Talk about getting even!

roc · 02-09-09, 09:52

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door.
She was a sorry sight Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.

We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.

We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his
WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.

The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the building, next door to the vet. The MD's
waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
The door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive.

He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it,
and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!'

Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

catdaddy · 02-09-09, 10:04

OUCH!!!

bosshogg · 02-09-09, 10:11

LMFAO

weeeeeee · 02-09-09, 10:23

hahahahahaha good shit roc

greenie · 02-09-09, 10:24

i was dreadin a picture of me u found sumwhere.... lol

eyeslikedonuts · 02-09-09, 11:34

thats funny shit. peace, e

buteo · 02-09-09, 11:38

Lol! I like it!

ShroomGuerilla · 02-09-09, 12:01

LOL

02-10-09, 08:17

Cornfield · 02-10-09, 10:11

hilarious! Roc you a man or a woman or just share 1 account?

seedlessstinky1 · 02-10-09, 10:27

LMAOOOO

Shroomette · 02-10-09, 11:17

ROFLMAO ROC

MycoChondria · 02-10-09, 11:19

Beast · 02-10-09, 11:35

Talk about taking things to the next level!

And greenie

I was too, HAHA!!

rockawayrooms · 02-10-09, 12:09

lmao

bugs · 02-10-09, 12:31

Excellent!

lysergic · 02-10-09, 14:01

DrAstronaut · 02-10-09, 14:07

Awesome.

Oblivion · 02-10-09, 15:46

funmkr77 · 02-15-09, 20:04

that was funny shit! I'll send it to my granny and pops, they get a kick out of clean-dirty jokes.
thanks

Dr.Hallucination. · 02-15-09, 20:29

HAHAHA

alounacara · 02-16-09, 13:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by greenie

i was dreadin a picture of me u found sumwhere.... lol

duaut · 02-16-09, 21:16

I remember hearing this years ago at work on the construction site.

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02-09-09, 09:52	#1 (permalink)
roc Old Man Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 4,461	Talk about getting even! One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.' The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. The door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door. Now THAT, my friends, is getting even! __________________ ubuntu! Member of Native Geekaho Tribe. "Think for yourself and question authority"

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catdaddy herding kittens Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,321	OUCH!!! __________________ American history is full of heroes; men of great prowess and great renown... But only one Catdaddy.

02-09-09, 10:11	#3 (permalink)
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greenie Stonerd Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,029	i was dreadin a picture of me u found sumwhere.... lol __________________ Originally Posted by StheNC My marijuana stash suffers from marijuana abuse

02-09-09, 10:23	#4 (permalink)
weeeeeee humanoid Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,855	hahahahahaha good shit roc

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eyeslikedonuts always glazed Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 103	thats funny shit. peace, e __________________

02-09-09, 11:38	#7 (permalink)
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02-10-09, 11:17	#12 (permalink)
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02-10-09, 11:35	#14 (permalink)
Beast That's Mr. Beast to you.. Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,992	Talk about taking things to the next level! And greenie I was too, HAHA!! __________________ "Our obligation to survive and flourish is owed not just to ourselves But also to that cosmos, ancient and vast, from which we spring" -Carl Sagan

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funmkr77 Mycophage Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 156	that was funny shit! I'll send it to my granny and pops, they get a kick out of clean-dirty jokes. thanks __________________ Fuck em and feed em fish heads if they can't take a joke.

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duaut Former Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 306	I remember hearing this years ago at work on the construction site.

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