To be annoyed or not to be annoyed...A rant

amberdragonswan · 11-05-09, 16:33

Well, Im back in PA and i missed this beautiful place...I live a hop, skip and jump from Maryland, West Virginia....but the people that are in my area....grrrr.

I decided country was better for me...outside of the city, quiet, leave me to my shit...

I was collecting puffballs to dry and eat, along with an amazing specimen of chicken of the woods and hen of the woods...beautiful oysters and my favorite Amanitas....

Someone comes up to me, lives about 5 blocks away and comments on my avid mushroom hunting and collection of manure and hay(had permission of course). He wants to show me his absolutely amazing finds for this time of the year.
Of course, I am twitching with excruciating excitement and say yes!!!! SHOW ME!!!!!!!
He says....look.
Morels.
MORELS!!!! Just look!!!!
Hmmm....not so much, I say, but nevertheless, gorgeous as all fungus is.
Well, a verbal brawl broke out. What do you think it is Miss know it all cuntface?
WOW!!! Really?
Umm....they are Gyromitra Esculenta. Commonly called the beefsteak morel......but NOT a morel. Many eat them, but so you know they are poisonous and not a good idea. Not trying to be difficult or rude, dude...just trying to help, okay?

He says fuck off and die....good luck finding a place where people love you!
Hahahaha...I laughed..i couldnt help it! I said that'll be the day huh? Have fun and rock on.
My cheerful disposition made me more angry and he threw one of his perfectly pristine "morel" at me, claiming jealousy isnt a good thing.

Ah, gotta love people, huh?

Oops...a mispell is annoying also.....hence my "to be ANNOYED or not to be annoyed.

copelandiaKidd · 11-05-09, 16:43

lol. sounds like mt neighbors!

TastyBeverage · 11-05-09, 17:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by amberdragonswan

Oops...a mispell is annoying also.....hence my "to be ANNOYED or not to be annoyed.

Fixed it for ya.

amberdragonswan · 11-05-09, 17:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by TastyBeverage

Fixed it for ya.

Thanks hun

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11-05-09, 16:33	#1 (permalink)
amberdragonswan Alice In Wonderland Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 21	To be annoyed or not to be annoyed...A rant Well, Im back in PA and i missed this beautiful place...I live a hop, skip and jump from Maryland, West Virginia....but the people that are in my area....grrrr. I decided country was better for me...outside of the city, quiet, leave me to my shit... I was collecting puffballs to dry and eat, along with an amazing specimen of chicken of the woods and hen of the woods...beautiful oysters and my favorite Amanitas.... Someone comes up to me, lives about 5 blocks away and comments on my avid mushroom hunting and collection of manure and hay(had permission of course). He wants to show me his *absolutely* amazing finds for this time of the year. Of course, I am twitching with excruciating excitement and say yes!!!! SHOW ME!!!!!!! He says....look. Morels. MORELS!!!! Just look!!!! Hmmm....not so much, I say, but nevertheless, gorgeous as all fungus is. Well, a verbal brawl broke out. What do you think it is Miss know it all cuntface? WOW!!! Really? Umm....they are Gyromitra Esculenta. Commonly called the beefsteak morel......but NOT a morel. Many eat them, but so you know they are poisonous and not a good idea. Not trying to be difficult or rude, dude...just trying to help, okay? He says fuck off and die....good luck finding a place where people love you! Hahahaha...I laughed..i couldnt help it! I said that'll be the day huh? Have fun and rock on. My cheerful disposition made me more angry and he threw one of his perfectly pristine "morel" at me, claiming jealousy isnt a good thing. Ah, gotta love people, huh? Oops...a mispell is annoying also.....hence my "to be ANNOYED or not to be annoyed.

11-05-09, 16:43	#2 (permalink)
copelandiaKidd Void Of Boundaries Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 579	lol. sounds like mt neighbors! __________________ "LEARN THE RULES SO YOU CAN BREAK THEM PROPERLY" -The Dali lama "i don't care if it eats my cat, as long as the damn thing fruits"~ prism

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