News Anchor...'Keep Fu*king That Chicken'

(neo)Figment · 10-13-09, 21:50

Them Eyes! That shit is funny!
And just incase you think he said something else...
Turn up your volume cause its really low.

mycowarrier · 10-13-09, 22:08

I heard about that but this is the first time i actually saw the clip. That was not a slip of the tongue. The gal's expression on her face is a sure sign. That guy had a little something extra in his coffee that morning

Scratch · 10-14-09, 03:50

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic uses a feather. Kinky uses the whole chicken.

Every time Enrie Anastos curses, an angel gets its wings,
breasts, and thighs.

copelandiaKidd · 10-14-09, 07:22

not too subtle now is he? Her face is friggin PRICELESS!!!!! I could not beleive he said that. lol. there Is soo much pressure on anchors, but it does not take anything but common sense to know not to blurt "keep fu**** that chicken! I got a great laugh though!!!!! I think Id Just

... at least he apologized!

rockawayrooms · 10-14-09, 08:11

Ben Dover · 10-14-09, 10:26

That was awesome

firerat · 10-14-09, 11:58

dice · 10-14-09, 12:00

That was hilarious I love the way he said
"Keep fuckin that chicken"

thatgreenthumb · 10-14-09, 12:39

LMAO i love her face.
I dont even get his joke tho.
"Takes a tough man to make a tender forecast"
"I guess that's me"
"Keep fucking that chicken!" haha
"okay ill do that," he shrug

wtf? doesnt even make sense!

Sidestreet Getaway · 10-26-09, 17:53

I love how it was Fox News. Now THAT's a quality report.

And no, I don't get it either.

eastwood · 10-26-09, 18:00

mycowarrier · 10-26-09, 18:14

Reminds me of a story:

Member of a twelve step program on step five:
"Admitted to God, to ourselves,and to another human being
the exact nature of our wrongs"

He tells his sponcer: I did a bad bad thing. I had sex with a chicken.

Sponcer: Hell that's not so bad. The chicken i screwed died!

stickyscissors · 10-27-09, 14:54

hahaha! lmao!

BotanyPhD · 10-27-09, 15:16

CLASSIC! Hahaha

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10-13-09, 21:50	#1 (permalink)
(neo)Figment Lets rot some poop! Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 324	*News Anchor...'Keep Fuking That Chicken'** Them Eyes! That shit is funny! And just incase you think he said something else... Turn up your volume cause its really low. __________________ "If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."

10-13-09, 22:08	#2 (permalink)
mycowarrier VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 950	I heard about that but this is the first time i actually saw the clip. That was not a slip of the tongue. The gal's expression on her face is a sure sign. That guy had a little something extra in his coffee that morning __________________ Everybody is entitled to my opinion

10-14-09, 03:50	#3 (permalink)
Scratch and sniff Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 316	What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic uses a feather. Kinky uses the whole chicken. Every time Enrie Anastos curses, an angel gets its wings, breasts, and thighs. __________________ face piles of trials with smiles Last edited by firerat; 10-14-09 at 11:53.

10-14-09, 07:22	#4 (permalink)
copelandiaKidd Void Of Boundaries Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 579	not too subtle now is he? Her face is friggin PRICELESS!!!!! I could not beleive he said that. lol. there Is soo much pressure on anchors, but it does not take anything but common sense to know not to blurt "keep fu**** that chicken! I got a great laugh though!!!!! I think Id Just... at least he apologized! __________________ "LEARN THE RULES SO YOU CAN BREAK THEM PROPERLY" -The Dali lama "i don't care if it eats my cat, as long as the damn thing fruits"~ prism

10-14-09, 08:11	#5 (permalink)
rockawayrooms Hash Pipe Harry Join Date: Dec 1971 Posts: 2,462	__________________ Any little song that you know, Everything that's small has to grow!!L.Zep

10-14-09, 10:26	#6 (permalink)
Ben Dover fukenshrumen Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 578	That was awesome

10-14-09, 11:58	#7 (permalink)
firerat Hose Lord Moderator Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,742	__________________ When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?

10-14-09, 12:00	#8 (permalink)
dice Jack of all trades. Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,762	That was hilarious I love the way he said "Keep fuckin that chicken" __________________ When in doubt Pack another

10-14-09, 12:39	#9 (permalink)
thatgreenthumb Mycoholic Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 214	LMAO i love her face. I dont even get his joke tho. "Takes a tough man to make a tender forecast" "I guess that's me" "Keep fucking that chicken!" haha "okay ill do that," he shrug wtf? doesnt even make sense! __________________ Today's mighty oak, is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. Last edited by thatgreenthumb; 10-14-09 at 12:40. Reason: quote

10-26-09, 17:53	#10 (permalink)
Sidestreet Getaway Slaptastician Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,319	I love how it was Fox News. Now THAT's a quality report. And no, I don't get it either.

10-26-09, 18:00	#11 (permalink)
eastwood Mycotopiate Join Date: Jul 1972 Posts: 2,921

10-26-09, 18:14	#12 (permalink)
mycowarrier VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 950	Reminds me of a story: Member of a twelve step program on step five: "Admitted to God, to ourselves,and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs" He tells his sponcer: I did a bad bad thing. I had sex with a chicken. Sponcer: Hell that's not so bad. The chicken i screwed died! __________________ Everybody is entitled to my opinion

10-27-09, 14:54	#13 (permalink)
stickyscissors Humble Student Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 317	hahaha! lmao! __________________ Don't let the walls cave in on you. We can't live on, live on without you. You get what you give this much is true.

10-27-09, 15:16	#14 (permalink)
BotanyPhD Mycophiliac Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 47	CLASSIC! Hahaha __________________ “All mushrooms are edible-once"

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