MILF rebels kidnap priest

[Om shanti]

If it wasn't for my dirty mind I would never have had any idea about the existence of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front....

Morale: Watch porn, get smart!? But I must admit i was a bit disappointed there weren't any pictures....

Defense secretary says MILF rebels kidnap priest
http://english.people.com.cn/90001/90777/90851/6796840.html

[~Hippie3]

[prism]

thats great!! I think that one might make the e-mail rounds this morn. Thanks!

[Dr.Hallucination.]

HAHAHHA MILFS Kidnap Priest...

[DarkLestor]

hahahaha!

[zodd]

you is a pervert Om

but then so am i. that’s why i clicked on this thread. he he
gona watch my back when ever im in milf territory. don’t want to get locked up with all those hot sweaty Philippine milfs. poor priest they might even torture him.

[TVCasualty]

MILFs are seizing PILFs?

What the hell is this world coming to? (I mean besides a chaotic mess of ambiguous acronyms??) And don't radical groups ever google the name they're thinking about using before they print up their letterhead or whatever? On the other hand, I get a real kick out of thinking that some devout hard-liner will go looking for the official MILF site and end up either renouncing Islam for a life of porn or getting stoned to death for moral crimes thanks to google making assumptions about what they were really looking for. Then again, maybe they're really smart about viral marketing? Maybe this is the start of a trend of groups giving themselves names that are acronyms for other types of porn to get more hits from search engines?

Also, look for guys busted watching porn at the office trying to claim they'd intended to be researching radical Islamic groups.

[Oblivion]

My first thought was "Wow, what a lucky priest!"

[TastyBeverage]

This reminds me of the Jay and Silent Bob movie.

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!!

[eatyualive]

lol...

oh tasty, the CLIT commander. lmao...

[Mushxmagik]

hahahaha thats some funny shit right there~!

[Om shanti]

The priest was released, but if the Christian Science Monitor is not misquoting him, he didn't sound too happy about being let go by the MILFs

I have no desire to leave [my work in the Philippines], although I don't think they'll kidnap me again. I think if they wanted to kidnap somebody they'd be inclined to go for a much younger man...

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/12112009/20/irish-priest-kidnapped-philippines-released-milf.html
Let's pray they'll take him at least one last time.

The good priest seems to have some things in common with the North African nutcase Mr. Gadaffi, a.k.a. Our Brotherly Servant of the September Revolution, in his love of armed ladies and religious devotion.

Gadaffi has stopped using his amazonian guard of 40 women martial arts experts on his international tours recently but according to BBC today, he is doing his best as of late to recruit young beautiful ladies to the virtues of Islamic living, perhaps in the hope they will mature to lovely (armed?) Islamic MILFs soon.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8362525.stm

Gaddafi preaches to Rome beauties


By Mark Duff
BBC News, Milan

A group of party girls got more than they bargained for when they were recruited to attend a posh do in Rome on Sunday night.
Instead of canapés and cocktails, the 200 young women found themselves being encouraged to become Muslims.
It turned out the host was Libya's leader, Col Muammar Gaddafi, in town for the UN food summit.
He spoke of the wonders of Islam and assured his guests it was not anti-women, as some critics argue.
The selection process had been rigorous; the identity of the host, a mystery.
The girls had to be beautiful, between 18 and 35 - and at least 1.70m tall.
The dress code was strict: plunging necklines and short miniskirts were most definitely out.
Two-hundred women passed muster and were bussed to a plush residential corner of the Italian capital.
Security scanned and shown into an imposing reception room, they were then left waiting, as several complained, without so much as a glass of water.
An hour later, their host's identity was finally revealed.
Col Gaddafi proceeded to preach the benefits of Islam, taking particular pains to assure his guests that it was not misogynistic, and encouraging them to convert.
Two hours later, the women left, looking a touch bemused, 50 euros ($75; £45) better off and clutching a copy of the Koran.

TVCasualty, I also wonder how the MILFs would react if a friendly soul volunteered to explain them about common Western adult acronyms. I have a feeling they might take it very personal, and at least shortly forget the old word about not killing the messenger... :-)

[dice]

At first I saw that picture,
and was like WHOA there ARE MILFS.lmao
I wouldnt have been happy leaving those lovely ladies either.