The wedding test (Humor)

marmy · 10-27-09, 10:08

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her
beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,

and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.

We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car

Quadrupliplex · 10-27-09, 10:14

HAHAHA holy hell. Good one!

copelandiaKidd · 10-27-09, 10:29

omfg. that is great!!!!!!!!

Shroomette · 10-27-09, 10:42

hmmmm... this gave me a great idea! ROFLMAO

mycowarrier · 10-27-09, 10:53

You had me really going there until the last line.

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10-27-09, 10:08	#1 (permalink)
marmy riding the roller coaster Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 838	The wedding test (Humor) I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car __________________ OK maybe not that old

10-27-09, 10:14	#2 (permalink)
Quadrupliplex Dimension Transient Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 153	HAHAHA holy hell. Good one! __________________ "Suicide...A permanent solution for a temporary problem" -So we agree it is a solution.

10-27-09, 10:29	#3 (permalink)
copelandiaKidd Void Of Boundaries Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 579	omfg. that is great!!!!!!!! __________________ "LEARN THE RULES SO YOU CAN BREAK THEM PROPERLY" -The Dali lama "i don't care if it eats my cat, as long as the damn thing fruits"~ prism Last edited by Shroomette; 10-27-09 at 10:44. Reason: fixed smileys

10-27-09, 10:42	#4 (permalink)
Shroomette Fairy Princess Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,940	*hmmmm... this gave me a great idea! ROFLMAO* __________________ "If I'm not seen in this world.I'm lost in my own lil world"!!!

10-27-09, 10:53	#5 (permalink)
mycowarrier VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 950	You had me really going there until the last line. __________________ Everybody is entitled to my opinion

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