Bigfoot found??? - Page 2

heyAdroid · 08-25-08, 03:19

i know there's a possibility it might be fake, but i like to think it's not, i like the mystery of it.

TVCasualty · 08-25-08, 11:16

Y'all realize that Bigfoots are the descendants of scattered bands of Yeti that were caught in this hemisphere when the Bering Strait land bridge vanished, right? The Yeti are far better off thanks to the vast and sparsely populated rugged terrain of the Himalayas, though there's a bunch of lighter-furred and more Yeti-like Bigfeet in Nunavut I hear. they're much larger and more dangerous than the kind found in North Georgia, though all are distant relatives of mine.

I know this because it's part of my family's oral history. Not many people realize that Subgeniuses are the descendants of human/Yeti hybrids, but we're easy to spot thanks to our inability to fully integrate into human culture. The Subgenius community is proud of its roots, we know our history, and we're patiently waiting for the next Ice Age when our dominance will re-emerge. If you're a human, your grandchildren are gonna be a Yeti's or Bigfoot's bitches!

To learn more, you gotta send me ten bucks.

LuMaShI · 09-01-08, 03:09

Well what do you do with a bigfoot? throw him in a freezer of course instead of sending him to research laboratories.

TVCasualty · 09-01-08, 11:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuMaShI

Well what do you do with a bigfoot? throw him in a freezer of course instead of sending him to research laboratories.

I'd save the pelt and make a bigfoot costume out of it and see if I could infiltrate a camp of other bigfeet. That would be kick-ass. I'd bring some good weed and see if we could maybe transcend the language barrier by sharing a fat spliff. Then me and my new bigfoot pals would track down and beat up all the jerks who used to mess with me in high school. After that we'd all go on a big road trip.

LuMaShI · 09-01-08, 18:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by TVCasualty

I'd save the pelt and make a bigfoot costume out of it and see if I could infiltrate a camp of other bigfeet. That would be kick-ass. I'd bring some good weed and see if we could maybe transcend the language barrier by sharing a fat spliff. Then me and my new bigfoot pals would track down and beat up all the jerks who used to mess with me in high school. After that we'd all go on a big road trip.

LOL also a brilliant plan. I'd go to the All Good Festival with them.

i.p.freely · 09-09-08, 03:08

i saw a yeti once. i saw it for about three months, until i got tired of it always fucking stinking, and wanting to do nothing but camp. fuckin fickle assed yeti's...you're all just better off leaving them alone...

interesting thread bunz...almost missed it...

mystic · 09-18-08, 18:50

YETI'S Live in camp grounds. LmFao At that one. They smell of 5 day old patchouli.

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08-25-08, 11:16	#52 (permalink)
TVCasualty Embrace Your Damage Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,914	Y'all realize that Bigfoots are the descendants of scattered bands of Yeti that were caught in this hemisphere when the Bering Strait land bridge vanished, right? The Yeti are far better off thanks to the vast and sparsely populated rugged terrain of the Himalayas, though there's a bunch of lighter-furred and more Yeti-like Bigfeet in Nunavut I hear. they're much larger and more dangerous than the kind found in North Georgia, though all are distant relatives of mine. I know this because it's part of my family's oral history. Not many people realize that Subgeniuses are the descendants of human/Yeti hybrids, but we're easy to spot thanks to our inability to fully integrate into human culture. The Subgenius community is proud of its roots, we know our history, and we're patiently waiting for the next Ice Age when our dominance will re-emerge. If you're a human, your grandchildren are gonna be a Yeti's or Bigfoot's bitches! To learn more, you gotta send me ten bucks. __________________ The danger of an adventure is worth a thousand days of ease and comfort- Paulo Coelho

09-01-08, 03:09	#53 (permalink)
LuMaShI dimethyltriptomaniac Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 179	Well what do you do with a bigfoot? throw him in a freezer of course instead of sending him to research laboratories. __________________ I've been in situations where I'm facing my reflection, but who is that looking back always seems to be the question.

09-09-08, 03:08	#56 (permalink)
i.p.freely chronic puppy diddler Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 704	I'VE SEEN BIGFOOT !!! i saw a yeti once. i saw it for about three months, until i got tired of it always fucking stinking, and wanting to do nothing but camp. fuckin fickle assed yeti's...you're all just better off leaving them alone... interesting thread bunz...almost missed it... __________________ "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Dr. H.S.T.

09-18-08, 18:50	#57 (permalink)
mystic ~Mystical Magic~ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 170	YETI'S Live in camp grounds. LmFao At that one. They smell of 5 day old patchouli. __________________ " Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from LOVE. "

08-25-08, 03:19	#51 (permalink)
heyAdroid Mycophiliac Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 91	i know there's a possibility it might be fake, but i like to think it's not, i like the mystery of it.

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