brainfart part duh

[cap]

for those delinquent kids that wouldnt join the boy scouts cuz they were too caught up playin war

i love kids, want to be a professor if i ever settle down. among other things ill need 3 letters after my name for security reasons is why i dont want to say what, but its a well respected profession in the medical field i am thinking that since i love helping kids start their lives with guidance and wisdom of the life ahead, i figure, instead of giving a fish, why not teach to fish? as it were. instead of just handing them the knowledge, say, through a partyboat, actually trek them through the woods along a slippery mossy cliff with harnesses (theyll still shit their pants lol and if parents sign clause/release forms i dont see how it could be a problem especially if the parents join along! an ALL AGES affair! i was thinking excursions packages of sorts.
start by posting on craigslist, which i have already and ordewr biz cards, which i have already
ok, i designed them, havent recieved them yet and only was able to score 250 (no time to grab free samples from more then 1 company right now)
but take them in the woods, definitely along a cliff and across a stream ruff style hehe dont go the long way to the footbridge just make them cross the slippery stone mossy game path over rotting logs and slippery river rock loaded with tackle and coolers :loL: i can see it now i used to do it to my city clicker friends/fam all the time as a tweenage dirtbag hippie inside (insert intel inside music here dun dun DUN!) stoner
or take them to the beachfront to dig their own worms out for bait or net some fishies for baitfish in the bay wading int heir gi joe socks cuz their city roots taught them not to step on the floor without ur shoes or socks on cuz all the broken glass and dirty BD's that could be layin around a dune/sawgrass ridden beachhead to experience some splinters in their feet maybe theyll quit playin war and join the scouts or the army or something, because i was one of those kids and if it wasnt for my learnin (thanks mom and way i was brought up i would be a cross between alf the alien and charlie manson by now with all the drugs i have done and abused over the years - i thank gaia that this black veil has been lifted after all these years and i can see the light, and, yes, its so fucking bright i need some new shades, man for real if anyone has a heady pair of white frames with blacked out lenses to trade i have some sick shit to offer
kinda broke but before i yard sale everythin tomorrow maybe pm me if u have a dank pair of sunglasses....anyway...fishing partys are cool i think. i could charge like 5 bucks a head without poles or 10 with poles and just make a shitload of them for pennies with bamboo i have an endless supply of and some line which is a dime a dozen in my old mans garage. reels aint an issue either i oersonally have like 6 spares and with a reel u can build a pole with anything..sorry for wandering into the twilight zone--BACK TO REALITY
what do u guys think?
specialize in fishing with several packages/ranges something for every one?
or do i expand to nature parties? like choose from picnic and mushroom foray/foraging day and classification of plants/note keeping. make me some future botanists and mycologists and who knows what else,
as well as gardening parties as an idea. teach kids how to grow and let them harvest my fields (when i establish my own farm, in the future is only way i could pull this one off unless i co-op'd with a family farm *cough* that would let me harvest their fields with the kids so they could save some time and or labor cost in having the kids pick a section of the rows of, say, corn, or pumpkin durin halloween season (THERES A GREAT IDEA TOO! halloween pumpkin patch pickin' parties and hayrides/tours of the 'haunted barn' i have extended fam that has the LARGEST halloween haunted house type business that tours like a circus or band for lack of a better simile. largest in the country--if not the best. its a couple. the 2 kindest peeps youll meet. no darkness just freaks like us exploding with love and light. the spooky thing is a GREAT gig tho and fucked up way of keeping the mind healthy and occupied and manifesting evil in a fake type fashion, on this plane, in our physical existance, is WAY better then manifesting and god forbid enacting upon the evil/dark that is inescapable in this existance we call life
i WOULDNT fuck with hunting parties, for kids. for teens/tweens, yes.
also, for adults.
as far as natural things goes i could also do boat rides into the abyss on halloween i can find me a perfect foggy bog to cruise into on a friends property or use my friends theatrical gear to create fog in the creek where my aunts old rickety 4 story house lays out near montauk in ny. creek is about 400-500 feet across or less,....so could simply drive around in circles and durin halloween NO neighbors cept the friends we have across the creek live there (its a summer house neighborhood--absentee cept for 3 old people families that dont care or anything and 1 young hippie family we are tight with across the way from new hampshire that are temp there and bringin up the kids cuz of financial woes its a shack but i could use it as a prop and have them inside freakin out the kids liek have the house light up all a sudden out of nowhere haha
also could have the best lighting in the water because my uncle has a lighting store that has all kinds of outdoor, marine, and theatrical lighting, also landscape ligjhtiong and low voltage geaer i could create spookyness with and the extended dock i have out there is cool i can actually hook up a pa from inside the house upstairs in the attic loft area above the kitchen where we have a telescope and can see the creek from birds eye view and play puppet master on the kids on the boat that is a hatterus really lol ok maybe not a hatterus but a bayliner thats all fuckin boarded up to look liek a rickety ppiece of shit..or just build a piece of shit out of wood to REALLY scare em and make em fuckin paddle
man i need to post this in the twilight zone...FUCK i hate when this happens

u guys have any better ideas? coral fragging party? i need to really post on craigslist right now an idea either magician, clown, or party planner/organizer/guide
a nature walk/hike/forraging/collecting party would be cool man just find crystals/rocks/minerals, pick things like wild cucumber, mushies that are for certain edible because i cultivated them there to be found in the first place THAT would be cool man. have a small hill like cap max shows in his pics (never met him or been u to bc yet!) with redwoods or similiar, just some old heady lookin trees and some cultivated yet wild lookin patches like wlj pulls off thatd be fuckin bangin.
eh?
the goodie bag is they go home with a SACK A HUGE BAG FULL OF TREATS FROM MOTHER EARTH AND RECIPE SHEETS PRE-PREPPED INDIVIDFUALIZED AND STAPLED TOGETHER INTO A FOLDER OR PACKET OR SOMETHING TO BRING HOME TO EACH ONE'S FAMILY TO HELP THEM COOK/PREP THEM , NO MATTER WHAT THEY FOUND AND IF DIDNT FIND ANYTHIN IN FIRST FEW MINUTES/HOUR OF PARTY, HAVE A STAFF MEMBER HELP (oops didnt realize i was in caps-dont matter--TWILIGHT ZONE! WAH WAH WAH WAH )
the assistants/staff on a individual basis, that child's personal plight. help guide the child and even if you have to help him/her cheat a lil (without him bringing home any physical bounty he may not recognize the signifigance of the experience as he grows into an adult and hope fully all the children will walk away better (little) people then ever they would have bneen before, trivial on the grand scale as u may think, or not. for me, my love of gardening came from a similiar experience in elementary school. but this is not a standard/routine way of hosting/holding bday/event parties--its unique, green, and in style (hopefully for good) so i think its time to start tghinkin bout it instead of my old gig as a magician. heh. thanks for any and all input or jokes i like laughin best medicine 'round
or am i still spun? teasin. i really wanna make biz cards for this i designed em on a site i can get 250 now and 250 more free from another guy if i wanna try it two diff ways like i said i have LOTS of variations ion the idea so hey see ya guys soon im off to the post office now, finally the noonday sun is weenin a bit!
if i owe u anything and ur name isnt pro, dsots, h3, or whatchamacallit, speak now or my neighbors might buy what i owe you im pretty sure i got everyone but due to a major security mishap i thought was real but was paranoia i deleted my notepad file with all the info and the cpl msgs i had saved as reminders as well as threw my safe addys i had jotted down for a cpl ppl for gifts i promised a while back i found while cleaning into the bbq before i left for rothbury last month....
love u guys. sorry for bein a weirdo i was usin drugs last year and now with the help of love/good friends and fam/topia forums and chat and all my friends here!/healthy living/healthy thinking/old--almost primal hobbies and passtimes/practices picked up again, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, a newfound respect and view on life itself. im a man now. my shamanic/healing nission and psychonautic journey through into the golden road, this month. my teachers were massive amts of dmt, not massive but karge doses at once (a lil too often fried my brain a lil too much so took a long time , approx a month to reflect and collect from the experience which lasted a week or so.....until i stopped dosing and simply tried smoking for a living, while not takingmeds for the pain i legitamately have/motrin works ok but i have ulcers so double negativo amigos im on tramadol now i had no choice been TRYIN to not take NAY rx but hey at least tramadol isnt an opiate! )
mainly tho, the eflection came through the cleanest of LSD i have had the pleasure of experiencing since my first time tourin/hittin shows
psilocybin did me PROPER, but wish id have felt them more! im not a fan if teh east asian varieties these simply seemed dull tho, unlike the ks i have tried in past. or cambo which i actually loved hehe
the slew of variouos rc's i liekly accidentally took, NO molly, that i know of and maybe a dash of 'cule couldnt have hurt i mean it IS the love drug maybe next time..which wont be for a year minimum till i can lose my mind again in fulll hehe. i doubt ill ever have to do what i did last time again EVER, but only time wil tell. as jerry says--"time is a stripper, doin it just for you!"
a dash of ketamine (against my will), was thrown in, which just added to the mayhem and unbalnced the trip bigtime. its all good tho, i needed teh sleep and my bro who dosed me did it cuz he knew i needed to rest my body, i just woulda liked to know it was a lil more potent then the normal shit. i had been up for 2 days tryin to make all teh shows i wantde to see at this one fest the dead were at. i missed BOB DYLAN :eusa_cry: i cryed because i wanted to see him again before we lose him. he has a weak liver amongst other ailments--dont we all, tho
all the pot i coukl possibly need (till i got back to town...its fucking whack here where i grew up most my life i wish i was near public trans again! williamsburgh bridge is like my golden gate city rat here ) no car reallyfuckinblows. no license, well, dmv wants their lift fees etc, and i need to get a copy of my b-cert and new ss card (thinkin about dying lol easier and cheaper prolly too : dmv wants over a grand man. for a darn speedin ticket! wtf! my mom fell and i was rushin cross local county lines to make it to her - husband is divorced from her even tho its not on paper he hasnt put his arms around her in years or paid for a lunch o ANYTHING just drives his 90k$ car and makes his family live in poverty while he and his lawyer daughter fucking gloat. well, these folks need reality checks in the form of 1k mics in some of the satanist cookies theyre eating. my moms husband is a satanist if that means much to any1. bigtime sadist too. hippie wannabe. charlie manson style. guys a madman. good taste in music till he starts breaking out abba and singing along liek this ----> but other then that hes a MAJORFUCKINGTOOL moms an angel. too bad that she is immobile and incontinant. she needs a person who will care for her throughthick and thin. i cant do it because i have done it for almost ten years and now in the twilight pf her life im moving again to get my ducks in a row, my mind straight, and be productive all along the way.*
rant almost over! haha! im allowed, right? hehe hope so, if not delete this i dont care just had to write it out to get it off my chest. love and clear light shinin your way, topiates BE FREE! HELP YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WHEN THEY NEED YOU BUT MAKE SURE YOURE HEALTHY ENOUGH YOURSELF SO YOU CAN DO RIGHT BY THEM IF THATS YOUR GOAL!

i love this place. u guys are my closest fam even tho ur just names on a screen. i know most if not all of you have love in your hearts whether it shines barely bright enough to read by, in the dark, or a beacon pourin its light onto me when i open a post with my coffee in the mornin...

long live this beautiful collective of community spirit and family values. long live, mycotopia
im trained to be more then a human being. im trained to be divine. im ready to take life on and test my boundries and limits but not in the physiological or pharmacalogical sense, oh no, thats just as mckenna would put it--novelty, now. need i say more? i picked some random pics to upload that express my mindframes during the transformation. of course, itd take all the photoalbums, or gigabite cards in existance multiplied by a googolplex to fully depict my experience, if that would even be enough see u there!

[Om shanti]

Fishing and wilderness trips for kids sound great! Also, I don't know about American kids, but in Europe most kids also can't recognize even the most basic agricultural crops, like the difference between rye and wheat. some probably never met a pig or cow either. And I think some school teachers can be persuaded that should be corrected.

I knew one guy who had a small farm as a part time job. He ran it like it was done 200 years ago (approximately). Using horses to plow the field, cooking the sort of food people ate back then.. like different types of porridge, and for the big party potatoes with parsley sauce and a fat chunk of bacon. He had school classes come there, and also a lot of old people (70+) liked to come there, because many of them could still remember the time before the tractor became common place, etc. Don't know how much he made, but he survived! And a lot of the work on the small farm was done by the people visiting. :-)

[Ras Asad]

wow!.

cool post brother.
lookin forward to part duhh.
you are loved

[catdaddy]

I spent MANY years as a Scout leader- and it IS a blast to help kids grow.

Some of them needed killin, though.

Sounds like fun!