Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

Invader Zim · 03-15-06, 10:11

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat.

It's only $1, 000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked"

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90, 000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950, 000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
$900, 000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone
belongs to?...."

03-15-06, 10:43

Lazlo · 03-15-06, 10:57

That's great!

I_am_me · 03-15-06, 16:35

lol

WeedyResin · 03-15-06, 16:57

Invader Zim · 07-15-07, 00:40

kickin around old posts...this one was a funny one

BOOT!

apokalypse · 07-15-07, 00:45

dizzydank · 07-15-07, 01:26

HAHAHAHA

jungjedi · 07-15-07, 02:25

hey zim

Sunstar · 07-15-07, 04:17

Pedestrian · 07-15-07, 07:04

Thats a real optimistic woman!

Mermaidia · 07-15-07, 07:44

That was great...thanks zim

bb4 · 07-15-07, 07:59

great, mang,
at least she asked, haha

NEPHROSIS · 07-15-07, 10:44

Heh

I saw a video of that somewhere

Invader Zim · 07-15-07, 12:19

laughter is the best medicine eh

Caljet666 · 07-16-07, 04:16

ROFLMFAO

LOL

BWAHAHAHAHA

Fuckin' classic. Nice one zim.

Invader Zim · 07-16-07, 21:33

damn was the joke that bad it had to get moved to trash talk?

Hippie3 · 07-16-07, 21:43

seemed apropos

DrAstronaut · 11-30-08, 05:58

Love it! Been jonesing for a good joke. Thanks for the fix.

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03-15-06, 10:11	#1 (permalink)
Invader Zim Cisco Certified Stoner Join Date: Mar 1972 Posts: 560	Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1, 000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked" MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90, 000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950, 000" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900, 000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?...." __________________ The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free. -- Henry David Thoreau

03-15-06, 10:57	#3 (permalink)
Lazlo old hand Join Date: Mar 1970 Posts: 7,052	That's great! __________________ How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your MEAT?

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Invader Zim Cisco Certified Stoner Join Date: Mar 1972 Posts: 560	kickin around old posts...this one was a funny one BOOT! __________________ The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free. -- Henry David Thoreau

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Invader Zim Cisco Certified Stoner Join Date: Mar 1972 Posts: 560	laughter is the best medicine eh __________________ The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free. -- Henry David Thoreau

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