefer not to conspire, as that means someone else knows. At times, it is unavoidable, and objective reflection is wise at this junction. Who hasn't done some dumb shit that worked out badly with someone you just happen to be with at the time? Fate seems funny that way...I recall (years ago) having a reprobate I happen to be with have me pull over to talk to someone he "knew" and proceed to negotiate a crack deal. As the task force ran up on us, he looked at me as he threw whatever sad streetlevel findings he had obtained into my glovebox as the short cop that ran up from behind us watched him. The short oinker actually defused things, as had he not seen this sack of shit ditch on me hard, I was going to strike him in the side of his head very hard & suddenly as I was under the belief that he was gonna waltz as I sank for his rock. Also, understand, it was a hard town and I fully understood the presence of both rock & rollers, but I was completely unaware of his intentions and was seriously just passing through before I saw alot of men wearing badges on necklaces and carrying guns hauling ass towards us. Literally seconds, I remember thinking "Damn, I better paralize this fucker or he's gonna get me five years if he closes that glovebox." then I saw the pig right in the passenger window. I had been looking straight as I was going to pull back in traffic & get away from the horror unravelling in my lap then throw his dumb ass out when I noticed the cars pulling across both lanes sideways and people running towards me like I was on fire. I believe I realized we were getting hit with a jump out squad before he did. I don't have time right now but I'll have to expound upon what I did & didn't know about Paul @ that point in time.

07-25-08, 19:18	#12 (permalink)
eatyualive KEY MASTER Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,441	i am a little lost what are we talking about? congrats on your thread. whatever it is your talking about. lol.. __________________ Simplicity Rules! Anything this user posts is not reality. It is an illusion. Optical lenses are quite impressive these days.

07-25-08, 20:12	#13 (permalink)
rocketman GATE KEEPER Join Date: Feb 1973 Posts: 2,939	I always like your posts lefty, you have some rare talent imho. __________________ robbing a man of his cherished delusions does not make you any wealthier, it just makes him poorer. H3

07-26-08, 22:35	#14 (permalink)
Lazlo old hand Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 6,916	Lefty, you may be a rough feller around the edges, but you ain't no idiot by any means. I know a moron when I see them and you sir are not one. Very smart, just rough around the edges. Really rough! __________________ How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your MEAT?

07-27-08, 08:46	#15 (permalink)
reverend trips Rock'n'Roll Outlaw Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,363	Leftys' Thread Lefty is so badassed, he'll put the apostrophe wherever the fuck he pleases.

07-29-08, 18:42	#16 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	We are not talking about anything serious, I started this because I was all loaded & laughing about a comment I had that I thought was funny,\. But I SImpLY can'<t believe my punctuation was ATTacked%. Apostrophe hell, I really like,,,commas. As for talents I may or may not have, thanks for the compliments, honestly. Somehow reminds me of a comment about identity theft & I was like "Who the fuck would want to be me?"

07-29-08, 21:45	#17 (permalink)
Oblivion Join me there Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 243	We,ll! PucCt"uat!0n !Z !^^p0rt@nt yo^ know. __________________ I was created by the Ultrich and destroyed by the Humans.

08-08-08, 05:11	#18 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	The apostrophe behind the "s" shows ownership. Well, second Friday of the month. Time to take the white jacket down to the needle clinic & look like any other dignifed OB-GYN.

08-25-08, 19:19	#19 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	Just realized I should post the thread link, so I guess I will, but I was going to post here about the fire hydrant Fast Eddy jacked from San Francisco and had at his house. Had it & the pipe extension attached not weighed 400 lbs. or so I would have it with me right now. She'd love that. It was a virgin, so he touted, and I believe him.

08-25-08, 19:22	#20 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	http://forums.mycotopia.net/trash-ta...23-haters.html (haters)

08-29-08, 22:35	#21 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwHMM...ut-closet.html

09-07-08, 12:48	#22 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	Hope ya'll enjoy my new avatar. I'll probably change it soon, but I liked it

09-13-08, 07:02	#23 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk

09-13-08, 09:12	#24 (permalink)
Ben Dover Mycophage Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 197	"ooooohhhh ooooohhhh ooooooohhhhhh" damn that was funny I know that feeling. Makes my leg hurt thinking of when I fell through some scaffolding. __________________ To defy the laws of tradition is a crusade only of the brave

09-14-08, 07:48	#25 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	Things I can't say in another thread...HEEEEEEEYYYYYYY MMAAAAAANNNNN NNNIIIIICCCCCEEEE GOIIINNNN

09-14-08, 13:36	#26 (permalink)
Beastmaster Critter Keeper Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,854	LOL cheater's never prosper.... __________________ Be Brave Bold Robot!

09-14-08, 15:00	#27 (permalink)
lost_onabbey_rd The Lost Join Date: Apr 1972 Posts: 1,313	lol.. "oh gosh i hope she's ok" i got your back lefty __________________ Plant a seed, It will grow, So it's been, Sow the show To think outside the box, sometimes it is nessecary to step, outside the box

09-14-08, 18:55	#28 (permalink)
mystic ~Lady M~ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 87	AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT BURNS I love this thread, I needed to do that. __________________ The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. Herein lies the germ of all true art and science.

09-21-08, 09:03	#29 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	Ahh, another rare form tirade. Thanks for the understanding Lost & Mermadia, again, and probably Hip. My integrity was impugned (and that of my avatar for Christs' sake!), I shouldn't have called him a fucker.

09-21-08, 09:11	#30 (permalink)
Mermaidia Sober Sister Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,697	yeah probably not. How ya been lefty? __________________ “The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.”--Charles Dubois

09-21-08, 09:24	#31 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	Doin' alright, Graceful, slowly gettin' back to writing, slight legal hassle, but pretty good for real And you?

09-21-08, 09:26	#32 (permalink)
Mermaidia Sober Sister Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,697	good, hanging in there. __________________ “The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.”--Charles Dubois

10-02-08, 18:12	#33 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	If I could dig down deep in my heart Feelings would flood on the page Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya

10-02-08, 18:22	#34 (permalink)
Beastmaster Critter Keeper Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,854	It'd probably slide on by, but in a satisfying way. __________________ Be Brave Bold Robot!

10-02-08, 19:27	#35 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	The whole song, sorta took it out of context but conveyed the thought If I could stick my pen in my heart And spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya Would you think the boy is strange? Ain't he strange? If I could win ya, if I could sing ya A love song so divine Would it be enough for your cheating heart If I broke down and cried? If I cried? I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do Oh, well, I like it, I like it, I like it I said can't you see that this old boy has been a lonely? If I could stick a knife in my heart Suicide right on stage Would it be enough for your teenage lust Would it help to ease the pain? Ease your brain? If I could dig down deep in my heart Feelings would flood on the page Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya Would ya think the boy's insane? He's insane I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it I said I know it's only rock'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do Oh, well, I like it, I like it, I like it I said can't you see that this old boy has been a lonely? And do ya think that you're the only girl around? I bet you think that you're the only woman in town I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but i like it I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do Oh, well, I like it, I like it. I like it... Last edited by Lefty : 10-02-08 at 19:39. Reason: Rolling Stones/Only Rock N Roll

10-02-08, 21:00	#36 (permalink)
Lefty Former Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 1,888	Oh shit you did it! I was fkn jokin' Beast